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[noah22223]

We will be a self-destructinve asshole who dies via alchohol, and ill be damned if were not going to have perfect family relations while doing so.

[EuchreJack]

We will be a self-destructinve asshole who lives via alchohol, and ill be damned if were not going to have perfect family relations while doing so.

Changed that to the dwarvenly version. 

[Angel Of Death]

Dig a hole! It must be done!

[Deadmeat1471]

Ouch! You weren't paying attention, and you dug the point of the shovel right into your finger. A ring of bright red blood circles the cut on your finger. Whom do you go to for help?

Select an action :
MOMMY
DADDY
NOBODY
URIST

To whom do we run whining to?

*New poll!




p.s. the last answer is fake.

[Deadmeat1471]

Tie breaker, I'll do NO ONE

You are too young to take care of a cut like this on your own. It gets infected and hurts for two weeks! You experience moderate physical discomfort, which makes you cranky.

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You are lying down in the crib while your Mom and Dad are speaking in the other room. You hear their voices, deep and muffled from beyond the door. Why aren't they paying attention to you?

Select a mood :
HAPPY
SAD

Select an action :
SLEEP
MAKE NOISES

I MAKE NOISE, I SAD, I WANT ATTENTION!

You begin to cry. This alarms your parents and is a negative way of attracting attention. Your Dad comes in holding a bottle of warm milk, which satisfies you temporarily.


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Lying on your stomach in the crib you notice an interesting object an arm's distance away. It has a round shape at the top, and a ring on the bottom.

Select a mood :
ANGER/FRUSTRATION
DETERMINATION
NEUTRAL

Select an action :
GRASP FOR OBJECT
CRY
IGNORE OBJECT

What now?

[noah22223]

We shall be determined! VE SHALL GRAB EET! AND THEN VE SHALL USE IT TO TAKE OVAH ZE WEST SIDE OF ZE CRIB!

[Untouchable]

Grab it. GRAB IT WITH ALL THY RAGE!

[Angel Of Death]

We shall be determined! VE SHALL GRAB EET! AND THEN VE SHALL USE IT TO TAKE OVAH ZE WEST SIDE OF ZE CRIB!

[Galick]

Grab it. GRAB IT WITH ALL THY RAGE!

Gotta go with the genuis.

[Deadmeat1471]

You should never try to do a job when you are angry. You make random swiping movements at the rattle and your frustration increases.

Select an action :
KEEP TRYING
QUIT TRYING

KEEP TRYING!

You wear yourself out a bit, angrily swiping at the rattle. You compose yourself and lunge toward the toy...
You miss. Your hand spins the rattle farther from your reach. Every time you miss your rage increases. If you could talk, you would be cursing and swearing at that rattle, but there is plenty of time for that when you have to fix your own car later, when you are all grown up.

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You are alone in the kitchen and begin exploring the closets and refrigerator.

Select a mood :
ADVENTUROUS
CURIOUS BUT CAUTIOUS

Select an action :
MOVE TOWARD REFRIGERATOR
MOVE TOWARD PANTRY

now what?

[noah22223]

Pantry!

[quinnr]

Pantry!

This. This baby shall raid the pantry of all food and drinks.

[noah22223]

Pantry!

This. This baby shall raid the pantry of all food and drinks.

Yes! We will have a stomach the size of the moon! NASA WILL SEND A ROCKET TO US! Godspeed~!

[Angel Of Death]

Pantry!

This. This baby shall raid the pantry of all food and drinks.

Yes! We will have a stomach the size of the moon! NASA WILL SEND A ROCKET TO US! Godspeed~!

We shall enter the pantry as an adventurous little one! It must be done!

[Deadmeat1471]

We delve adventurously into the pantry!

You swing the pantry door open and see all of the beautifully-colored jars, boxes and bottles. One jar looks particularly pretty. It is shiny and brown and full of liquid. You unscrew the cap and smell what is inside. It smells sweet.

Select an action :
TASTE IT
PUT IT BACK

We shall taste it, what else is adventure for?

It tastes good.

Select an action :
KEEP TASTING IT
PUT IT BACK

NOM NOM NOM

It tastes so good that you drink a large portion of it. After a while your stomach begins to feel queasy and upset. You get dizzy and begin to feel faint. You call out for some help but no one seems to hear you.

The liquid in the bottle was poison. An ambulance comes to take you to the hospital where your stomach gets pumped. You are only slightly aware of what is going on, but know that your parents are crying and looking frightened.

The doctors work on you for several hours. Your stomach and intestines are badly burned. You have ingested a large quantity of highly toxic cleaning fluid. You lie still for a very long time. Your father's chest rises and falls with great sobs as he holds your hand and prays that you will survive.

After what seems to be a very long time your eyes open and you begin to cry because you are very frightened. You will be healthy in time but this illness will restrict your diet and activities for another full year.



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You are sitting in a large place and a furry man walks up to you. He's walking around you in circles.

Select a mood :
CURIOUS
FRIGHTENED

Select an action :
POINT AT THE FURRY MAN
MAKE NOISES AT/ TALK TO THE FURRY MAN

Pedo?