Come out peacefully
What a good sport. Are you sure you're ready for this? It can get pretty hectic out there. I'll give you one more chance to try to stay a while longer. Would you like to?
Select an action :
YES
NO
YES WE WANTOUTTTTT
That's the spirit! You are an easy delivery (your mom and dad took special classes to help you). Go out there and give 'em heck. (You're still too young to swear.)
Happy Birthday, and welcome to the world. From now on, life will begin to change rapidly. You will have to learn to accept responsibility, build up your resources, and manage yourself physically and emotionally.
The events that transpire over the course of the next few days include:
You are the most beautiful baby in the maternity ward and everyone takes your picture.
You develop an allergy to milk and have to be given special formula.
The doctors note that your breathing is a bit irregular and suggest special monitoring equipment to avoid serious problems.
Before we get properly started, let's begin with a few questions to establish your personality.
1) I will probably try to answer these questions honestly.
True
2) The people who know me best like me as a person.
True
3) When I am ill I become short-tempered and snap at people.
True
4) I am likely to speak whatever comes to mind.
True
5) An important part of every job is knowing whom to impress.
False
6) I think that questions like this are stupid and meaningless.
False