So I was totally going to post something that was actually productive, and I still might.
But I got distracted by doing Soviet Tank Drops, Kerbal-Style, which is also the name of my new classical dubstep rock band.
Unlike my classical dubstep rock band, however, extremely Kerbal Soviet tank drops were an actual thing, and a slightly more safe but still awesome variation was not, as far as I know, taken out of use due to a terrible disaster. Basically, take a Soviet C-130 equivalent and load it up with some tanks of your choice . Possibly optionally (I can't find the wikipedia page anymore >_<) strap some parachutes and/or retrorockets to the tanks. Fly the plane (duh). Fly said plane really, really close to the ground.
Drive the tanks off the back of the plane and onto the ground, letting them coast to a stop. While the plane is still technically flying.
Alas, this was, as you might expect, as dangerous as it was awesome, and they stopped doing it after an accident got some important people killed. There is, however, the other variation, which is more like a standard low altitude dropping-tanks maneuver, but in addition to parachutes, they strap
retrorockets to the tanks to help with the landing.You heard me. Rockets.
Anyways, back to my extremely kerbal take. I would have done it the actual way, but I couldn't get the tanks into the Mk4 cargo bay. I was also much too lazy to actually make separate tanks, and since I haven't installed Crew Manifest yet, the tanks are thus unmanned. BUT THAT'S BESIDE THE POINT:
Open the spoiler for the thrilling conclusion!