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Author Topic: Dwarven Heroes - In which you praise your valiant dwarves.  (Read 10176 times)

AaronLS

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Re: Dwarven Heroes - In which you praise your valiant dwarves.
« Reply #30 on: September 05, 2011, 04:53:24 pm »

... and the third punched through his skull.

I'll trade my baby... FOR YOUR BRAIN!!!
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« Reply #31 on: September 05, 2011, 05:19:34 pm »

A recruit rushed out my gate and killed 4 goblins and routed the rest. She now has a title: the Spikes of Wheeling.
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Leprechauns actually. That "magically delicious taste" prefstring soon lead to their total extinction.
Congratulations, you killed the only things considered dominant and have heralded the end of civilization in your world as you know it.

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« Reply #32 on: September 05, 2011, 05:26:03 pm »

I praise my mason who was stabbed by a kobold theif in the foot and went about her task of building a wall, unknown to me and her the only connecting floor to that area was being removed and it collapsed, she fell 10 z levels and landed on a zombie aligator that was harrassing my wagons. they both died.
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You should all be ashamed of yourselves.  The obvious solution is to chain the baby up at the entrance as a kobold detector.

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Re: Dwarven Heroes - In which you praise your valiant dwarves.
« Reply #33 on: September 05, 2011, 06:04:11 pm »

Urist McRAGE just broke my bridge entance while a seiging army was crossing it. They all died except for McRAGE, He is currently in the hospital. I named him MR.badass, Way to go. ;D
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« Reply #34 on: September 13, 2011, 06:00:07 am »

McRage stopped a siege while tantruming? That dwarf should be rewarded even further!

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« Reply #35 on: September 13, 2011, 11:02:32 am »

Oddom Whipthought, Axe Lord. He and his lone ally stood side by side when the HFS came. The other dwarf had no kills, but Oddom got three and a half. With iron equipment.
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« Reply #36 on: September 13, 2011, 11:33:55 am »

Tosid Galedearns, Commander of Craftoaks' military forces. He drowned in murky pool after a sparring accident just 2 minutes after being promoted to his his position.
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« Reply #37 on: September 13, 2011, 03:15:25 pm »

Iden Shagogushrir Thusestuthdeng nish, Iden Staticquakes the Furious Accident
expert swordsman, first guy that earned a special title, was pretty much the one in charge of cleaning up after I captured 15 or so elves and their war animals in cages
with his scimitar he usually beheaded the elves before within 3 tiles of them escaping
 mortally wounded my first forgotten beast, and was paralyzed and later suffocated by the beast's extract

Also there was a Yak that earned a special title later on from putting some hurt on some elves, but I forgot it
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« Reply #38 on: September 13, 2011, 05:53:21 pm »

I had a dwarf in my fortress, now mind you, we were plagued by alligators, and eventually, somehow the damned things banded together and attacked a caravan, Urist, A lone novice wrestler rushed to their aid, attacking the alligators with his bare hands, he laid about 4 flat on his own, and had his left arm ripped off in the process, This earned him the name "Amos Moses" as per the Jerry Reed song.
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« Reply #39 on: September 13, 2011, 06:44:19 pm »

I can't quite remember the name, but a human guard from the caravan by the name of Mel Somethingorother charged inside my base, slaughtered a goblin ambush that had made it inside before my defences were set up and then propped himself at the entrance for the next two years. This was in Boldropes. The dwarves liked him, we ended up with a good 5 engravings of 'Mel Somethingorother the Human Lasher' striking down Osnosm Murderabbey or something like that...

Mel stayed in the fort, unmoving until the next human caravan came- then left.

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« Reply #40 on: October 25, 2011, 07:22:55 am »

Bit of a necropost, but oh well. I modded in friendly dragon like creatures that were humanoid called 'Drazardmen', and generated a world with maximum savagery and maximum beasts. The humans died out very fast, the goblins eked out survival, the kobolds died out in year one after being brutalised, and the dwarves and elves tired each other out until they barely clung to survival.
Drazardmen being friendly and peaceful had just one village, and one guard, who had slain several titans and a giantess who stole their booze UNARMED.
I don't remember his name though...

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« Reply #41 on: October 25, 2011, 09:48:36 am »

Sibrek the Peasant aka Dr. Badass.

The greatest hero that ever lived in the great fortress of Firstwound.  Upon arrival he was drafted into the military despite his old age.  Being the last recruit to join the army we naturally did not have a uniform ready for him.  Thus his first comabt mission had to be carried out without armor or weapon.  Due to a misscommunication among the squad, he had the missfortune of being engaged in one on one combat by a blind cave crocodile.  After biting off his left lower leg, the beast latched on to his right eye and shook him around by it.  He free himself by using his one remaining good leg to kick the foul beast so hard in the face that it lost one of it's teeth.  He then crawled to safety as his foe retreated further into the caverns.  The reptillian menace was later gunned down by my marksdwarves.

Several months later, Sibrek, now fully recovered after being honorably discharged from military service, proudly wears the scars of his past battles.  In his left hand he holds a mahogany crutch, his left cheeck bears a long straight scar and his mangled right eye bears a jagged, vertical scar.  After another one of my attempts to weaponize my recently captured dragon had failed, and the savage creature had once again escaped, Sibrek took it upon himself to take a stand.  While the other dwarves fled to safety Sibrek lured it into a corridor littered with cage traps.  In an attempt to slay the great dragon, Sibrek impales his right upper thigh onto on of the monster's fangs.  He then begins furiously pummeling the wyrm's visage with his fist and crutch.  Although the battle was brief, it was a fitting end for a great hero such as Sibrek.  Thanks to his sacrifice, we've managed to once again recapture the dragon, who's weaponization is still in progress.
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ive gotten in the habit of replacing my chief medical dwarf as soon as he gains any notable skill in diagnosis.
It's really funny watching them do unnecessary surgery because of a wrong diagnosis.
the conditions were bad enough to turn a dwarf who didn't care about anything mad, that's pretty hardcore.

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« Reply #42 on: October 25, 2011, 11:39:58 am »

Itral Ustzas, my axeman.  By the time I abandoned via boredom he'd slain 2 FB's, and a literal stack of goblins, and 2 dwarves.

One of those dwarves went berzerk, swung on him, got his tooth grabbed, and then Itral beat him to death with his fist. It was...
Brilliant.
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Carve out a massive pit and construct a copper block tower! Challenge those goblin bastards with your phallus of justice!

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« Reply #43 on: October 25, 2011, 11:41:48 am »

When GroovedDagger, founded in the middle of a foreboding glacier, was just beginning, two dwarves took up arms to protect the budding castle against yetis. They were quickly trained, one in wrestling (he forgot his spear) and one with his hammer. They are not heroes, though, for they killed nothing but thieves and animals. When they fell before a siege of tigermen, the castle seemed forced to seal its doors until the caravan could arrive and hopefully rout the beasts, but a stroke of luck befell the fortress, and one man stood to take his place as the savior of the icy fort. His name was Zon Fikodlikot, or Zon Glazedinked in the tongue of man.

The luck was that in the miners' explorations, they completely failed to pierce the caverns, and even missed the sea of magma, digging until they met the semi-molten stone that separates the world from the Below. Further exploration located, miraculously, a vein of candy very close to the exploration shaft, and careful excavation produced five ores. Quickly, these were processed into metal and then in arms and armor for a single warrior. That warrior was Zon Fikodlikot, the only dwarf of a fortress containing nearly 70 souls who knew anything of combat, and in that only competence with a spear and dodging. He was dressed in mail, helm, gauntlets and boots of blue, and handed a spear of the same, and a shield of wood. The drawbridges were lowered for only a few moments, then closed again behind him, sealing him outside with the ten copper-clad tigermen.

Zon never considered retreat, and charged headlong to meet the great catfolk, most with spears of their own. Despite his inexperience, the dance of a warrior filled him, and he slipped beside thrusts while delivering his own with more expertise than his years or proclaimed ability would suggest. Before the first foe fell, an ambush of goblins carrying hammers leapt from the snow, seeking to take advantage of the chaos and fell this lone dwarf. Zon barely took notice, and as the goblins swarmed in, the blue spear lashed at them as well.

In moments, tigermen and goblins alike were fleeing Zon, who took chase. One marksdwarf, so inexperienced with the crossbow that he'd forgotten to fill his quiver, witnessed, from an unfinished rampart, Zon take down a terrified goblin: the spear whirled in wide sweeping arcs that reaped a hand from the invader before the spear tip ran through its leg, causing it to crash into the snow. The marksdwarf told his companions later that Zon didn't even bother looking down as he put the spear through the goblin's skull, intent on tracking down the other routed besiegers.

In the end, Zon had only claimed five lives, but had saved the castle from destruction single-handedly, and was thus re-named Zon Glazedinked, the Ardent Scenario of Canyons. He now practices alone in the center of the castle's lowest floor, with a complete set of bluemetal armor and shield; the fortress' only complete suit, waiting for the next time he is called to defend the gates of Edtûlurist.
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Re: Dwarven Heroes - In which you praise your valiant dwarves.
« Reply #44 on: October 25, 2011, 03:06:30 pm »

I had a dwarf called Id Stillroofs.
The very first dwarf i had who was a legendary fighter. Counsiledmines was a fortress half on a terryfing glacier and half on joyus mountains, and its early history was plauged by near constant packs of ice wolves and blizzard men attacks. she fought them all, single handedly, with a minning pick. She got seriously scarred all over her body, healed within a few seconds of each fight, and went on like the god damn dwarven juggernaught.
 Because you see she had: heals extreamly fast. So when she just got mauled by wolves, she pulled a wolverine and healed before heading off to hack the next groupe of ice wolves to death. She had no armour to speak of remember.

This continued untill the local ice wolve population and blizzard men population had been wiped out. Within around 2 years. After that she became the millatery head, and when i hit candy and gave a steel pick -wich was later named- and a second pick to go with it, she could face off groupes of goblins single handedly. i still have the save on dffd somewere. waiting untill the day i have a processor powerfull enought to continue the epic and finish the magma moat sat in the glacier. :) oh and the gold tower i was building for her to live in.

I will continue that fortress -when i can- untill she meets her demise.
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