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Re: You are a Lord
« Reply #300 on: July 08, 2011, 02:53:58 am »

(( I will use Ochita's display to sneak into the tower, and knock the Great Mage out. Then I will drag him back to the castle with Ochita's help that good?"
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Re: You are a Lord
« Reply #301 on: July 08, 2011, 03:02:32 am »

A beggar sits outside Talarion's house. As passersby go past, he keeps asking them for change.

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Re: You are a Lord
« Reply #302 on: July 08, 2011, 03:04:43 am »

(( It's an A, not an E. Look at my username and spell it, Dserkar :I ))

Oh, Edit: The passerby's turn their heads away and hurry on. This is the high-class district; The people walking here are all high-class people, and avoid the begger.
« Last Edit: July 08, 2011, 03:06:22 am by Talarion »
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Fate/Stay Night: OOC thread - Serious talk about the canon characters' bisexuality, gravity rape, Noble Phantasm balance, Tiruin's character level of dumbness versus naivete, how sick and tainted my mind is, linguistics and much more.

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Re: You are a Lord
« Reply #303 on: July 08, 2011, 03:12:23 am »

((fixed))

The people do turn their heads up, and they don't notice when the singular beggar becomes two... Three... Four.

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Re: You are a Lord
« Reply #304 on: July 08, 2011, 05:35:50 am »

((darn, my english lost itself again, i'm not suggesting to raise the dragons to the necromancer! i'm suggesting to raising the dead Soldiers! i am bringing to the king everything of the dragons, be it meat, bones or the like))
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“Do something!” she whispered, trying to keep her sight on all of them at once.
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“There, I did something. I clapped. I like clapping,” he said. -The Investigator And The Case Of The Missing Brain.

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Re: You are a Lord
« Reply #305 on: July 08, 2011, 12:46:55 pm »

((By the way, who does the updates? The GM or the lord?))
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« Reply #306 on: July 08, 2011, 12:48:03 pm »

((Both, I think...))
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« Reply #307 on: July 08, 2011, 12:49:25 pm »

((the lord makes the updates the gm just keeps the rules))
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Re: You are a Lord
« Reply #308 on: July 08, 2011, 01:48:58 pm »

Province of Windheath
Date: Early July, Year 1011
(OOC: Assume that turns might pass only a half or a quarter month if people are doing stuff. Funds will still be calculated on the next month)

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Both the Thief Guild  and the Advisor Talarion both prepare their defenses for the kings wager...

While two Guilds of adventurers bicker over whose the best, the Lord silences them.

"Gentlemen! No need to fight. Each of you should bring your greatest champion, and have them duel for my entertainment. The winner of this bout will be declared head of Adventuring in the Kingdom, and be given total control of the other one. Sounds fun, right?

((Describe who you send to the duel, if you agree to it. Winner is the more creative one :3 ))

Advisor Shadenight returns victorious, with carts of Dragon Bones and Pelts. The Lord almost forget about the casualties when he sees them.

"Quite-mount the largest skull in the Hall, and bring me their hearts to feast on. I've heard Dragon hearts increase virility...oh, I think I can finally trust you at the head of of our army, Advisor Shadenight. We should have a nice, quiet time to rebuild any lost forces.

(Shadenight +3 Favor)

Then news comes in of a massive horde of Ice Monsters gathering off the shores of Windhearth intent on pillage, and the bandits have begun to raid again. Oh dear.

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At the Black Tower, Master Spy Hikari follows Advisor Ochita arrive to the Great Wizards home, and gain entrance beside each other.

Ochita goes first, and demonstrates a few of his prepared spells...

(Effect:4, pass) For his first trick, he succesfully transmutes a rat into a cat, and the Wizard seems interested.

"I see you've been practicing. Continue."

(Effect:3, pass) Next, Ochita displays an advanced shield spell using fire and ice. It's difficult to juggle three types of energy at once, and he's only moderately successful.

"Impressive. But you need to know your limitations..."

(Effect:1, fail) Ochitas next trick is to summon illusions, but Blastomro is used to MUCH better. They don't even come out in color, and fade in and out.

"...I've seen better Illusion magic on a first year school graduate with a lightning bolt on his forehead..."

(Effect:3, pass) Ochita's final trick is summon up some spirits-he's successful, but the ghosts are old and boring, and won't stop talking about something called "reagannomics".

"Your summoning could use work..."

The Wizard thinks long and hard... (Effect:2+3-1=4)   
"I always like a challenge. Your hired! "

((Choose four magic schools that Blastomro teaches you in before you return to the court))

Then he turns to Hikari. (Effect:2)
"Show me your magic, potential apprentice! "

Hikari derps. He's no magician. Why did he come in this way, where he was sure to be captured? Maybe this was a bad idea...he's thinking he should probably try to escape, when he drops to floor with a plop, in a new small furry body, with a long pink tail and whiskers. He's been transformed into a rat by Blastomros magic.

The Wizard chuckles and place him in an iron cage. Squeak!?

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Meanwhile...Religious Advisor Ochita hears word from from the priests... (Effect: 1+1=2). Bad news-the Papal Court is demanding more 'time' to reach a decision on Church sponsored Necromancy, by which they mean, more payoffs. To the tune of a 2000 gold!

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Shootandrun hatches a daring escape plan (Effect:6, lol overshot). In a amazing display of leadership and planning, he turns the angry soldiers back to his side, and gives the signal. The Gnolls apparently were not expecting a prisoner escape, and the captured sailors overrun the Gnoll Guards, steal their weapons and take off in the captured Balenars-he moved fast enough that he still had enough men to capture the second ship as well. His men set fire to many Gnoll ships, and take off under the cover of night, none the wiser. Needless to say, the Gnolls wake up very angry, and with less soup than they would have liked...they sent runners to all their villages....

Shootandrun and his men arrive back in the the port city a few days later, a little worse for wear. And very angry.

Ice Gnoll Clan Meeting
Date: Mid-July, Year 1011

The Ice Gnoll Chiefs and their allies had discussed the matter for a week, and they agreed. It was time to marshall the battle fleet and lay waste to the Province of Windheath. Even better, the Mindflayer Viking Beserkers had agreed to join in the fun. And the Polar Krakens. And the Walrusmen Pirates. And the...


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Advisor Shadenight is currently being considered for Military Leader, and has offered tale of his military prowess, particularly relating to non-honorable combat, and demonstrated skill at diplomacy. The Lord was leaning toward his appointment..or was, until the debacle with the bandits. (0 Support)
Advisor Furtuka is currently being considered for Military Leader, and has retaken the rebelling town with minimal death and damage to the locals. (+1 Support)

Advisor Digital Hellhound is being considered for Head Diplomat, and his hardline toward the Lords divine right has earned him a small amount of favor. The arrival of a diplomat prompted the Lord to promote Digital Hellhound to the position. (+1 Support)

Cartographer Kinsen and Fallen Angel Asgard are being considered for a suicide mission to the lands of the Man Eating Polar Trolls, and have not disagreed. They will depart soon, NEVER TO RETURN. They never returned.

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« Reply #309 on: July 08, 2011, 01:54:30 pm »

This extortion. Another 500 gold is the limit. Or we let the gnolls and such feast upon them.
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« Reply #310 on: July 08, 2011, 02:07:57 pm »

This extortion. Another 500 gold is the limit. Or we let the gnolls and such feast upon them.

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We'll agree to a thousand gold.

Kiss the royal pinky ring
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        Insincerely, the Ogre Pope
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« Reply #311 on: July 08, 2011, 02:09:39 pm »

Okay, Send the gold. They pull this shit again though and they'll regret it.
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« Reply #312 on: July 08, 2011, 02:16:24 pm »

These reports of barbarian armies worry me, my lord. With your permission, I will travel to the King's court in Sahul and ask for aid. It is the King's divine duty to protect his vassals. He cannot refuse a call for war without a serious loss of face.
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« Reply #313 on: July 08, 2011, 02:20:12 pm »

"As much as I dislike to ask for the Kings...'help'..., your right Advisor Hellhound. I'm putting you in charge of envoy duties the Kings men and our own. Make sure he doesn't trample our province worse than the Gnolls would."

The Lord seems very displeased to have to hear this news. (-2 favor to everyone)
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« Reply #314 on: July 08, 2011, 02:23:48 pm »

((Double fail, then overshot? Yay!))
The entrance to the port was victorious and the villagers and soldiers were glad to retrieve their families, but the advisor was really serious. He organized a meeting with the mayor and gave him the following orders:

  • The captain Whittaker must be hanged for the following crimes : Deserting a battle, High treason against the lord and his advisors, mutiny against a naval officer.
  • Reform the fleet, train the men to stay in formation during battle.
  • Send the following letter to the king:

    "My lord. I, Shootandrun, am pleased to announce that our first raid against the gnolls was a total success. Although my fleet fled from the battlefield, a captain betrayed me and my loyal men, gnolls captured two baleners of the crown and I was taken to their village (to be eaten alive), I managed to take back our ships and set their fleet on fire without loosing a single soldier, bringing all of them home. However, reports tell me that they asked help from their allies to send a massive attack against our coasts. I have a plan to counter them on sea, but I am not proud enough to lie to you and tell you I am a good officer for land battles. I need support from the military and, if possible, an officer to guide the troops on land."

((aka send me shadenight123, with soldiers.))
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