Bay 12 Games Forum

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  

Poll

Grow!

I Grow,
You Grow,
We all Grow Together!

Pages: 1 ... 12 13 [14] 15 16 ... 23

Author Topic: Grow  (Read 15479 times)

Karnewarrior

  • Bay Watcher
  • That guy who used to be here all the time
    • View Profile
Re: Grow
« Reply #195 on: July 18, 2011, 09:28:58 am »
>Grab feet

You grab your feet and rock back and forth for a while! What fun! Due to your mastery of motor control, you gain 1 STR point.



Spoiler: stats (click to show/hide)


 Your mother comes over and coos around you for a little while, the lifts you up and envelops you in a hug. What do you do?

>Spit up on her
>Thrash about
>Cry
>Make a surprised face
Logged
Thou art I, I art Thou.
The trust you have bestowed upon thy comrade is now reciprocated in turn.
Thou shall be blessed when calling upon personae of the Hangman Arcana.
May this tie bind thee to a brighter future!​
Ikusaba Quest! - Fistfighting space robots for the benefit of your familial bonds to Satan is passe, so you call Sherlock Holmes and ask her to pop by.

Evergod41

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Grow
« Reply #196 on: July 18, 2011, 09:39:51 am »
>Crap pants
Logged

tomas1297

  • Bay Watcher
  • Lack of originality.
    • View Profile
Re: Grow
« Reply #197 on: July 18, 2011, 09:40:21 am »
Logged
Quote from: CriticallyAshamed on October 15, 2011, 03:51:46 am
There was a time when cocksuits would have offended me. It's kind of bad that the time has passed.

Lillipad

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Grow
« Reply #198 on: July 18, 2011, 09:56:16 am »
Make a surprised face.
Logged
Quote from: BaerTaffy
If Adele covered Aerosmith, that would be my life right now.

Shootandrun

  • Bay Watcher
  • Silence is the answer.
    • View Profile
Re: Grow
« Reply #199 on: July 18, 2011, 09:59:55 am »
Make a surprised face.
Logged

Ukrainian Ranger

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Grow
« Reply #200 on: July 18, 2011, 10:09:55 am »
Cry
Logged
War must be, while we defend our lives against a destroyer who would devour all; but I do not love the bright sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I love only that which they defend.

shadenight123

  • Bay Watcher
  • Death. To all. Except my dwarves.
    • View Profile
    • My Twitter
Re: Grow
« Reply #201 on: July 18, 2011, 10:11:54 am »
make a surprise face
she is not submitting herself to the glowing box overlord. She will be purged if she insists.
Logged
“Well,” he said. “We’re in the Forgotten hunting grounds I take it. Your screams just woke them up early. Congratulations, Lyara.”
“Do something!” she whispered, trying to keep her sight on all of them at once.
Basileus clapped his hands once. The Forgotten took a step forward, attracted by the sound.
“There, I did something. I clapped. I like clapping,” he said. -The Investigator And The Case Of The Missing Brain.

Yoink

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Grow
« Reply #202 on: July 18, 2011, 10:13:00 am »
Quote from: Yoink on July 17, 2011, 06:56:40 pm
Cry! Scream so loud the her puny little glowing box eardrums EXPLODES!
Logged
Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

tomas1297

  • Bay Watcher
  • Lack of originality.
    • View Profile
Re: Grow
« Reply #203 on: July 18, 2011, 10:14:12 am »
 All at the same time. Shit yourself while making a surprised face, screaming and crying.
Logged
Quote from: CriticallyAshamed on October 15, 2011, 03:51:46 am
There was a time when cocksuits would have offended me. It's kind of bad that the time has passed.

Evergod41

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Grow
« Reply #204 on: July 18, 2011, 10:18:00 am »
Quote from: tomas1297 on July 18, 2011, 10:14:12 am
All at the same time. Shit yourself while making a surprised face, screaming and crying.
Better. We will have all of the status changes, all of them.
Logged

Jacos

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Grow
« Reply #205 on: July 18, 2011, 10:57:36 am »
I say we make a suprised face.
Logged
Dwarven Science: We do what we must, because, we're bored.

Quote from: Asteranx on May 26, 2011, 07:37:59 pm
Every few miles, [the dwarves] stop the cart.  One of the dwarfs (sic) gets off, digs a hole down below the dirt layers, licks the bedrock, and then they know exactly where they are.  It's called GPS: Geological Piquancy Sampling.

noah22223

  • Bay Watcher
  • No. you fucking lose.
    • View Profile
Re: Grow
« Reply #206 on: July 18, 2011, 11:41:56 am »
Quote from: tomas1297 on July 18, 2011, 10:14:12 am
All at the same time. Shit yourself while making a surprised face, screaming and crying.
Logged
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWTFG3J1CP8
Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on July 05, 2011, 05:58:25 am
So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.

Geen

  • Bay Watcher
  • I'm gonna live forever, or die trying.
    • View Profile
Re: Grow
« Reply #207 on: July 18, 2011, 02:39:56 pm »
Take a crap. LIKE A BOSS.
Logged

BunnyBob77

  • Bay Watcher
  • The Lurkmaster
    • View Profile
Re: Grow
« Reply #208 on: July 18, 2011, 02:40:50 pm »
Quote from: noah22223 on July 18, 2011, 11:41:56 am
Quote from: tomas1297 on July 18, 2011, 10:14:12 am
All at the same time. Shit yourself while making a surprised face, screaming and crying.
Logged

King_of_the_weasels

  • Bay Watcher
  • My own avatar creeps me out.
    • View Profile
    • Not even internet famous
Re: Grow
« Reply #209 on: July 18, 2011, 03:38:38 pm »
Crapping wasn't even a choice..
Logged
Slacker an illustrated story. Actually updated!?
Pages: 1 ... 12 13 [14] 15 16 ... 23
« previous next »