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Weirdsound

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Re: You are Space Pirate!
« Reply #60 on: July 19, 2011, 01:37:52 pm »

I think I'm going to want a few more votes before I get to the next update.
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Re: You are Space Pirate!
« Reply #61 on: July 19, 2011, 01:41:18 pm »

Let's also go to the sons of Zeus headquarters to get a new arm.
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Re: You are Space Pirate!
« Reply #62 on: July 19, 2011, 01:42:13 pm »

Well, changing my votes.

Go with the alien pilot, and the slime mechanic.

I agree with finding an eviro suit for the pilot, don't want the ship to be a sauna...
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Re: You are Space Pirate!
« Reply #63 on: July 20, 2011, 12:43:42 am »

Upon hearing that Rios is in the bounty collection business, you immediately rule him out. You would have to be insane to allow such a person aboard your flagship while you are the third most wanted person in the Star System.

You ask the barkeep to bring her son and several minutes later Spritz is dragged down from the family apartment on the second floor of the building. He is a tall lanky creature with a dark green plated exoskeleton and transparent wings. His head is dominated by a massive pair of red compound eyes.

"Spitz." His mother declares with authority "Your days of moping around the house like a useless maggot are OVER! This nice lady is going to give you a job flying fighters and plundering shipping lanes. Isn't that wonderful? I expect you to do everything that she tells you and make lots of money until I can find a nice lady for you to settle down with."

Spitz opens his mouth to speak but his mother cuts him off before he can even deliver a single word. "Now get upstairs and pack up your stuff. I have no clue when she will be ready to come pick you up!"

The barkeeper turns to you and smiles softly. "I think he will do just fine, don't you?"

You nod speechlessly; and you though your mother was bad. After spending about 30 seconds processing what just happened you turn your attention to the prospective mechanics. The two candidates both have their benefits and downsides, but you quickly settle on Amethyst when Logem launches into a drunken profanity laced speech in which he describes all the sexual acts he would like to perform on you.

Deciding you do not what to bring either of your new recruits through the Sons of Zeus base to reach your ship you give Amethyst and the bartender 100 credits each to catch a shuttle to a nearby moon with less Sons of Zeus influence where they will meet you.

-200 credits


You return to the Sons of Zeus headquarters and visit Hades in his office once more. "I've decided to take up your offer. Give me the disc."

The Lutienent swivels around in his chair to face you, hastily stashing his personal computer under his desk. The muffled sounds of some nasty niche porn flick echo across the room. "Oh hi there. I was not expecting you."

"Your guards tipped you off as soon as I entered the building." you sigh "But calling out your excuses aside, give me the disc please."

Hades digs in his desk and pulls the small yellow and black drive out of a folder. "For the love of Olympus, don't let this fall into the wrong hands. I can make all the backups I need, so destroy it if you get boarded and come back for another copy. Understood?"

You nod. "Seeing as this is going to a germ warfare lab I'm not even going to ask. Plausible deny-ability."

Just then Hades' personal com goes off. The Lieutenant puts it on speaker and your conversation is interrupted by the voice of Hermes. "Tell that bitch Charlet that I have her ship ready."

"That bitch is on her way Hermes." You say softly, knowing Hades phone can pick up a whisper. "You and your boys had better be far away from my ship by the time I get there, or else you will have one less arm than I do right now."

You take a shuttle back to the Siren's Dome and tell your shuttle pilot to forward your tab for the day to Hades at Sons of Zeus HQ. You find The Tettix as well as your personal craft in pristine condition. You quickly fly over to Greek Street to pick up your new Tiger Shark.

You then pay a quick visit to another nearby moon and pick up your two waiting crew members.

Amethyst greets you with a hug that stains your clothes purple. She sheepishly explains that what she just did was the way one greets her superior in her culture, but she would be willing to cut it out if you asked.

You find that Spritz dosn't speak unless spoken too and flinches when you raise your voice even slightly. The only way he asserts himself at all is by setting the humidity aboard to 95% and explaining that a heavy enviro suit would impede his ability to fly around on his own two wings. After explaining this he apologizes profusely for two straight minutes until you tell him to shut up.

You order Amethyst to transplant a stealth generator from one of the prototype. She looks the situation over, informs you that she has no clue how long the procedure will take, and bravely sets to work.

Sitting down in the captains chair on the bridge you ponder your next action. You could explore this moon, return to the last one, head to outpost to deliver the disc, or do something completely different.

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« Last Edit: July 20, 2011, 01:17:45 am by Weirdsound »
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Re: You are Space Pirate!
« Reply #64 on: July 20, 2011, 12:51:13 am »

Let the kobold out.
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Re: You are Space Pirate!
« Reply #65 on: July 20, 2011, 12:53:27 am »

See what the humidity does to your other crew. Talk to the Kobold, and see if she can tell us what is on that disk. And let her out. If she is hurt, kick the Lieutenant's ass.
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Re: You are Space Pirate!
« Reply #66 on: July 20, 2011, 03:15:17 am »

Wait, is Amethyst what I think she is? O_o
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Re: You are Space Pirate!
« Reply #67 on: July 20, 2011, 03:19:23 am »

Give several lessons to Spritz Yudrlefly. Take him into Class-A and show some piloting tricks.

Also, we need to learn, let's find a way to get new skills. Maybe we should buy a book?We need tactics, leadership and flying big crafts
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Re: You are Space Pirate!
« Reply #68 on: July 20, 2011, 06:33:02 am »

Deliver the disc. We need the money.
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Re: You are Space Pirate!
« Reply #69 on: July 20, 2011, 07:28:07 am »

Let's do this! Deliver the data, make some cash. :)
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Re: You are Space Pirate!
« Reply #70 on: July 20, 2011, 11:55:03 am »

lets deliver the disk
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« Reply #71 on: July 20, 2011, 12:08:59 pm »

BTW  i don't like that mission with the disk... 2 000 000 is a lot. Bounty for the kobold general is two times smaller. Why Hades pays so much? Doesn't  Son's of Zeus have their own ships?
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Re: You are Space Pirate!
« Reply #72 on: July 20, 2011, 12:23:32 pm »

we are a civilian ship a SoZwould attract attenetion but we wouldnt and the fact its a chem weapon on there if we get caught with it we screwed
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« Reply #73 on: July 20, 2011, 12:27:12 pm »

Well I have teh feeling that he didn't tell us somethign very important about the data on it so we should be careful.
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Re: You are Space Pirate!
« Reply #74 on: July 20, 2011, 12:28:46 pm »

Guys, the kobold is good at hacking and stuff. Let's see if she can tell us what's on it.
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