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Testlance a native gold bed
« on: July 10, 2011, 12:36:55 pm »

I know this bed isn't as cool as prideunited, but it may be worthy of someone like the wielder of prideunited to sleep upon.  It is a native gold bed encircled with bands of native gold and menaces with spikes of native gold.
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Re: Testlance a native gold bed
« Reply #1 on: July 10, 2011, 12:47:01 pm »

We should pool our artifacts somehow...
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Thanks for the suggestion, but Number4 is correct: [...] it would be easier and more predictable to just be a racist.

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« Reply #2 on: July 10, 2011, 02:17:43 pm »

Ooh ooh ooh! I have a pretty cool bedroom door. Cobrairons the frenzy of oblivion. Made of ash wood, with spikes of pig iron and an image of the king of the dwarves.
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Re: Testlance a native gold bed
« Reply #3 on: July 10, 2011, 02:31:22 pm »

We should pool our artifacts somehow...

I am sure there were some general "post your artifacts here" threads before, but the forum is so lively that they always fall back to page 10+ within 2 or 3 days if no one has any noteworthy artifact he can post.

Maybe one of those should be sticked to the top.
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Re: Testlance a native gold bed
« Reply #4 on: July 10, 2011, 02:33:17 pm »

My favorite artifacts are things made out of gems.  Nothing's much cooler than partying around a gem statue.

Edit:  Oh, and my chicken bone piccolo.  I bet that thing's tasty!
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Re: Testlance a native gold bed
« Reply #5 on: July 10, 2011, 02:42:47 pm »

Or, we could hack them all into the same game. Let Cacame wield Prideunited and sleep in a bedroom with Testlance and Cobrairons, and give him that adamantine chestpiece from battlefailed of headshoots or whatever.

This started as a joke post, but would actually be really awesome.
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Re: Testlance a native gold bed
« Reply #6 on: July 10, 2011, 02:52:37 pm »

My favorite I had was a pig bone mining pick. It's wielder killed a troll and countless troglodytes. He was never in the militia..
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« Reply #7 on: July 10, 2011, 03:05:40 pm »

Prideunited for the militia commander, and this for the captian of the second squad!

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Re: Testlance a native gold bed
« Reply #8 on: July 18, 2011, 01:31:55 pm »

I know this bed isn't as cool as prideunited, but it may be worthy of someone like the wielder of prideunited to sleep upon.  It is a native gold bed encircled with bands of native gold and menaces with spikes of native gold.

Ouch. Despite that gold is soft. Ouch.

(this is my first post for you information)
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« Reply #9 on: July 18, 2011, 03:21:38 pm »

I have a tetrahedrite coffer with an emerald picture of the Elven Queen being killed by a roc.  I have a gem window with a picture of another famous elf being killed by a roc.  And I have a statue of elves cowering before a roc.

I really want to capture a roc now.
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Re: Testlance a native gold bed
« Reply #10 on: July 18, 2011, 04:16:27 pm »

Hmm, I just got a steel throne, decorated with goblin bone[/b] and leather, that menaces with spikes of lignite.

Ohh if only -- if only -- lignite had been the primary ingredient, I would SET IT ON FIRE and have an ever-burning artifact throne.

Still, steel, decorated with goblin bone, among other things, is still pretty badass.  Now we need a table worthy to set down in front of it.
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Re: Testlance a native gold bed
« Reply #11 on: July 18, 2011, 04:43:07 pm »

Here's one fit for a man of legends to sit on.

Rawnessdaggers, a golden throne.
It is encircled with bands of gold and elephant leather,
it is adorned with hanging rings of bloodstone,
on the item is an image of Boilinglihgtning the steel statue in elephant leather,
on the item is an image of Greedrapid the native gold mug in palm.
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Re: Testlance a native gold bed
« Reply #12 on: July 18, 2011, 05:32:27 pm »

I had a Mermaid bone bed decorated with Fire Imp Bone, Fire Imp Skin, and, I think, Hematite and Dolomite once. I didn't really read the forums back then or else I would have made a screenshot of it. As is, I'm looking through some of my old saves, but I can't seem to find it.
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