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Evergod41

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Re: You are Space Pirate!
« Reply #45 on: July 17, 2011, 11:50:54 am »

Try to get the heavy fighter. If you can't haggle it down, the White Kobold Fighter. Go to the pits and get some aliens. We can't be a space pirate without a crew full of aliens.
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Re: You are Space Pirate!
« Reply #46 on: July 17, 2011, 01:32:54 pm »

For once, my idea is awesome. And no one made some incredibly stupid one, like SHOOT THEM ALL. Don't do that. Please.
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Re: You are Space Pirate!
« Reply #47 on: July 17, 2011, 02:59:46 pm »

SHOOT THEM ALL
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Re: You are Space Pirate!
« Reply #48 on: July 18, 2011, 07:40:34 am »

SHOOT THEM ALL
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Anyway, I believe my plan is what everyone wants. And if this dies now, I'm gonna be sad.
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Re: You are Space Pirate!
« Reply #49 on: July 18, 2011, 08:48:28 am »

I'd be pissed if this dies. And i would SHOOT THEM ALL
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Re: You are Space Pirate!
« Reply #50 on: July 18, 2011, 04:07:39 pm »

SHOOT THEM THEN CUT OFF THEIRS HEADS AND SEND THEM TO THEIR FAMILIES
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« Reply #51 on: July 18, 2011, 04:09:35 pm »

STAB THEM WIT A RAPIER BECAUSE IT'S MORE CIVILISED THAN GUNS
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Re: You are Space Pirate!
« Reply #52 on: July 18, 2011, 06:41:42 pm »

WERE PIRATES NOT BRITS WE KILL WITH OUT MERCY AND ACTED UNCIVILISED AND DRINK RUM LOTS AND LOTS OF RUM
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Re: You are Space Pirate!
« Reply #53 on: July 18, 2011, 11:45:01 pm »

You aproach the man selling the heavy fighter. "Any chance of giving a discount to somebody willing to pay hard credits right now?"

He pauses for a second and thinks before opening his mouth. "How much of a discount?"

You smile. "How about 8000 credits?" You ask pulling out the money with a shark-like smile.

His eyes light up at the sight of the paper money, but he stifles his urge to sell on the spot. "That is a bit lower than what I'd be willing to part with it for."

You sigh. "Well that is about as much as I would be willing to spend on a craft... without taking it for a test flight first."

"Well we can fix that. Come with me to the Cockpit." The pair of you hop in and he takes off. He explains that this model of craft is called the 'Tiger shark' and was retired by the State of Mastro System Orbit Guard about five years ago not because the technology was obsolete but because the philosophy was.

"Tigers were still quite effective when they were retired, but high command feared their low maneuverability would make them sitting ducks for the more agile White Kobold fighter craft."

"Bullshit." You cut in, deciding to impress the owner with the extent of your knowledge. "Don't Tiger sharks come equipped with low level stealth generators so they can get the jump on smaller craft?"

The owner laughs and performs a loop-de-loop. "Bullshit indeed. If we kept these things in service we would have driven back the white kobolds, invaded their system, and extinguished their entire race by now. That said this particular model had it's stealth generator shot off a couple years back, that's why I'm letting it go so cheap. The damn stealth unit is worth more than the rest of this craft combined!"

You continue flying and building rapport with the owner, and by the time you wrap up the test flight you are able to get him to sell for 8500.

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The brief thought of entering Titian Pit and killing everybody enters you mind, but you as a single human female have next to no chance of destroying a neighborhood with only one arm and a pistol. "Son's of Zeus must be rubbing off on me." You mutter before calling for some transport to the Pit.

You step off the transport shuttle and begin to wander the Pit. Deciding that you do not want to deal with any encounters with the Orbital Bastards you head down to the still poor but less crime ridden east end of the settlement and enter a pub and eatery called 'The Flying Spittle'. It is ridiculously humid inside the pub and you quickly figure out why; it is run by Visectoids, a race of tropical flying insect people who cannot stand dry climates.

You begin to ask around in search of pilots and mechanics and find two prospective candidates for each position. Although you have 4 craft, only two of them are armed, and as a business woman you dislike the idea of hiring more staff than you need. You decide to bring aboard only 1 crew member of each profession.

The potential pilots are as follows:
-The bartender recommends her youngest son Spitz for the job. Although he has no combat experience you know Visectoids are stereotypicaly considered great pilots. You have a feeling that keeping Spitz comfortable would require you set the humidity aboard The Tettix to unbearable levels.
-A man in the corner introduces himself as Rios. Rios claims to be an experienced bounty hunter and space pirate. He looks pretty human, except for his face, where most of the features are disproportionately huge. Part of you wants to ask him exactly what he is, but you are pretty sure such questions are considered impolite in the Pit.

The potential mechanics are as follows:
-A drunken dwarf in the corner introduces himself as Logem. Logem bluntly informs you that he is a good mechanic, but also a drunk, gambler, and womanizer. You are not quite sure if he is trying to get you to hire him or pick you up...
-A strange young lady sculpted from purple slime introduces herself as Amethyst. Amethyst explains that she is booksmart and has read and studied quite alot about mechanics, but has little practice. She also claims to be a dabbling mage. All you know about dabbling mages is that they are more likely to catch fire than to actually do something useful with their magic.

You ponder the canidates and wonder who you will recruit and what you will do next.

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Re: You are Space Pirate!
« Reply #54 on: July 19, 2011, 12:13:40 am »

Once back on the Tettix I feel we should consider fitting one of the stealth generators on the Tiger.

Grab the mostly human guy, inform your AI to keep an eye on him and report his activity if it seems suspect.

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Re: You are Space Pirate!
« Reply #55 on: July 19, 2011, 12:25:02 am »

Talk to the space pirate about his experience and see if he'll get along with a mostly alien crew. If not, grab Spitz. Get the dwarf. If we do get Spitz, go to the Greek Street and see about purchasing an eviro
suit for Spitz. Get new arm.
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Re: You are Space Pirate!
« Reply #56 on: July 19, 2011, 03:47:46 am »

I say hire the mage, she is a newb now, but later she will be much more usefull. 2 in 1 is allways good.

As for pilots... I like both.
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Re: You are Space Pirate!
« Reply #57 on: July 19, 2011, 08:13:20 am »

Logem and Rios.  Let's not take chances on the experienced people.  Also see if you can put the stealth generator of the prototype ship onto the fighter.
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« Reply #58 on: July 19, 2011, 08:28:44 am »

-A man in the corner introduces himself as Rios. Rios claims to be an experienced bounty hunter and space pirate. He looks pretty human, except for his face, where most of the features are disproportionately huge. Part of you wants to ask him exactly what he is, but you are pretty sure such questions are considered impolite in the Pit.

-Charlet Mannam, white collar criminal. This bounty is worth 250000 credits

Yeah, I don't think we should get involved with Rios. Take Spitz, and see about finding some way to isolate his quarters and the pilot booth so you don't have mold growing everywhere. Hopefully he's not the exception to the 'good pilot' stereotype.

And Logem sounds like he's likely to be one step ahead of a bunch of loan sharks, angry husbands, and annoyed law enforcement members. Go with Amethyst, she sounds useful in a lot of situations. (She's made of slime! Can she fit through small cracks?)
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Re: You are Space Pirate!
« Reply #59 on: July 19, 2011, 08:33:42 am »

Yeah, your probably right.  Let's still switch the stealth generators though.
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