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[webadict]

FFS, I'd hate to see you go- you have potential.

This is an illusion. I am just very good at arguing with assholes by being a different kind of asshole.

That's pretty much how we roll here.  We're assholes ingame, but kinda cuddly outside.  Look at sweet widdle WUBAkins!  So cuddly!

* Toaster cuddles WUBA

I IS NOT CUDDLY!!!

[webadict]

Wuba deserves a little bit more credit, I think. He provided me with the best advice I'd ever gotten for mafia. He's a real asshero.

He needs to be in more RTDs.

Same with you, Max.

Protip: Do everything I say always.

[Vector]

Then again, wubbsy is loveable in game too...

. . . How many games have you played with Wuba?  I mean, seriously?


@Freeformschooler: Read through BMIX.  Seriously :3

[webadict]

Then again, wubbsy is loveable in game too...

. . . How many games have you played with Wuba?  I mean, seriously?


@Freeformschooler: Read through BMIX.  Seriously :3

I think it's different if you're not Vector.

[Jim Groovester]

In my defense not only was I sure I wasn't having any fun and didn't like mafia at all (ESPECIALLY after reading through the last BM), but I also suggested to Darvi to just either replace or shorten the list. Continuing would certainly have been better.

Even if you're not sure if you want to play mafia anymore, that's a decision that can wait until after the game is over.

Replacements are disruptive in normal games but doubly so for a Beginner's Game.

Unless you suddenly find yourself with no free time at all to play the game, stick it out.

[Max White]

. . . How many games have you played with Wuba?  I mean, seriously?

I just started one. It is still in the pre-game phase. Although no details on a currently active game. Shhhh, You know better than that Vector!

[freeformschooler]

That is good advice that I can apply to other things too. Like one of my other projects I'm about to revive. As soon as I get the free time.

[Toaster]

That's pretty much how we roll here.  We're assholes ingame, but kinda cuddly outside.  Look at sweet widdle WUBAkins!  So cuddly!

* Toaster cuddles WUBA

I IS NOT CUDDLY!!!

WUBAS GOTTA WUB

[Meanmelter]

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[Max White]

Vector is going to crush you Meanmelter. I mean really, next game, if you are both playing, I don't care if your both scum, she is going to kill you somehow. Even if it it lylo and your the towniest, she will destroy you.

[Vector]

Hey, Meanmelter.

I'm the only girl in this subforum.  Mostly been something like that for the two years I've been here.  Of course, I pretended to be a guy when I first came here, because I didn't want anyone to go easy on me--or say they did--just because I was a girl.  A bitch, rather, I guess.  The bitch you're looking for, apparently, because as I just said, you won't be finding any others.  The bitch you're currently making date rape jokes about, which are funny because you're THE MAN or something.  Fuck if I know.  Anyway, this isn't a place where you just make a bunch of jokes and they don't affect anyone.  There's a woman here, the sole recipient of your hilarity.

Whoops, I'm sorry.

There's a bitch.  Yeah, I'm a dog or whatever.  Woof woof.

Easier when you make us out to be animals, isn't it?

I guess I'll also tell you something more relevant.  I was sexually abused a bit by other girls as I was growing up.  Nothing serious.  Just grabbing my tits and stuff like that, you know?  That sort of thing.  Dudes drive by me, barking, in their cars.  Used to have people in the class ordering me to strip and all that noise.

Never got date-raped, though.  I'm not the sort of person one asks out on dates.  Like I said, I have a certain set of difficulties.  Pretty handy.

Of course, a full sixth of the women in this country have been sexually assaulted.

They weren't too fond of it, or so I hear.

I come here because I'm tired of having to deal with all this bullshit on the street, in real life, where I am asked to bend and make compromises constantly--compromises no one else ever sees--in the name of "femininity" and "normalcy."

So here's your warning.  Cut it out.  That's been two times.  You won't like me the third time you do it.  I already dislike you.

[webadict]

Hey, Meanmelter.

I'm the only girl in this subforum.  Mostly been something like that for the two years I've been here.  Of course, I pretended to be a guy when I first came here, because I didn't want anyone to go easy on me--or say they did--just because I was a girl.  A bitch, rather, I guess.  The bitch you're looking for, apparently, because as I just said, you won't be finding any others.  The bitch you're currently making date rape jokes about, which are funny because you're THE MAN or something.  Fuck if I know.  Anyway, this isn't a place where you just make a bunch of jokes and they don't affect anyone.  There's a woman here, the sole recipient of your hilarity.

Whoops, I'm sorry.

There's a bitch.  Yeah, I'm a dog or whatever.  Woof woof.

Easier when you make us out to be animals, isn't it?

I guess I'll also tell you something more relevant.  I was sexually abused a bit by other girls as I was growing up.  Nothing serious.  Just grabbing my tits and stuff like that, you know?  That sort of thing.  Dudes drive by me, barking, in their cars.  Used to have people in the class ordering me strip and all that noise.

Never got date-raped, though.  I'm not the sort of person one asks out on dates.  Like I said, I have a certain set of difficulties.  Pretty handy.

Of course, a full sixth of the women in this country have been sexually assaulted.

They weren't too fond of it, or so I hear.

I come here because I'm tired of having to deal with all this bullshit on the street, in real life, where I am asked to bend and make compromises constantly--compromises no on else ever sees--in the name of "femininity" and "normality."

So here's your warning.  Cut it out.  That's been two times.  You won't like me the third time you do it.  I already dislike you.

You wants I help?

[Max White]

It's vector, the apocalypse compressed into human form. Help would be like double overkill.

Protip: If you want to get far in these forums, don't ever, ever be racist, sexist or homophobic, because you will be fucking with a force you can not comprehend.

[Meanmelter]

Hey, Meanmelter.

I'm the only girl in this subforum.  Mostly been something like that for the two years I've been here.  Of course, I pretended to be a guy when I first came here, because I didn't want anyone to go easy on me--or say they did--just because I was a girl.  A bitch, rather, I guess.  The bitch you're looking for, apparently, because as I just said, you won't be finding any others.  The bitch you're currently making date rape jokes about, which are funny because you're THE MAN or something.  Fuck if I know.  Anyway, this isn't a place where you just make a bunch of jokes and they don't affect anyone.  There's a woman here, the sole recipient of your hilarity.

Whoops, I'm sorry.

There's a bitch.  Yeah, I'm a dog or whatever.  Woof woof.

Easier when you make us out to be animals, isn't it?

I guess I'll also tell you something more relevant.  I was sexually abused a bit by other girls as I was growing up.  Nothing serious.  Just grabbing my tits and stuff like that, you know?  That sort of thing.  Dudes drive by me, barking, in their cars.  Used to have people in the class ordering me to strip and all that noise.

Never got date-raped, though.  I'm not the sort of person one asks out on dates.  Like I said, I have a certain set of difficulties.  Pretty handy.

Of course, a full sixth of the women in this country have been sexually assaulted.

They weren't too fond of it, or so I hear.

I come here because I'm tired of having to deal with all this bullshit on the street, in real life, where I am asked to bend and make compromises constantly--compromises no one else ever sees--in the name of "femininity" and "normalcy."

So here's your warning.  Cut it out.  That's been two times.  You won't like me the third time you do it.  I already dislike you.

Woah woah calm down. I totally didn't even mean it. I just figured it would be a joke everyone would have a laugh about. I've also been waiting to use that picture for awhile.
If you made this to make me feel bad. Well congrats. You get an award for making a 15 year old for feeling really bad.
I'm not some random douche bag on the internet (I don't even think they make it past playing Dwarf Fortress do they?) If I was, well, this post would not be filled with an apology. And if I was actually laughing (Damn it, why am I not laughing?) I would totally be trolling you right now. But I'm not. Not every guy on the internet is looking for someone to just make date rape jokes about. Otherwise I wouldn't be on here. I'd be wasting my life doing something else. Now I'd love to tell you a life story on why I get what your saying, my life isn't all handy dandy either, but this is a thread about a Mafia game, not much of a place for life discussion. But if you must, there are other places to discuss this other than here.
After all, you can't take everyone on the internet seriously. I mean who knows? I could be an Alien. Where as that is unlikely, how do you know? How do you know I'm not some kid who was horribly beaten and nearly died of it? You don't. So please, the next person who makes a Date-rape joke on the internet, he's probably just joking and not being serious at all.

[Meanmelter]

Also...

I WAS IN IT FOR THE BITCHES.

Real cute.

You also didn't react the way you are now, but I guess you were just cutting me some slack or something?