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Author Topic: There is no time!  (Read 3296 times)

adwarf

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Re: There is no time!
« Reply #15 on: July 14, 2011, 01:10:35 pm »
Also the wierd thing is that was the first thing that poped in my head.
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Humaan

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Re: There is no time!
« Reply #16 on: July 14, 2011, 01:12:52 pm »
Quite a bit of suggestions, but I will choose one by impulse.

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You are Ultima Johnson, average joe. You are sitting in your apartment watching television

Suddenly, a flash comes out your window. Aliens is mysterious machines are using heat-rays to destroy everything in sight. Your tv turns off.

What do you do? (THERE IS NO TIME TO EXPLAIN MORE, JUST ACT!)
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« Reply #17 on: July 14, 2011, 01:25:05 pm »
HOW DO I KNOW THAT THEY'RE ALIENS AND SLASH OR HEAT RAYS?!
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« Reply #18 on: July 14, 2011, 01:27:05 pm »
Quote from: Strife26 on July 14, 2011, 01:25:05 pm
HOW DO I KNOW THAT THEY'RE ALIENS AND SLASH OR HEAT RAYS?!

THERES NO TIME TO EXPLAIN! Ignore aliens, smack tv to try to fix it!
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Re: There is no time!
« Reply #19 on: July 14, 2011, 01:46:58 pm »
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Humaan

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Re: There is no time!
« Reply #20 on: July 14, 2011, 01:52:48 pm »
You smack your television. It turns itself back on. You get back to your show.

After another tremor from outside, your tv turns off again. You curse at this development.

Outside, the aliens seem closer...


What do you do?

Quote from: Armok on July 14, 2011, 01:46:58 pm
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You DO have time to type coherently.
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« Reply #21 on: July 14, 2011, 02:19:18 pm »
SHOOT KITTENS AT THEM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #22 on: July 14, 2011, 02:31:47 pm »
SMASH AILIEN!
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Humaan

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« Reply #23 on: July 14, 2011, 02:46:21 pm »
Quote from: adwarf on July 14, 2011, 02:19:18 pm
SHOOT KITTENS AT THEM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You don't own kittens, it seems. Maybe you should go to the pet store and buy some...

The aliens seem to be right next to your apartment complex.

What do you do? (THERE IS NO TIME TO BUY THINGS!)
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« Reply #24 on: July 14, 2011, 02:48:49 pm »
Ask they aliens if they have any kittens you could borrow. Assure them that if they do, they will "get them back" pretty quickly.
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Re: There is no time!
« Reply #25 on: July 14, 2011, 03:45:09 pm »
jump out the window and punch them in the face
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Humaan

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« Reply #26 on: July 15, 2011, 08:56:38 am »
You ask the aliens whether they have kittens. The machine they drive seems to look at you strangely and with disapointment.

Suddenly, it fires its DEATH RAY at your apartment. Along with your wall, your TELEVISION is now destroyed.

WHAT DO YOU DO, PANIC OR PANIC? (Do whatever, really.)
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« Reply #27 on: July 15, 2011, 09:00:33 am »
THROW COUCH
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Re: There is no time!
« Reply #28 on: July 15, 2011, 09:03:25 am »
Throw the radioactive materials you have under your TV at them!
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« Reply #29 on: July 15, 2011, 09:19:52 am »
PULL THE LEVER that releases the magma.
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