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Deadmeat1471

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Re: You are a Lord
« Reply #15 on: July 06, 2011, 11:36:44 am »
I propose myself for Advisor, if appointed my first proposal will be to build a statue in the kings honor. To establish his rule and make a physical presence of his person upon the common man.
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Re: You are a Lord
« Reply #16 on: July 06, 2011, 11:38:38 am »
I propose myself humbly for the military advisor, my lord. i shall rain arrows upon our enemies, swear to defend yourself and your country with an army worthy of being called fearless, and shall never challenge you in any of your decisions.
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“Well,” he said. “We’re in the Forgotten hunting grounds I take it. Your screams just woke them up early. Congratulations, Lyara.”
“Do something!” she whispered, trying to keep her sight on all of them at once.
Basileus clapped his hands once. The Forgotten took a step forward, attracted by the sound.
“There, I did something. I clapped. I like clapping,” he said. -The Investigator And The Case Of The Missing Brain.

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Re: You are a Lord
« Reply #17 on: July 06, 2011, 11:39:43 am »
No advisor would dare challenge our lord in any case, Advisor Shadenight.
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Fate/Stay Night: OOC thread - Serious talk about the canon characters' bisexuality, gravity rape, Noble Phantasm balance, Tiruin's character level of dumbness versus naivete, how sick and tainted my mind is, linguistics and much more.

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Re: You are a Lord
« Reply #18 on: July 06, 2011, 11:41:14 am »
Quote from: Dwarmin on July 06, 2011, 11:32:04 am

What say you Jester Hitty40? If you can amuse the royal court, you will be spared the executioners blade.

Aye, so be the pain of death upon me with no amuse?And you wish for ME to jest? Bah! Thou shalt see soon enough who be the one to jest.

And so, does thou Lord not know of the royal fencer on behalf of the crown? You be a fool to stop thy where thee is standing with just the single swing of thou axe!

OOC: I don't know my English went, but if you don't understand what I am saying...

Yes, so death is my punishment for not amusing you? And you wish for ME to jest? Bah! We shall see soon enough who will jesting.

And so, does the Lord not know of the royal fencer for the crown? You would be a fool to attempt to kill me where I am standing with just a swing of the axe!
« Last Edit: July 06, 2011, 11:44:42 am by hitty40 »
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Re: You are a Lord
« Reply #19 on: July 06, 2011, 11:41:20 am »
My Lord, sorry for being slightly late, but a flock of geese chased me.
I also suggest fellow Advisor Kilakan.
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Re: You are a Lord
« Reply #20 on: July 06, 2011, 11:41:49 am »
I'd be most honoured if you'd consider me for a position in the interior ministry M'lord.
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Re: You are a Lord
« Reply #21 on: July 06, 2011, 11:42:47 am »
i know advisor talarion, but to swear it is different than to just imply it. Don't you think?
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“Well,” he said. “We’re in the Forgotten hunting grounds I take it. Your screams just woke them up early. Congratulations, Lyara.”
“Do something!” she whispered, trying to keep her sight on all of them at once.
Basileus clapped his hands once. The Forgotten took a step forward, attracted by the sound.
“There, I did something. I clapped. I like clapping,” he said. -The Investigator And The Case Of The Missing Brain.

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Re: You are a Lord
« Reply #22 on: July 06, 2011, 11:43:53 am »
Sorry, my lord, I am also late - a storm damaged my ship. I'm here to serve you, or to die trying.

I also think that last remark of the jester was not amusing at all, and I think giving him to the dogs will be a good example.
« Last Edit: July 08, 2011, 08:35:22 pm by Shootandrun »
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« Reply #23 on: July 06, 2011, 11:44:45 am »
I suggest we crucify him as a punishment. No nails this time though.
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Re: You are a Lord
« Reply #24 on: July 06, 2011, 11:45:09 am »
Quote from: Shootandrun on July 06, 2011, 11:43:53 am
Sorry, my lord, I am also late - a storm damaged my ship.

I also think that last remark of the jester was not amusing at all, and I think giving him to the dogs will be a good example.

Killing him is too easy a release. Merely take an arm or leg.
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Talarion

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Re: You are a Lord
« Reply #25 on: July 06, 2011, 11:45:25 am »
My Lord, the jester does not seem very amusing. In fact I think he Is mocking you! We should lock him in a cage on the top of our tallest tower, revealed to the elements and foul carrion birds. And only when he is on the verge of death shall we help him back... Only to put him back there, in a never ending cycle of torture.
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Quote from: Caellath on June 02, 2012, 11:35:55 am
Fate/Stay Night: OOC thread - Serious talk about the canon characters' bisexuality, gravity rape, Noble Phantasm balance, Tiruin's character level of dumbness versus naivete, how sick and tainted my mind is, linguistics and much more.

What more do you need?

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Re: You are a Lord
« Reply #26 on: July 06, 2011, 11:46:30 am »
Quote from: Talarion on July 06, 2011, 11:45:25 am
My Lord, the jester does not seem very amusing. In fact I think he Is mocking you! We should lock him in a cage on the top of our tallest tower, revealed to the elements and foul carrion birds. And only when he is on the verge of death shall we help him back... Only to put him back there, in a never ending cycle of torture.

Agree with this.
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Re: You are a Lord
« Reply #27 on: July 06, 2011, 11:46:52 am »
Quote from: Deadmeat1471 on July 06, 2011, 11:46:30 am
Quote from: Talarion on July 06, 2011, 11:45:25 am
My Lord, the jester does not seem very amusing. In fact I think he Is mocking you! We should lock him in a cage on the top of our tallest tower, revealed to the elements and foul carrion birds. And only when he is on the verge of death shall we help him back... Only to put him back there, in a never ending cycle of torture.

Agree with this.

*Deadmeat and talarion disappear, only to find a lot blood around the corner.*
« Last Edit: July 06, 2011, 11:50:22 am by hitty40 »
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Re: You are a Lord
« Reply #28 on: July 06, 2011, 11:47:08 am »
Oho! I like Advisor Talarion's idea. WE SHOULD DO IT. With more fire involved.
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« Reply #29 on: July 06, 2011, 11:47:35 am »
Ah, what a delightful jest, if I may say so, my lord. Ho ho ho indeed.

I would be honoured if you chose me to represent you in foreign lands, my lord. Surely you've heard of my skills as a diplomat and pact-maker? I humbly leave my suggestion at your feet, lord.
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