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[Kagus]

Yeah, it was a feature to get components out of whatever it was you ate, but it wasn't an intended feature to get all the medkit parts out of a grimy t-shirt bandage.

Anyways, curse you all, I've gone and made a character.  So now I've already done my duty and butcher a couple dogs, discovered some text errors, and become a child prostitute.

I hope you're all happy.


Also, since when did orphans get wristpads and the 500-buck starter bonus?

[Eagle]

improv bandage with exo

[Kagus]

improv bandage with exo

munch Deathsuit

[Galick]

chop zep

[Eagle]

feint

[beorn080]

k cluster

[Galick]

page bear 100000 if you rob dood

[Kagus]

Based on purely guesstimated assumption and not at all related to anything I've actually done in the few minutes after making an account again, I think it would be reasonable to hypothesize that if a female character were to attempt to copulate with the corpse of a scruffy dog, the game would forget that said female character does not, in fact, have a penis.

Also, nobody seems to care that your character is apparently TEN YEARS OLD.  'Course, this *is* the apocalypse.

[Galick]

The second you grow up, you turn 18.

Orphans are 10, but then you age 8 years in the span of 10 minutes.

And yes, fucking animals has always been weird in the game.  They have semi-random genders that are never really set.

[Kagus]

The second you grow up, you turn 18.

I haven't grown up yet, is the thing.  Still "Lil'".  Which doesn't explain why I have a wristpad and a bank account with 500 (now 1.5k after whoring myself out) in it.

And it's not that the dog changed gender, *I* apparently changed gender.  Suddenly I had a penis and was sticking it into the dog's lifeless genitalia.

Uhh...  Of course, that wasn't *ME*, per se.  Rather, an actor in a hypothetical scenario that might potentially be possible in this game.

[Galick]

It's a bug with fucking animals that was never fixed because it was funny.

More that they REALLY didn't wanna write alternate sex scenes for every animal and every gender.  So most of the time, you're the male in the occasion.

[Dirg]

The only one that cares about your age is Care Dog, and that's only because he wont sell you drinks if you're to young. I think they got rid of that though.

[Galick]

The only one that cares about your age is Care Dog, and that's only because he wont sell you drinks if you're to young. I think they got rid of that though.

Most other alcohol places were like that actually, but yeah that's gone now that you're 18 from the start.

[Dirg]

Oh yeah, and anybody new to this game, when you get to the museum, you can just kill the guy if he's still there instead of doing what he asks. I think you can also shove him out of the way if you're fast enough to move. It's definetly something I wish I knew when I first started.

[Galick]

Oh yeah, and anybody new to this game, when you get to the museum, you can just kill the guy if he's still there instead of doing what he asks. I think you can also shove him out of the way if you're fast enough to move. It's definetly something I wish I knew when I first started.

34Ernest no longer exists.

RIP Ernest.