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[Bdthemag]

Also, i'd appreciate any comments on my writing so far. Im trying to improve, and would really appreciate any tips.

[noah22223]

Also, i'd appreciate any comments on my writing so far. Im trying to improve, and would really appreciate any tips.

It be aweshum.

[TherosPherae]

Stop staring at the WTF thread and smite the trolls in the sad thread with Saxohpone Power!

I have an ability, and I figure it's about time I use it. Or is that sort of thing supposed to activate randomly?

[Bdthemag]

Stop staring at the WTF thread and smite the trolls in the sad thread with Saxohpone Power!

I have an ability, and I figure it's about time I use it. Or is that sort of thing supposed to activate randomly?

You activate it.

[TherosPherae]

Stop staring at the WTF thread and smite the trolls in the sad thread with Saxohpone Power!

I have an ability, and I figure it's about time I use it. Or is that sort of thing supposed to activate randomly?

You activate it.

I'm activating it then. In case it isn't obvious.

[Darvi]

Oh god what just happened. Guys? Please let it just be tomato juice. Please let it be tomato juice please let it be tomato juice please let it be tomato juice please let it be tomato juice. Heheh, okay, make-believe time is over! Oh gods oh gods oh gods oh gods oh gods oh gods oh gods oh gods oh gods oh gods oh gods.

[KineseN]

I ask the sap closest to me: "Is it only me or do you hear some very tasteful music fit for the situation? Yes? Ok." I reload my revolver and then roll myself to the entrance.

I stand up and as I aim the gun towards the leader I say: "I know what you are thinking punk. You are thinking, 'Did he fire of six shots or only five?'. Now to tell you the truth I've forgotten myself in all this excitement. But being this is a Western Revolver, a great choice for standoffs and will blow a hole in your head clean you've got to ask you self a question, 'Do I feel lucky?'. Well do you, punk?!"

Then I fire them all off.

[Bdthemag]

Waiting on the two people I thought i'd never have to wait on, Draignean and Gatleos. WHAT IS THIS MADNESS!?!?

[Draignean]

Sorry BD, I've been off my game lately.

Distract the other Trolls and keep up my disguise by doing this!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[Gatleos]

Maybe I should've mentioned I was gonna be gone for a few days. Anyway, I'm back now.

*Ahem*

Taricus

TO THE RRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEE thread!

[2] You walk towards the rage thread, but to your shock you realize it's been closed! None of the actual admin's would ever do this, something odd is going on here...

Oh Gods...

OH GODS IT CAN'T BE...

Find some street scum hanging out near the RRRRAAAAAAAGE thread and ask them if they've ever heard of... The Phantom Moderator.

[Bdthemag]

Turn 5- Sexy Saxophone Powers

Taricus

Investigate lack of RAGE thread.

[4] You can't seem to find any clues as to the locking of the RAGE thread. Although you do find a carving, but some of the words are to
scratched out to read. It say's "K-r---e-ak", what could this mean?

TherosPherae

Stop staring at the WTF thread and smite the trolls in the sad thread with Saxohpone Power!

I have an ability, and I figure it's about time I use it. Or is that sort of thing supposed to activate randomly?

You burst into the sad thread, saxophone in hand. [6] You begin to play the only song capable of stunning elite troll's, only few mortals know this legendary song. You play THIS SONG!!!! . The trolls are stunned, and cannot help to dance to this sexy song!

Darvi

Oh god what just happened. Guys? Please let it just be tomato juice. Please let it be tomato juice please let it be tomato juice please let it be tomato juice please let it be tomato juice. Heheh, okay, make-believe time is over! Oh gods oh gods oh gods oh gods oh gods oh gods oh gods oh gods oh gods oh gods oh gods.

[5] What do you know, it is tomato juice. They brush themselves off and walk off set, phew that was close.

KineseN

I ask the sap closest to me: "Is it only me or do you hear some very tasteful music fit for the situation? Yes? Ok." I reload my revolver and then roll myself to the entrance.

I stand up and as I aim the gun towards the leader I say: "I know what you are thinking punk. You are thinking, 'Did he fire of six shots or only five?'. Now to tell you the truth I've forgotten myself in all this excitement. But being this is a Western Revolver, a great choice for standoffs and will blow a hole in your head clean you've got to ask you self a question, 'Do I feel lucky?'. Well do you, punk?!"

Then I fire them all off.

You roll out of cover and fire you gun at the leader! [4 vs. 3] The leader nearly dodges out of the way, but is hit in the chest! You prepare to fire off more bullets at him, but you realize that was actually the last bullet.

Draignean

Sorry BD, I've been off my game lately.

Distract the other Trolls and keep up my disguise by doing this!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[1] Erh, it seem's that these guy's are not amused by this dancing. "He's obviously a fake! We save the dancing for when we troll 4chan!", the prepare to shoot you but Thero's suddenly appears and stuns them all with his sexy saxhophone powers!


Gatleos

Maybe I should've mentioned I was gonna be gone for a few days. Anyway, I'm back now.

*Ahem*

Taricus

TO THE RRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEE thread!

[2] You walk towards the rage thread, but to your shock you realize it's been closed! None of the actual admin's would ever do this, something odd is going on here...

Oh Gods...

OH GODS IT CAN'T BE...

Find some street scum hanging out near the RRRRAAAAAAAGE thread and ask them if they've ever heard of... The Phantom Moderator.

[3] You can't seem to find anyone with knowledge of this Phatom Moderator, to many new members. You'll have to continue your search elsewhere.

Characters

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Darvi
Description: Awesome dude with an awesome headband, beware his deadly puns!
Abilities: Improbability | Failed a Spot Check | The Penguin Mafia |
Inventory: Lightsaber of All-Slaying, Awesome Headband

Name: Draignean
Description: A cunning master of roleplaying, beware his deadly story making skills!
Abilities: Roleplaying| Realistic Nature | Serious Roleplayer|
Inventory: Joo Janta 200 Super-Chromatic Peril Sensitive Sunglasses], Roleplaying Kit , Troll Revolver

Name: Taricus
Description: A follower of the way of the Dice, beware his deadly luck!
Abilities: Lucky | Too Lucky. | Lucky luck luck luck |
Inventory: Holographic Power Armor , Six-Sided Dice

Name: Gatleos
Description: A legendary figure in the world of RTD's, beware his deadly GM'ing!
Abilities: Leadership| Meta Meta Meta| Abilities from RTD Past |
Inventory: Familiar Cigar , Communication Screen

Name: KineseN
Description: A mysterious unkown figure, beware his/her's deadly coding!
Abilities: Tower Defence | Unkown| Forum Lurker
Inventory: Pocket Fortress , Smoke Bombs , Revolver

Name: TherosPherae
Description: A forum goer who is seen almost everywhere, beware his deadly Saxophone!
Abilities: Get's Around.| Confusing Image | Saxphone Power!
Inventory: Magical Saxophone , Paper Wings

[Darvi]

Leave the RAAAEEEG thread. Possibly by crashing through the locked door. Then remember that I haven't gotten any clues and go back inside.

[KineseN]

I walk towards the leader while shouting: "Anyone else?!" without letting them know that I'm actually out of bullets.

"Alright punk, I want you to spit out everything of your plans of Toady and Rainseeker. How many are you and why did you do this. Did some trolls coax you into this? A plan to take over the boards? The destruction of Internet? Or something more evil... Stopping the expedition to Dwarf Fortress, the most elusive fortress of B12 history?"

[Taricus]

Go find the others...

[Gatleos]

Find an impressionable-looking troll and coerce him/her into becoming my underling.

We're gonna need backup.