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[HmH]

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Name: Amxurist
Vehicle Name: Terror of the Roads
Dwarfbucks: 0☼
Health: Healthy
Abilities: Proficient Intimidator
Parts:
Stone Chassis, 15/15
Screw Pump Engine
4x Kobolds
Biscuits, 6/6
Copper Whip
Crazy Henchdwarf
Iron Spear

Henchmen:
Kobold: Jregen, male
Kobold: Gardat, female
Kobold: Akunrak, male
Kobold: Takart, female
Crazy Henchdwarf: Etur Fistclash, female, collects beards of her fallen enemies

Standing orders:
Jregen, Gardat, Akunrak power the engine.
Etur wields a spear and keeps an eye out for incoming threats.
Takart uses a whip to instill discipline on board and, as long as everyone else behaves, is rewarded with 1 biscuit every 3 turns.

[Errol]

RESERVED. I shall always be in for Dwarven Races.

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Name: Errol
Vehicle Name: The Mad Chemist
Stone Chassis x1 = 600
Booze Rocket x1 = 100
Booze x8 = 400
Quality Booze x1 = 100
Booze Slick x1 = 200
Kobold in Disguise x1 = 50, named Warwick
!!Pig Tail Sock!! x1 = 50

PC-Dwarf abilities: Proficient Brewer

This will likely end in a huge boom, but whatever!

Edith says I might be unavailable 'till Sunday. In that case, the standing orders are: Drive aggressively if I am not in the lead (consider not doing that when obstacles show up), then drive on normally. Warwick's standing orders are to man the Booze Rocket and try to not get blasted off. I myself am going to man the Booze Slick (preferably using the quality booze for it) and throw the !!pig tail sock!! onto the liquid once I am in the lead. If problems arise, concentrate on steering instead (and leave the tap running)

[Toaster]

Aw, full.  How often do replacements happen?

I guess waitlist me.

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Name: Stoneeater McBeardson
Vehicle Name: The Fun Cruiser
Dwarfbucks: 0, zip, nada, zilch
Health: Drunk
Abilities: Proficient Stonecrafter

Parts:
Stone Chassis
Iron Wheels
10 Cat Engine
Giant Slingshot
    -5 Small Rocks (included)
Standard Henchdwarf:
Name:  Rockbeard
Health: Drunk
Abilites: Red Shirt (easily replaceable)

Standing Orders:
Drive normally.  Don't be afraid to ram anyone without spikes in my way.
Henchdwarf shoots the slingshot at people.
Priority list:
People same hex as me
People 1 hex in front of me
People 1 hex to sides
People 1 hex to rear
People 2 hexes to front
All others

[Ochita]

Darn it!

[Person]

Note: If you join you waitlist, when you get in you will probably start with more cash for balances sake. I'll still put down your current design though. I'll add the notes about replacements to the first post. Not often likely, as the first race is somewhat non lethal. Second race will probably be more Fun though.

[Person]

Ok, submit any pre race actions now!

[Taricus]

I'll try and improve the furnace. Kobold goes and steal random stuff.

[SHAD0Wdump]

Talk to my boars for inspiration.

Also, your map is not visible.

[Person]

Maps not visible eh? Uhhh how do I link to dropbox right? Or should I use something else. I did use those tags. Odd, it's visible on my end. Let me know if this works.

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Aha! It wasn't in the public folder. That should work. Yep, tested it on another computer without logging in to the forums or dropbox, and it works.Disregard this post.

[Taricus]

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[Ahra]

buy copper knife and inspect my "car"

[HmH]

Etur "borrows" a shield from some nearby adventurer. Takart instills discipline in the ranks. I intimidate the screw pump engine into giving me another +1 to speed when I drive aggressively.

[Dwarmin]

Buy 1 barrel Booze, and finely mince it into meals.

[Errol]

Acquire asbestos clothing for myself and, ideally, the kobold too. Find something safe to put the !!Pig tail sock!! into.

[Person]

Rolls!
Taricus: Try to improve my furnace. You have a good look at your furnace, try to find a way to make it work better. [2+1+1] It seems if you insert a bit more stuff to burn, it may work a little better now.
Kobold goes and steals random stuff. [1+1] Thief! Protect the hoard from skulking filth! Oh dear. It seems they caught him. Roll to get away. [6] He gets away safely, and he managed to get a [5] -Steel Shortsword- out of the deal. They're still looking for him, so be careful.

SHAD0Wdump: Talk to my boars for inspiration. [4] You have a nice talk to your boars. During your talk, you have a good look at the tusks. You think you've found a way to launch them more efficiently. 50% chance to get a +1 when launching boars from a catapult.

Ahra: Buy a copper knife and inspect my "car". [6] You get a pretty good deal on the knife.(50% off.) [6] Your "car" at first seems to be nothing out of the ordinary, but you've found a couple minor weak spots. You should probably find a way to patch those up, just in case.

HmH: Etur "borrows" a shield from some nearby adventurer. [6] Etur snatches a [5]-Steel shield- from an adventurer. He's gonna want that back next race. As in, he's gonna run to the finish line.
Takart instills discipline in the ranks. [3] Takart does her best to instill loyalty, but doesn't accomplish much. +1 to future attempts to instill loyalty.
I intimidate the screw pump engine into giving me another +1 to speed when I drive aggressively.
[6+1] Your screw pump really fears you and your crew for the moment it springs to partial sentience. +1 speed during aggressive driving.

Dwarmin: Buy 1 barrel Booze,[1] Oh my, theres no booze left around here. You try and grab one from one of the racers. [2]Errol and their crew easily push you away from the vehicle. Finelymince it into meals. [4-1+1] Ye have no booze to cook with.

Errol: Acquire asbestos clothing for myself and, ideally, the kobold too. [4] You manage to get enough to fit your kobold, or you.
Find something safe to put the !!Pig tail sock!! into. [6] You carve out a small hole(like a cup holder really). in your racer that will fit the sock, and put it in for now.

This time our racers will be traveling across a small desert we found!
Isn't this THAT desert?

Oh all right we had fun with magma a long while ago, and haven't had another use for the area until now.

We've tossed a bunch of animals out there, and the crowd wants blood!

So let the race begin!