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[peglegpengeuin]

Explode into song.

[Roboboy33]

eat the couch

[Humaan]

You attempt to throw your couch at the aliens. Sadly, you are no superhuman, and can only lift one part of the couchup. Still, you flip your couch to the window in the closest attempt to throwing it.

The aliens DEATH RAY destroys the couch, along with the bathroom and a wall painting. Doesn't it have any manners?

What do you do? (And, for future reference, things which are overly ridiculous WILL be ignored. I.E. there is nothing under your destroyed tv, and you won't eat your couch. Breaking out into song is fine.)

[jc6036]

Run away!

[Roboboy33]

smash the wall

[jc6036]

This is the most unruly crowd of role players I have ever seen. RUN AWAY!

[rutsber]

Run to the nearest military base.

[filiusenox]

Sing about the moona and the juna and the springa. Sing about a sky of blue.
Do it, its the only way to rally humanity's love to disarm the aliens and make them peaceloving folks.
Falling that attack the ship with a brick in your sock.

[adwarf]

RUN LIKE THE HOUNDS OF HELL ARE AFTER YOU.

[Humaan]

You begin running, leaving the apartment, charging out of sight of the alien. Presumably, you apartment is now DESTROYED.

You have to (gasp) think about where you should go.

Where will you run to? (deliberation allowed)

[adwarf]

An Army Base (Area 51)

[jc6036]

Get a car and go hide in a country basement! Barring that, find a fallout shelter!

[rutsber]

Run to the nearest military base.

I was ahead of you on that one. 

[Roboboy33]

the booze stockpile

[Virex]

You begin running, leaving the apartment, charging out of sight of the alien. Presumably, you apartment is now DESTROYED.

You have to (gasp) think about where you should go.

Where will you run to? (deliberation allowed)

The general direction known as THE FUCK AWAY FROM THE ALIENS.