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[Shootandrun]

What, you mean a drunkard can't design a dangerous and powerful turret in only 14 hours? I would'nt have thought about that...

[Phantom]

He could certainly rig a handgun to his face with a piece of string and pull the trigger via string.

[Dwarmin]

You guys should let him try!

So what if he makes a mangled, semi-sentient heap of roughly soldered metal and active explosive devices that reaches toward him with fingers made of empty beer cans and screeches "faaaather...killll meeee..."

It'll be a learning experience.

[adwarf]

You guys should let him try!

So what if he makes a mangled, semi-sentient heap of roughly soldered metal and active explosive devices that reaches toward him with fingers made of empty beer cans and screeches "faaaather...killll meeee..."

It'll be a learning experience.

I read this, and couldn't stop laughing also ya let me try I might accidentally make a copy of the Geth from ME, but atleast I tried.

[Taricus]

In the interest of not damaging the ship and preserving AI rights, I'm calling a moratorum on Adwarf designing anything while he's still drinking.

NINJA EDIT: Geth didn't start shooting immediatly...

[Phantom]

If he DOES create a beer can monstrosity, I'm going to fund an organization for the ethical treatment of sentient machines.

And then make the Geth. Shouldn't be too hard, I could drop by the planet again and let the robots teach me stuff or I make a body for said Data-disc.

[Taricus]

If you do make the geth, please do two things:

A: Tell Earthgov not to shoot them if they display intelligence
B: Use them for any recreational purposes involving bodily fluids. All of them.

[Phantom]

Alright!
...
You're programming half of the second part.

[adwarf]

Goood god why why did you let them turn my robots into toys ?

[Taricus]

Fair enough.

[Toriad]

So we have to now fight bugs and rapist robots?

[adwarf]

So we have to now fight bugs and rapist robots?

Note teh second one is all Taricus I just made Spider Turrets.

[Phantom]

Nah, it's just a beer can thing.

[Luke_Prowler]

Don't worry, Adwarf, I'm sure it will be useful. Maybe it'll distract the bugs long enough for someone else to shoot it.

[Phantom]

Or a worker takes it and incorporates it into a modern art museum.