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Re: You are a Lord
« Reply #480 on: July 10, 2011, 06:42:07 pm »
Quote from: Shootandrun on July 10, 2011, 06:17:20 pm
Oh dear. He came back.

I vote for the classic "Feed him to a thousand mutant rats in that dark hole filled with acid".

I vote for you to shut the %$@! up with your crap death ideas.
Also, somehow my jester went through time and bought a shotgun with incendiaries. I will now kill FUCKING EVERYONE.
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Re: You are a Lord
« Reply #481 on: July 10, 2011, 06:43:38 pm »
CRUSIFY HIM!
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Re: You are a Lord
« Reply #482 on: July 10, 2011, 06:44:08 pm »
Quote from: hitty40 on July 10, 2011, 06:42:07 pm
Quote from: Shootandrun on July 10, 2011, 06:17:20 pm
Oh dear. He came back.

I vote for the classic "Feed him to a thousand mutant rats in that dark hole filled with acid".

I vote for you to shut the %$@! up with your crap death ideas.
Also, somehow my jester went through time and bought a shotgun with incendiaries. I will now kill FUCKING EVERYONE.

[3-780=-777] Your jester shoots himself in the head, and explodes into a pile of gore.
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Re: You are a Lord
« Reply #483 on: July 10, 2011, 06:50:03 pm »
Quote from: hitty40 on July 10, 2011, 06:42:07 pm
Quote from: Shootandrun on July 10, 2011, 06:17:20 pm
Oh dear. He came back.

I vote for the classic "Feed him to a thousand mutant rats in that dark hole filled with acid".

I vote for you to shut the %$@! up with your crap death ideas.
Also, somehow my jester went through time and bought a shotgun with incendiaries. I will now kill FUCKING EVERYONE.

Just learn to go away. You troll'd, we told you we did'nt want you here. You came back. Why would'nt we make fun of you, when you're breaking our fun just by posting on this thread?
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Re: You are a Lord
« Reply #484 on: July 10, 2011, 11:09:52 pm »
Oh!  Idea!  If we take out Ak-47s from my calvalry the issue will be sollved.
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Re: You are a Lord
« Reply #485 on: July 10, 2011, 11:15:42 pm »
So is this thread still going, or did we move on to Dwarmin's new one?
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Re: You are a Lord
« Reply #486 on: July 10, 2011, 11:29:31 pm »
(( OOC: I'm not sure it is. I'm willing to abdicate the throne and let someone else take over all this. I didn't really plan on GM'ing a whole new game from the start, and I'm already running a game as it is.

Anybody want to be the new Lord? First person to claim the spot... :) ))

As the sun rose the next day over the land of Windhearth, Lord Heath breathed his last. The Dragon Hearts he had consumed had a done a number on him-he had what was probably the best night in his life, bedding about a dozen mistresses in a row, but as he awoke that morning from dreams of passion, fire, blood and war, his old heart finally burst in his chest. His last thought was to curse the Dragons which had, in a way, had their revenge in the end...by midday, a clear successor from among his royal advisors has arisen, but if they would follow the new Lords rules remains to be seen...

The old Lord is Dead! Long Live the new Lord!
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Re: You are a Lord
« Reply #487 on: July 10, 2011, 11:39:10 pm »
((staking claim))


It was a little after daybreak when the guards came rapping on Drasvadanya's door.

He woke with a start, and grabbing what little he prized, he moved to the windows on the second floor. He could climb out and run away from...


At least, he thought he could, until he saw the crowd of citizens and guarda surrounding his house. One of them spotted him, and shouted "There he is! Our new lord!"


Drasvadanya stopped, and ducked back in the house. A guard was right behind him, and grabbed him. "M'lord, you are called to the castle for your instatement."
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Re: You are a Lord
« Reply #488 on: July 11, 2011, 12:21:41 am »
((so we continue on this post, and no new topic? fine by me >.> ))
Lords come and go, Shade remains. Now to know wherever or not his past actions were actually usefull...
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Re: You are a Lord
« Reply #489 on: July 11, 2011, 10:33:40 am »
Several hours later, the ceremonies had been completed, and Drasvadanya was the Lord. He then called for an accounting of the fief. He was ill used to the tasks, but his advisors would be useful.
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[Dsarker is] a good for nothing troll.
You do not convince me. You rationalize your actions and because the result is favorable you become right.
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Re: You are a Lord
« Reply #490 on: July 11, 2011, 10:46:52 am »
One of the Lord's Barons was in the castle at the time.  He was loyal to the old lord and was the record keeper.  But everyone knew him for one thing, that he made sure the kings has the best tombs ever.  He didn't seem to age and was.... well preserved.  He was also the record keeper.

The Baron goes up to the king.  "You asked for records me liege?"  He pulls out a piece of paper.  "100,000 gold pieces in your treasury."  (I don't know if we are using an actual economy) He starts to walk away.  "Good luck on your reign sir."
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Re: You are a Lord
« Reply #491 on: July 11, 2011, 10:56:34 am »
((What rank is the lord, anyway?))
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Re: You are a Lord
« Reply #492 on: July 11, 2011, 11:53:32 am »
((Your a king))
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Aahhh I can't find the fish cakes in the bunny level, they keep getting enraged and I don't have any holy hand grenades
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Re: You are a Lord
« Reply #493 on: July 11, 2011, 01:57:48 pm »
Quote from: RabidAnubis on July 11, 2011, 11:53:32 am
((Your a king))

No he is'nt. The lord is just the lord of some province of some kingdom no one knows about. I think we asked the help of the king against the Ice Horde.
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Re: You are a Lord
« Reply #494 on: July 11, 2011, 02:02:12 pm »
((He's enough of a lord to need a court of advisors, so let's say he's on a county level (indeed, a Count).  That way sub-Baronies might be viable.))
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