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[Dsarker]

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This is a parody/self referencing series. Any imitations of real posters are unintended.

It's been twenty minutes since you started playing the game you just found, Elf Retreat. Unfortunately for you, you've had some problems, so you're posting on the Bay 13 forums to try and get some help.

Your first step is to make an account. What should the username be?

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Cacame La Elf.

[noah22223]

Dwarfeater.

[peglegpengeuin]

Mr. Handsome

[Armok]

Legbroken

[anzki4]

Komra
(Armok in reverse.)

[Dsarker]

You think about names.


Cacame la Elf? Could work.


Dwarfeater? Another good one.


Wait, wait! Idea! You'll call your username after the game name. Slaves to Komra...you'll call yourself Komra!


Now you've got an account, what will you do? You could seek help...or you could look at one of the games they've got in the forums...

[peglegpengeuin]

Search in the search bar for any help threads someone else already posted. We don't want to bother the good folks of Bay 13 with already answered questions.

[Phantom]

Hey, why don't you look up Conservative Legal Platoon? That looks like an interesting game on this forum.

[anzki4]

Check that interesting thread called: "You are (soon to be) a poster on the Bay 14 forums (Suggestion Game)"

[Dsarker]

You start to search the help forum.

"What do these letters mean?"

"My elf has !! around its name and is flashing, what's wrong?"

"my elves won't cut down trees and i need wood plox help!!!!! edit they cut down trees but then they got killed by the other elves and my retreat collapse why it so hard?"

"Help! My elves won't eat any of the dwarves i killed, what am i doing wrong?"


Hmm. None of these people seem to have your problem. You could look at a specific thread... But then you remember! Conservative Legal Platoon! You love that game. It was what got you into ER, to be honest. Maybe a new version has been released. You decide to look into it a bit later, after you finish searching the help forum.


Wait, what about some other forums? Maybe you could look at a game while you search the help forum instead.


You click on the Forum Games and Roleplaying forum. Hah, a new game is there. "You are (soon to be) a poster on the Bay 14 forums (Suggestion Game)".

You click on it, and apparently, in this game, it's not ER that's been made, but HC. Hah! Imagine that. What will people think of next?


What do you do now?

[anzki4]

Read the thread of course.

[peglegpengeuin]

No, we must respond without reading anything, especially the rules.

[anzki4]

No, we must respond without reading anything, especially the rules.

If we respond it without reading it, respond like this:

Check that interesting thread called: "You are (soon to be) a poster on the Bay 15 forums (Suggestion Game)"

Wait... What?

[Armok]

> Without checking anything, make a contentless semi-roleplaying post with way to many S and Z where you claim to be the real Komra and generally make a complete fool of yourself.

(wait, why do I get the feeling I've played this game before years ago?)