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Author Topic: Kerbal Space Program: Now Hiring Optimistic Astronauts for Dangerous Munission  (Read 1507688 times)

MarcAFK

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Can't aim it...:
You don't need to aim the GAU, it's MOAR DAKKA.
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They're nearly as bad as badgers. Build a couple of anti-buzzard SAM sites marksdwarf towers and your fortress will look like Baghdad in 2003 from all the aerial bolt spam. You waste a lot of ammo and everything is covered in unslightly exploded buzzard bits and broken bolts.

RedKing

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Why would you blow up a perfectly good space dildo?
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Remember, knowledge is power. The power to make other people feel stupid.
Quote from: Neil DeGrasse Tyson
Science is like an inoculation against charlatans who would have you believe whatever it is they tell you.

Aseaheru

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The best way to go and test SAM systems is:
1. Build the sam
2. move the sam somewhere
3. build the target
4. fly the target a fair ways out
5. turn target arround, label it hostile, autopilot on
5.5(optional) return to sam vehicle
6. watch carnage
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MarcAFK

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Where is Val? :(
*Kerbal privilege intensifies*
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They're nearly as bad as badgers. Build a couple of anti-buzzard SAM sites marksdwarf towers and your fortress will look like Baghdad in 2003 from all the aerial bolt spam. You waste a lot of ammo and everything is covered in unslightly exploded buzzard bits and broken bolts.

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Where is Val? :(
*Kerbal privilege intensifies*
This was probably planned and printed before Val was a thing.
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MarcAFK

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Where is Val? :(
*Kerbal privilege intensifies*
This was probably planned and printed before Val was a thing.
No, obviously in order to succeed in the male dominated space program Val needed to pose as a "standard kerbalnaught"  until she had proven herself to be just as capable as her peers.
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They're nearly as bad as badgers. Build a couple of anti-buzzard SAM sites marksdwarf towers and your fortress will look like Baghdad in 2003 from all the aerial bolt spam. You waste a lot of ammo and everything is covered in unslightly exploded buzzard bits and broken bolts.

forsaken1111

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Where is Val? :(
*Kerbal privilege intensifies*
This was probably planned and printed before Val was a thing.
No, obviously in order to succeed in the male dominated space program Val needed to pose as a "standard kerbalnaught"  until she had proven herself to be just as capable as her peers.
This amused me, because I've just finished reading Pratchett's Monstrous Regiment which had the same (albeit exaggerated as all of his stories are) plot.
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« Last Edit: June 04, 2015, 11:09:56 am by Sheb »
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Europe consists only of small countries, some of which know it and some of which don’t yet.

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Yep. Great book, would recommend. I'm on Going Postal now.
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Aseaheru

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Pratchet's books are works of art.

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Yep, those are 459000 Kerbucks for something that simple.
Total cost 7428 Kermonies, and I even got some of it back after reentring without a heat shield and successfully landing in the desert at night without a parachute.
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