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Audioworm333

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Re: If you were a DF dwarf...
« Reply #30 on: July 13, 2011, 08:27:49 pm »
I really love animals, so I'd be an animal trainer & caretaker.
A socially awkward one who has never made a single friend in his life - save for his animals. They are his only friends. They mean the world to him, and it is a tough experience for him to let go of one of his precious war dogs for the military or a hunting party.

Or maybe a trapper who bursts out in a sadistic laugh whenever he sees a foolish Goblin siege fall into his incredibly complex trap.
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Re: If you were a DF dwarf...
« Reply #31 on: July 13, 2011, 10:48:49 pm »
The extremely useful craftsdwarf who made an awesome artifact, who likes cats for their aloofness.
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Re: If you were a DF dwarf...
« Reply #32 on: July 13, 2011, 10:49:49 pm »
Quote from: !!crundle!! on July 13, 2011, 10:48:49 pm
The extremely useful craftsdwarf who made an awesome artifact, who likes cats for their aloofness.
No, you'd be a crundle.
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Re: If you were a DF dwarf...
« Reply #33 on: July 13, 2011, 11:17:03 pm »
The nude madman who runs through the halls screaming "THIS IS ALL A SIMULATION, WE ARE ALL JUST PLAYTHINGS FOR AN OMNIPOTENT BEING OF CRUELTY!" who eats rats and sleeps under tables. Oh dear.
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Re: If you were a DF dwarf...
« Reply #34 on: July 14, 2011, 12:17:44 am »
Quote from: Megaman on July 13, 2011, 11:17:03 pm
The nude madman who runs through the halls screaming "THIS IS ALL A SIMULATION, WE ARE ALL JUST PLAYTHINGS FOR AN OMNIPOTENT BEING OF CRUELTY!" who eats rats and sleeps under tables. Oh dear.

Wait, so you're one of the traders we locked up for a season or two? Barmy.
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Re: If you were a DF dwarf...
« Reply #35 on: July 14, 2011, 12:58:06 am »
Quote from: Aachen on July 14, 2011, 12:17:44 am
Quote from: Megaman on July 13, 2011, 11:17:03 pm
The nude madman who runs through the halls screaming "THIS IS ALL A SIMULATION, WE ARE ALL JUST PLAYTHINGS FOR AN OMNIPOTENT BEING OF CRUELTY!" who eats rats and sleeps under tables. Oh dear.

Wait, so you're one of the traders we locked up for a season or two? Barmy.
No, they die of starvation. Bothersome.
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