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Jacob/Lee

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I feel myself getting fatter just LOOKING at this thing.
« on: July 06, 2011, 10:14:59 pm »
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Angel Of Death

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Re: I feel myself getting fatter just LOOKING at this thing.
« Reply #1 on: July 06, 2011, 10:16:41 pm »
I think one bite of that would probably clog my arteries.
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Sir Finkus

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Re: I feel myself getting fatter just LOOKING at this thing.
« Reply #2 on: July 06, 2011, 10:19:46 pm »
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Pnx

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Re: I feel myself getting fatter just LOOKING at this thing.
« Reply #3 on: July 06, 2011, 10:21:44 pm »
Quote from: Angel Of Death on July 06, 2011, 10:16:41 pm
I think one bite of that would probably clog my arteries.
Calories ≠ Cholesterol... although that's no guarantee that this wouldn't clog your arteries...
In any case, unless it turns out giant gummy bears are the secret to immortality, it's most assuredly unhealthy.
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Re: I feel myself getting fatter just LOOKING at this thing.
« Reply #4 on: July 06, 2011, 10:22:01 pm »
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Re: I feel myself getting fatter just LOOKING at this thing.
« Reply #5 on: July 06, 2011, 10:35:08 pm »
Quote from: Pnx on July 06, 2011, 10:21:44 pm
Quote from: Angel Of Death on July 06, 2011, 10:16:41 pm
I think one bite of that would probably clog my arteries.
Calories ≠ Cholesterol... although that's no guarantee that this wouldn't clog your arteries...
In any case, unless it turns out giant gummy bears are the secret to immortality, it's most assuredly unhealthy.
It's very likely give anyone who eats it diabetes. The gummy bear could also feed someone for almost a week, assuming a 2000 calories intake.
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Re: I feel myself getting fatter just LOOKING at this thing.
« Reply #6 on: July 06, 2011, 10:42:40 pm »
I got my sister one of those bears for her birthday last month. It still exists, I'm told.
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Jacob/Lee

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Re: I feel myself getting fatter just LOOKING at this thing.
« Reply #7 on: July 06, 2011, 10:46:10 pm »
Quote from: Bauglir on July 06, 2011, 10:42:40 pm
I got my sister one of those bears for her birthday last month. It still exists, I'm told.
I'm buying my dad Das Beer Boot and the Giant Beer Glass and something else that I haven't decided yet for his birthday on August 1st.
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Re: I feel myself getting fatter just LOOKING at this thing.
« Reply #8 on: July 06, 2011, 11:03:30 pm »
Quote from: Felius on July 06, 2011, 10:35:08 pm
Quote from: Pnx on July 06, 2011, 10:21:44 pm
Quote from: Angel Of Death on July 06, 2011, 10:16:41 pm
I think one bite of that would probably clog my arteries.
Calories ≠ Cholesterol... although that's no guarantee that this wouldn't clog your arteries...
In any case, unless it turns out giant gummy bears are the secret to immortality, it's most assuredly unhealthy.
It's very likely give anyone who eats it diabetes. The gummy bear could also feed someone for almost a week, assuming a 2000 calories intake.
That's it! We can solve world hunger...with GUMMY BEARS!
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Re: I feel myself getting fatter just LOOKING at this thing.
« Reply #9 on: July 07, 2011, 12:15:46 am »
I was bored.

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Re: I feel myself getting fatter just LOOKING at this thing.
« Reply #10 on: July 07, 2011, 12:56:22 am »
That is...

A very large gummy bear.
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Re: I feel myself getting fatter just LOOKING at this thing.
« Reply #11 on: July 07, 2011, 01:56:07 am »
I see your gooey sweetness, and raise you this gooey sweetness.

My heart's already suffering an attack... An attack from awesomeness.

And 12,600 calories? That's baby food. What I submit is a real meal. >:)~~~~

You guys need quicker metabolisms.
« Last Edit: July 07, 2011, 12:41:03 pm by Itnetlolor »
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EmperorNuthulu

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Re: I feel myself getting fatter just LOOKING at this thing.
« Reply #12 on: July 08, 2011, 12:11:52 pm »
...  I'm compelled to buy this now.
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« Reply #13 on: July 08, 2011, 02:17:43 pm »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCxFn3sAw68
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Re: I feel myself getting fatter just LOOKING at this thing.
« Reply #14 on: July 08, 2011, 02:20:39 pm »
The astro one looks pretty. Do want.
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