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[Solifuge]

Toaster, for being scum.

Otto, why is it you're leading a lone-vote crusade against Toaster again? As opposed to any of the other candidates you suspect, including your prime suspect?

[Pandarsenic]

I, for one, totally believe Ottofar about Toaster.

[Pandarsenic]

Just kidding, that's retarded. Unvote, vote Dariush.

[Vector]

Dariush!  Honey!  Beloved!  Schatz!  Mon petit chou décorativ!

Where's that response to my "bile-spewing shitwall?"

If you have no way to defend yourself, we're just going to have to kill you.

[IronyOwl]

If you have no way to defend yourself, we're just going to have to kill you.

Bay12 is waaaaaaay too good at coming up with siggable quotes.

Just kidding, that's retarded. Unvote, vote Dariush.

I'd still like to know why using someone as an example means you're insinuating that it's really the case.

[NativeForeigner]

I wish everyone had those brain-destroying nanobots.

I'm sticking with Darvi. Dariush is a close second.

I don't even know what to say about Ottofar...

[webadict]

Vote Count
----------------------------
Darvi - Solifuge, IronyOwl, NativeForeigner,
Toaster - Ottofar,
Think0028 -
Solifuge -
Vector -
Pandarsenic -
Ottofar -
Dariush - Vector, Think0028, Toaster, Pandarsenic,
IronyOwl -
NativeForeigner -

Not Voting - Dariush, Darvi,

6 To Hammer. Day Ends Wednesday 9 PM Central.

Dariush has been lynched!

Dariush was Utsuho Reiuji the Hell Raven (town).

Webadict's voice booms over the loudspeaker. "Aaaaaand time. It looks like Dariush is first up!"

A claw descends from the ceiling and drags Dariush, feet first, to the change-o-matic. He tries to escape but chains pop out of the ground, stopping his movement.

"You guys are psychos! Just like him!" Dariush pathetically attempts to defend himself. He didn't even use evidence! You all laugh.

Suddenly, the machine flashes on. Through Dariush's cries of pain and horrifying death, you see him change into... Errr... some robot girl?

"Way to make impressive descriptions, Wuba," yells Darvi.

"You're all about to be hit with gamma radiation. Have fun."

Dariush's corpse explodes! Several of you fall to the ground, complaining about eyes or whatever it is people complain about these days from nuclear explosions. A clean-up crew arrives and decontaminates everyone.

Webadict glances at his watch. "As it seems that the previous incident and rectification have taken a bit too long, I'm skipping your bed time."

"But I wanna sleeeeeeeeeeeeep!" cries Solifuge.

"Too bad."

Vote Count
----------------------------
Darvi -
Toaster -
Think0028 -
Solifuge -
Vector -
Pandarsenic -
Ottofar -
IronyOwl -
NativeForeigner -

Not Voting - Darvi, Vector, Think0028, Toaster, Pandarsenic, Solifuge, IronyOwl, NativeForeigner, Ottofar,

5 To Hammer. Day Ends Monday 9 PM Central.

It is now Day.

Utsuho Reiuji the Hell Raven - Dariush
You are... blah blah the Hell Raven. You're some bionic nuclear robot cybord ninja robot thingy. I have no idea.

(Auto) Nuclear Sun Reaction: When you die, the next Night is skipped.
(Auto) Evil Robot Lady: You appear Mafia to inspections.

[IronyOwl]

Knew it.

Pandar and Darvi, still want answers.


As for Ottofar... the roles seem suitably odd that I could believe he's a jester, but flagrant RIA is pretty normal for him regardless of alignment. I'm curious what everyone else thinks of him, since scumhunting him is... difficult, at best.

[Solifuge]

Pretty cool trick, though it pretty much makes this our third Day 1 lynch in a row.

Darvi. For convenience, I'll link my case, since it's still open. I'm afraid you've just got to give a crap, or you're wasting the Town's time.

[Pandarsenic]

Ehh, at least he denied the Mafia their night.

IronyOwl: Because... it... is? I don't get what's unclear to you about this. If I say "I don't think Darvi can catch scum like IronyOwl," that carries the implication that you are scum to be caught, and the question is not whether you're scum but whether people can catch you.

Understand yet?

[IronyOwl]

Ehh, at least he denied the Mafia their night.

As horrible fuckups go, this one did have a nice silver lining.

IronyOwl: Because... it... is? I don't get what's unclear to you about this. If I say "I don't think Darvi can catch scum like IronyOwl," that carries the implication that you are scum to be caught, and the question is not whether you're scum but whether people can catch you.

Understand yet?

Eh, on rereading I suppose so. I still think he meant it hypothetically, but I guess it had more wriggle room than I gave it credit for.

[Dariush]

Great, I'm absent for one day and get lynched even though it's not even hammer.

Also Vector, you suck.

Also wuba, you should be clear about 'bah' posts in description. If it isn't mentioned, it is allowed.

[/bah]

[webadict]

Great, I'm absent for one day and get lynched even though it's not even hammer.

Also Vector, you suck.

Also wuba, you should be clear about 'bah' posts in description. If it isn't mentioned, it is allowed.

[/bah]

Congratulations on figuring out the secret.

[Toaster]

Pandar:

Ehh, at least he denied the Mafia their night.

"Complimenting the doc" scumtell noted.


Solifuge:  Do you have any picks besides Darvi?  Besides that, all I've seen is one question aimed at Ottofar.


Ottofar:  Are you going to actually contribute today?  Who do you suspect and why?


Irony:  (emphasis mine)

As for Ottofar... the roles seem suitably odd that I could believe he's a jester, but flagrant RIA is pretty normal for him regardless of alignment. I'm curious what everyone else thinks of him, since scumhunting him is... difficult, at best.

Oh, so you're seeing if a bandwagon on him will form before decide to vote him?  Nice ultrapassive move, scumbag.

[Ottofar]

We shall see what we shall see.