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[Max176]

So, I got my first forgotten beast today. And guess what I got?

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[Angel Of Death]

I guess the elves sent it. Also, it's not a forgotten beast.

[sorro]

And you of course opened the gates hoping that it would give without taking (also kiss you and stop you from shaking).
I opened my gates once for a titan and in under a minute love filled my fortress... those were the days <3

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[arcangelsd]

Relax, my friend
It only wants to give your dorf hugs
Cold hugs, it seems
I posted, a little ago, that I received the visit of Santa Moth
It emanated an aura of giving and kindness
Full post there: http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=88689.0
At least yours is made of snow and doesn't fly
Today is christmas Titan Day!

[Casp]

Tho - la the snowman,
was a jolly happy soul,
with a rope weed pipe and a marble nose,
and two pincers made out of coke,
Tho - la the snowman, was a fairy tale they say,
he was made of snow but the dwarfies know
how he came to life one day.
There must have been some magic in that old cave silk hat they found,
for when they placed it on his head, he began to dance around.
O, Tho-la the snowman,
was alive has he could be,
and the dwarfies say he could kill and play,
just the same as you and me.
Thumpetty thump thump,
Thumpety thump thump,
Look at Thola go.
Thumpetty thump thump,
Thumpety thump thump,
Over the gates of stone.

Thola the snowman knew
The magma was hot that day,
So he said, "You run and
We'll have some Fun
Now before I melt away."
Down to the fortress
With a dead dwarf in his hand,
Running here and there all
Around the stair saying,
Catch me if you can.
He led them down the tunnels of town
Right to the militia captain,
And he only paused a moment when
He heard him holler "Stop!"
For Thola the snow man
Had to hurry on his way,
But he waved goodbye saying,
"You all cry,
I'll be back again some day."
Thumpetty thump thump,
Thumpety thump thump,
Look at Thola go.
Thumpetty thump thump,
Thumpety thump thump,
Over the gates of stone.

[Reverie]

And you of course opened the gates hoping that it would give without taking (also kiss you and stop you from shaking).
I opened my gates once for a titan and in under a minute love filled my fortress... those were the days <3

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I imagine your military would have been disappointed with or without that fuzzy feeling. What ever happened to the titan, if I may ask?

[sorro]

And you of course opened the gates hoping that it would give without taking (also kiss you and stop you from shaking).
I opened my gates once for a titan and in under a minute love filled my fortress... those were the days <3

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I imagine your military would have been disappointed with or without that fuzzy feeling. What ever happened to the titan, if I may ask?

What is this military you speak of? You must mean my wrestling teams! They tried to wrestle the titan down, only to find bits and pieces of themselves scattered around the fort. It was brutal, the fort was purged of dwarven life fast. Unfortunately this was on a old save that I deleted long time ago so can't check legends, battlereports, names etc. but I have a feeling that Lolama Whatsitsname went down in history for destroying the best wrestling teams in dwarven history.

[Pan]

Peaceful looking badasses are usually scarier than the unhinged ones.

[Girlinhat]

I could imagine it...

"To arms, dwarves!  The titan approaches!"
The dwarves rush out, steel and blade glowing dull brown in the sun from year-old dried blood.  The enormous snowman looks around, and seemingly just notices them, "Oh, hey man.  What's up?  Love this weather.  That's a nice looking fort, by the way.  Love what you did with the hanging goblin entrails.  Anyways, see ya around."

[Agent_86]

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O.O

YOU SIR DESERVE A MOUNTAIN OF COOKIES.

[Jacob/Lee]

Wait, what the hell is this?

[buckets]

Wait, what the hell is this?

It's a forum.

[Jacob/Lee]

Wait, what the hell is this?

It's a forum.

Oh, thanks. I was kind of lost.

[Neonivek]

Goodness TC you are the most evil person ever...

[Oliolli]

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O.O

YOU SIR DESERVE A MOUNTAIN OF COOKIES.

It's been a long time... but I think I must give out another *bloated tuber biscuit*.

Congratulations Casp.