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Author Topic: You are an evolve-o creature thing, I guess!  (Read 5664 times)

Jormundur

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Re: You are an evolve-o creature thing, I guess!
« Reply #30 on: July 15, 2011, 11:40:34 am »

I vote fins first. We need to be able to at least explore the water first. Why do we even need to be able to go on land anyways? I think it'd be pretty sweet to develop an aquatic race.
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Re: You are an evolve-o creature thing, I guess!
« Reply #31 on: July 15, 2011, 11:57:52 am »

I was thinking it could be a land/sea/air animal since none of those exist, or very few of them exist
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Re: You are an evolve-o creature thing, I guess!
« Reply #32 on: July 15, 2011, 01:57:42 pm »

Note that you don't even have to develop as a creature, we could make it a virus of sorts if we want.
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noah22223

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Re: You are an evolve-o creature thing, I guess!
« Reply #33 on: July 15, 2011, 01:59:35 pm »

Note that you don't even have to develop as a creature, we could make it a virus of sorts if we want.
But I already made a creature for it...
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peglegpengeuin

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Re: You are an evolve-o creature thing, I guess!
« Reply #34 on: July 15, 2011, 02:50:34 pm »

We shall build an empire of brain viruses/parasites!

Develop neurotransmitters that can hijack and override other neurotransmitters it binds to. They should also allow for a weak form of communication between our Kind.

Realism? Never heard of it!
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noah22223

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Re: You are an evolve-o creature thing, I guess!
« Reply #35 on: July 15, 2011, 03:01:37 pm »

Our parasite shall begin by entering the bloodstream, finding a red blood cell, and placing the creature into there. From there, it will move from inside a single blood cell, to what seems to be a small blood clot, and it will soon clamp its way into the heart. It will grow there, making it impossible to remove without killing the infected. it will use the heart as a womb, and eventually, make it explode. The infected will slump for a moment, then its body will have its control taken over by the parasite. the parasite will go somewhere noone will ever find the body, then let it drop dead before growing until it blows out of it, feeding on its remains for the remainder of its time inside.
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« Reply #36 on: July 15, 2011, 03:05:16 pm »

Our parasite shall begin by entering the bloodstream, finding a red blood cell, and placing the creature into there. From there, it will move from inside a single blood cell, to what seems to be a small blood clot, and it will soon clamp its way into the heart. It will grow there, making it impossible to remove without killing the infected. it will use the heart as a womb, and eventually, make it explode. The infected will slump for a moment, then its body will have its control taken over by the parasite. the parasite will go somewhere noone will ever find the body, then let it drop dead before growing until it blows out of it, feeding on its remains for the remainder of its time inside.

THIS!!!

For The Win!
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Re: You are an evolve-o creature thing, I guess!
« Reply #37 on: July 15, 2011, 04:20:00 pm »

Our parasite shall begin by entering the bloodstream, finding a red blood cell, and placing the creature into there. From there, it will move from inside a single blood cell, to what seems to be a small blood clot, and it will soon clamp its way into the heart. It will grow there, making it impossible to remove without killing the infected. it will use the heart as a womb, and eventually, make it explode. The infected will slump for a moment, then its body will have its control taken over by the parasite. the parasite will go somewhere noone will ever find the body, then let it drop dead before growing until it blows out of it, feeding on its remains for the remainder of its time inside.

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Re: You are an evolve-o creature thing, I guess!
« Reply #38 on: July 15, 2011, 04:58:23 pm »

You do realize that that would take at least a few several million years to develop, and by then the creatures on your planet might have evolved immunity to parasites?
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noah22223

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Re: You are an evolve-o creature thing, I guess!
« Reply #39 on: July 15, 2011, 05:00:01 pm »

You do realize that that would take at least a few several million years to develop, and by then the creatures on your planet might have evolved immunity to parasites?
FUCK IT, LETS GODDAMN EVOLVE INTO A CHESTBURSTER FROM ALIEN!
And besides, we would be spreading out in less evolved forms, evolving to there evolutions to evolve so they cannot evolve to out evolve us. Evolveception.
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UltraValican

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Re: You are an evolve-o creature thing, I guess!
« Reply #40 on: July 15, 2011, 05:01:22 pm »

You do realize that that would take at least a few several million years to develop, and by then the creatures on your planet might have evolved immunity to parasites?
FUCK IT, LETS GODDAMN EVOLVE INTO A CHESTBURSTER FROM ALIEN!
or we good just develope flagellas(those "tail" things cells ues to get around)
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noah22223

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Re: You are an evolve-o creature thing, I guess!
« Reply #41 on: July 15, 2011, 05:02:24 pm »

You do realize that that would take at least a few several million years to develop, and by then the creatures on your planet might have evolved immunity to parasites?
FUCK IT, LETS GODDAMN EVOLVE INTO A CHESTBURSTER FROM ALIEN!
or we good just develope flagellas(those "tail" things cells ues to get around)
Read the new edit.
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UltraValican

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Re: You are an evolve-o creature thing, I guess!
« Reply #42 on: July 15, 2011, 05:07:02 pm »

You do realize that that would take at least a few several million years to develop, and by then the creatures on your planet might have evolved immunity to parasites?
FUCK IT, LETS GODDAMN EVOLVE INTO A CHESTBURSTER FROM ALIEN!
or we good just develope flagellas(those "tail" things cells ues to get around)
Read the new edit.

That was a ninja edit you damn dirty ninja.(JK)
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Re: You are an evolve-o creature thing, I guess!
« Reply #43 on: July 15, 2011, 07:41:19 pm »

Our parasite shall begin by entering the bloodstream, finding a red blood cell, and placing the creature into there. From there, it will move from inside a single blood cell, to what seems to be a small blood clot, and it will soon clamp its way into the heart. It will grow there, making it impossible to remove without killing the infected. it will use the heart as a womb, and eventually, make it explode. The infected will slump for a moment, then its body will have its control taken over by the parasite. the parasite will go somewhere noone will ever find the body, then let it drop dead before growing until it blows out of it, feeding on its remains for the remainder of its time inside.
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Re: You are an evolve-o creature thing, I guess!
« Reply #44 on: July 15, 2011, 07:52:33 pm »

And here I was expecting the conversation to end up with resident evil...

I vote for faster reproduction...
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