So today i got ripped fucking 250 units of my native currency for an absolutely shit and underthought game. So today i was out buying new headphones since my last ones lost their buds wich make them teribly incomfortable to wear, so i bought them and tried them, they rocked, sony rocks. Then i saw the game for sale, cheap now i know why the fuck it was so fucking cheap (Games are usually 500 here, so fuckign expensive for some piece of monkey crap) and i have wanted it for so long, but never quite got to the point where i could actually buy it. So i bought it, then i got ripped another 20 bucks for an absolutely hot air "game cd guarantee". I came home, worked my arse off so i could play the game. So i inserted the CD, the installer was in fucking chineese or some other asian crapgibberishwheretheonlyfuckingwordispokemon the game was installed, then the first shit impression, i had to make Microshit Bulldows Undead ID, then a Rockstar AntisocialOMGILIEKRAP club account, and numerous times i had to tick off DOUW4NTSP4MLUL0LZ shit wich was ticked on by default, wich is actually illegal in my country. So i made all thoose crappy garbage accounts, but they wouldnt connect, so i had to do an offline account. So i finally got into the game, it stuttered like hell, i mean, not as if it was crysis on a toaster, it ran smoothly, then stuttered, then ran smooth for 2-3 seconds then STUTT-T-T-T UTTER so i played for hours with the graphics settings, i googled and googled to a point where i had like 54 tabs of USELESS crap open, I did everything possible in the world to get it to run on my machine that runs Crysis demo like a fucking idian charm thing that you got ripped off from in a random souvenir store in a amusement park completely unreleated to indian charms. So finally i got through the internets near infinite shitload of crap to figure out that they hired monkeys to port the game to PC, and that it was so unoptimised that even Shores of Hazeron beats it in optimisation. The only thing that keeps me from suicding now is the fact that i just ate ham and icecream and the autospy would be a mess if i died on a full stomach, and Kerbal Space Program. I mean why the fuck cant people optimise their crap? Take the Windows API for example, once upon a time i wrote a hello world, then some random gibberish like fahrenheit/some other fucking useless and stupid measuring unit some drunk brit made one day while working on his shit pile of whatever kind of construction project he was squeesing out of his fucking ass. I think that anyone who wants to make a game and sell it, should have the game run through some kind of third party quality verification before even DREAMING about hitting the shelves, i mean the programmers should get some kind of publication license wich can only be obtained by taking a course in proper programming, and they should put atleast a year of work into each port, because im not gonna spend so much money on PC games bullcrap again, if i am ever going to play a PC game again, it should be freeware, something i made or something i borrowed from the grey market.
Never buy a rockstar game again, unless ofcourse, its a console game.