Current World:
40
"Smile, darn ya, smile!
You know this old world is a great world after all,
Smile, darn ya, smile!
And right away watch lady luck pay you a call.
Things are never black as they are painted,
Time for you and joy to get acquainted.
So make life worthwhile
Come on and smile, darn ya, smile!"The lyrics drift to your ears, and fit the scene in front of you quite well. Brightly colored objects move with extreme animation, every object has a face and is moving around singing this song. A large singing sign seems to dance in place, as the large bulky letters proudly exclaim: Welcome to ToonTown. Everything in this world looks like a cartoon, but seems to have physical mass.
Gallery:
~ Molded Gasoline Flame Thrower ~ [195] Astor the weaponsmith (Ukrainian Ranger.cycle 2)
This flame thrower is made from reformed and molded pieces of disected car parts. The main of the tank is a gastank from the vehicle, and the hose leading to the metal nossle is a long fuel line. Complete with straps to hold the tank on the back of it's user, this weapon is great for roasting marshmallows with only a small amount of gasoline flavor.
~ Heavy Laser Tripod Mounted Little ol' Number ~ [262] Astor the weaponsmith (Ukrainian Ranger.cycle 2)
This automated defense turret is mounted on a two foot tall three-legged tripod. The main body is a red box, with a weapon muzzle sticking out of one side. The turret has a guidance system that rivals the best tracking ever invented, and somehow it was made from a simple laser rifle, and a car radiator. You should be very glad it is safely here in the gallery, where it cannot be pointed at you.
~ Soul Powered Corpse Car ~ [155] Murdoc the Necromancer (Weirdsound.cycle 2)
Living flesh is stretched over this car frame. A jumble of hands, feet, arms, and legs make fleshy wheels, and the engine is a composite of internal organs. A metal frame can be seen from time to time, as the shifting flesh moves. The souls of the people used to create the monstrerous transport moan and groan at their torment.
Player List:
- Cycle 2:
Ukrainian Ranger
Weirdsound
Zaerosz
PyroDesu
- Cycle 3:
Toaster
EagleV
TherosPherae
Firelordsky
- Cycle 4:
Hibernating Creators:
mcclay:
134 Influence
Regaulius the techmarine.
Exoskeleton Engineer 1 [0/100]
Scrapyard [53/100]
- One Spacesteel Repair Hull [51]
Geen:
86 Influence
GE-6S3-B82 the Bio-crafter
Genetic Engineering 1 [0/100]
Bio Fusion [81/100]
Collection [58/100]
- one 10-headed giant cicada [91]
- baby purple space whale [95]
As the time for crafting grows near, Murdoc and Astor come to an agreement. One of Astor's singing toon swords is exchanged for around 8 gallons of Murdoc's gastric juice.
Capture more toons!
93
12
86-12=74
After your exchange is complete, you head out one last time into the world of toons. Walking around you find a large warehouse with crates labeled. 'ACME' Opening a few shows that these crates hold many packaged appliances. Toasters, vacuums, blenders, lamps, brooms, dustpans, egg beaters, etc. All complete with eyes, mouths, and sometimes even arms and legs. Most yawn a bit or yell loudly to close the lid when you open the crates. Deciding that this is good enough, you pick up more than a couple dozen of the crates with their toon cargo.
+186 Toon capture exp [levelup!]
+37 ACME toon appliance crates [12]
Murder the first Toon I see and gather its body!
58-20 (sorry, but I have to, read the description for why)
Rage fills your vision, you are determined to gather the corpse of a toon. Stomping through the portal you enter into toonworld and lash out with your powers. However, it is a simple fact of reality that
toons are nigh impossible to kill. They bend, dodge, move unnaturally out of the way of everything you throw at them. But wait! You finally connect with a toon, it falls over on its back, and holds a flower against its chest while twitching a leg once, twice, or twelve times. However, once you approach to collect the 'corpse' it pops back up, giving you a huge sloppy kiss, then runs away happily. Frustration finally reaches the end point and moves past to simple depression, you slump your shoulders in defeat and move back to the ship. Praying to the lame god that a new world will end your gathering woes.
+38 Toon Hunting exp
(Don't give up man, just gather next turn, don't specify, and don't go let go of hope.)
Put the ring in the gallery.Try AGAIN.1 large corvette windshield [11]. Reshape it into a glass totem depicting a planet of some description.
You place the ring onto a pedestal in the gallery, and the routine blue light encapsules it.
~ Perfect Blue-Crystal Diamond Ring ~ [279] Tesson the Gemshaper (Zaerosz.cycle 2)
This is an elementally captured rain ring. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is encrusted with a small and bright, diamond, and a blue crystal raindrop. it is encircled with bands of gold. This object is adorned with hanging rings of adamantine.
2 ...
cRiTiCaL fAiL!... Glass is not your thing dude. Trust me. The universe agrees. With a massive explosion the force fields of the Aglaia blink into existence to try and hold the collapse of the molecules released by the glass. You don't even remember what you did to cause such a thing, you were just trying to heat up the glass so it could be manipulated easier. The glass is now completely removed from existence as we know it, and a fine slip falls into your hands, sapping some of your powers before crumbling to dust.
-61 influence
+2 glass blowing exp
- 1 large corvette windshield [11]
Teach a dwarven ballad to one of the singing swords. Ballad is about legendary dwarven fortress - Boatmurdered
60
67
8+67+10=85
You take the singing sword out of it's boxed packaging and discard the box and packing. With some effort you manage to get the toon to stop singing long enough for it to listen and understand what you want. A bit of power behind your words and gaze and you begin to change the makeup of the toons behavior. Before long the rubber-like grey weapon is crooning out epic tales of burning elephants in magma, and billowing clouds of miasma.
+60 Mind Control exp
+ Boatmurdered(tm) toon songsword [85]
- boxed singing toon sword [20]
As the powers of the ship hum to life, every toon in the portal stops, looks in your direction and bursts out into one final goodbye song. Some of you are more than happy to say goodbye, but most of you find this last reaction quite creepy even as cheerful as it is. When the Aglaia finally shifts, you find a sigh of relief pass your lips.
New World:
44
Outside the portal you see a large vertical sink hole. Above you, the plant-covered cave walls extend up dozen feet or more, eventually opening to bright sky. A thin trail of water forms an impressive looking waterfall as a brook or stream empties into the darkness below you.
Group Inventory:
- 7 frozen filet of Halibut [53]
- 2 massive concrete building foundations [64]
- 7 rubber mallet heads [84]
- 4qts of pastel lavender paint [89]
- 1 large oak tree stump [71]
- 1 steel mesh window screen [17]
- two windshield wipers [79]
- 2 car door windows [41]
- 2 car doors [41]
- 1 large bent rear window [70]
- two headlights [45]
- 2 side view mirrors [37]
- one cherry red hood [43]
- 1/2 gallon of windshield wiper fluid [68]
- 2 red brake lights [49]
- 2 leather covered seats [99]
- 1 am radio [22]
- 3 pieces of cherry red fiberglass car body [34]
- 2 coils of copper wire [86]
- 4 rubber goodyear tires [16]
- 4 wheel hubs [50]
- 4 vehicle breaks [36]
- one steering column [64]
- one steering wheel [98]
- 4 shiny chrome serrated blades [223]
Status:
Zaerosz:
310 influence
Tesson the Gemshaper
Gem Cutting 1 [0/100]
Elemental Jewler 1 [36/100]
Jeweler 1 [86/100]
Glass Blower [53/100]
Gemstone Pressing [63/100]
Ukrainian Ranger:
1894 Influence
Astor the weaponsmith
Bladesmithing 1 [0/100]
Scavange [75/100]
Forage [48/100]
Mechanical Separation 1 [84/100]
Combustion Engineer [70/100]
Turret Engineer 1 [95/100]
Metal Cutting [80/100]
Armory [60/100]
Demolitions [15/100]
Mind Control [60/100]
- boxed singing toon sword [20]
- 8 gallons of gastric Acid [27]
- Boatmurdered(tm) toon songsword [85]
Weirdsound:
305 Influence
Murdoc the Necromancer
Corpse Animation 1 [0/100]
Corpse Collection [68/100]
Abomination Construction [29/100]
Forage [75/100]
Gore Gathering 1 [36/100]
Flesh Engineering [86/100]
Toon Capture 2 [36/100]
- 9 gallons of gastric Acid [28]
- 1 Inverted Gore Humanoid [92]
- 1 Bugs Bunny Toon [98]
- 1 boxed singing toon sword [19]
- 37 ACME toon appliance crates [12]
PyroDesu:
-54 Influence
Neco Ferratum the Artillery Specialist
Dissassemble Malfunction -20
Ballistic Engineer 1 [0/100]
Reverse Engineer [1/100]
Metal Shaping [43/100]
ScrapYard [46/100]
Forage [49/100]