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[Phantom]

Wait, you should speak to Sluggo, the maker of Elf Retreat. Maybe it has the answers you're looking for!

[Dsarker]

Against your better instincts, you decide to post in the thread. Having typed in your reply, you are about to hit send when alarm bells start ringing throughout the building you live in. This isn't unusual for the most part, but it usually only happens at certain times, or when a slave has escaped.


What do you do?

[Bdthemag]

Head to the Roll to Attack subforums, possibly meet up with Dbthemag who is constantly posting in there.

[peglegpengeuin]

Ignore it. The internet is far more important.

[Dsarker]

You decide to ignore the alarm. Ater all, if there was anything really wrong, the secret police would deal with it, right?

Instead, you go back to the forum. Forum games.....wait, there's a couple of sub forums. Roll to Attack? That sounds kind of fun. You decide to trawl through the threads.


After a quick search, you find that every thread is being run by, played in, and commented on by one person, Dbthemag. He seems to be the only person, and he's doing EVERYTHING. You could comment on one of the threads, you think.


What do you do?

[Phantom]

F*ck it, jump out the window with your laptop.
And go to Los Angeles, and interrogate the maker of ER.

[noah22223]

No, don't do that. Go to Board Games And Playing Roles and meet Hoan33332!

[Dsarker]

You grab you laptop up, and run at the window.


Oomph.

Seems the window won't break that way. You could go down the stairs, but you decide that's too much effort. Anyway, the forums are calling!


Hmmm. Board Games and playing roles? That wasn't here before.


Wait... It's full of threads. Somehow, someone must have made the forum and all the threads before you came back.


It's making your headache thinking about it, so you decide to browse one of the threads instead.


But which one?

[Ochita]

Meet Atihco, who is playing in a forum game!

[anzki4]

Troll the forums by praising DF and telling people that ER sucks.

[Dsarker]

One name pops up more often than others. Aticho. You decide to check out one of his threads.

Hmmm. Before you read it, you decide that if the forum won't help you, you won't help it!


You go back onto the main forum, the ER Mode forum, and start a new thread.

"ER sucks, Woodcutdissassembly rocks!"

[anzki4]

(I'm assuming DF doesn't exist in this dimension.)
Make another thread announcing that you are going to make a better version of ER, where you control dwarfs instead of elves.

[Phantom]

Meanwhile, Mantoph will probably post in that thread and announce a game that will trump both yours and ER, Barbarianism, which is based on the joke Human Colony but one controls Human Barbarians as they fight Civilizations.

(Yay anagrams and opposites.)

[peglegpengeuin]

Go to the compliment section and rave about how easy it is to learn the basics of ER. Then go to the suggestion section and demand that they add some game-play to the pretty artwork that is ER.

[BunnyBob77]

This is getting so self referential that it hurts my brain.  Make a thread about how the cats in your retreat are dying and your FPS is getting too high.