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Author Topic: PrideUnited! A platinum war hammer!  (Read 38838 times)

Casp

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Re: PrideUnited! A platinum war hammer!
« Reply #120 on: July 10, 2011, 11:38:24 am »

every artifact except PrideUnited. It is being kept next to a statue of Doren striking down a human swordsman in her last battle. It is an artifact.

Behind a glass wall, in case of emergency?

In case of goblins, break glass and kick ass.
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Re: PrideUnited! A platinum war hammer!
« Reply #121 on: July 10, 2011, 11:41:31 am »

I'm sorry, but Noah and his insane savescumming and lying ways has ruined this for me.

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Re: PrideUnited! A platinum war hammer!
« Reply #122 on: July 10, 2011, 11:45:30 am »

Wha...? Nobody can take a joke. The savescum was part of the joke. The siege happened though. That comment about sending her out with her baton of peace? that happened. Some gory shit happened there. Either way, there was no savescum, and there was no lie. Just a joke.
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Re: PrideUnited! A platinum war hammer!
« Reply #123 on: July 10, 2011, 12:09:08 pm »

Ill take your prideunited and raise you a Saintpriest.



Just got it two years ago, gave it to my militia commander, and he's been kicking ass, never been touched... when he decides to go fight...

I think its symbolic: The dwarf getting struck down is my first death in this fort, to a lucky goblin thief. He is the saint. My militia commander? Well he is the priest bringing down divine retribution on the goblins for that act of martyrdom.
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Re: PrideUnited! A platinum war hammer!
« Reply #124 on: July 10, 2011, 12:12:28 pm »

*later that day, the maker of Saintpriest was found in a dumpster in rural kuntucky. The persons body was marred with hammer blows.
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Re: PrideUnited! A platinum war hammer!
« Reply #125 on: July 10, 2011, 12:13:10 pm »

Platinum Warhammer > Silver Warhammer.   

Though, I wonder how well a Lead Warhammer would do..
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Re: PrideUnited! A platinum war hammer!
« Reply #126 on: July 10, 2011, 01:05:47 pm »

Though, I wonder how well a Lead Warhammer would do..
Exactly the same as silver.
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Re: PrideUnited! A platinum war hammer!
« Reply #127 on: July 10, 2011, 01:21:53 pm »

Really? I thought lead was extremely heavy.. says so in the wiki at least.  Oh well.
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Re: PrideUnited! A platinum war hammer!
« Reply #128 on: July 10, 2011, 02:15:25 pm »

I'm sorry, but Noah and his insane savescumming and lying ways has ruined this for me.

Yeah... nothing ruins a good story like lying about it.
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Re: PrideUnited! A platinum war hammer!
« Reply #129 on: July 10, 2011, 02:15:45 pm »

Really? I thought lead was extremely heavy.. says so in the wiki at least.  Oh well.

Lead is marginally heavier than Silver. Gold is heavier than both. Platinum is *the* heaviest metal in Dwarf Fortress.
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Re: PrideUnited! A platinum war hammer!
« Reply #130 on: July 11, 2011, 03:42:24 am »

Platinum only loses to slade.
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Re: PrideUnited! A platinum war hammer!
« Reply #131 on: July 11, 2011, 09:42:48 am »

I'm actually starting to get a bit weary of the forum's worship of platinum as being a little cheaty, since platinum really is a bit too soft to be useful as a hammer, though Iridium on the other hand is slightly denser and much harder, particularly when alloyed with platinum.
However, i also read on wikipedia that "The amount of energy delivered to the target by the hammer-blow is equivalent to one half the mass of the head times the square of the head's speed at the time of impact (E={mv^2 \over 2}). While the energy delivered to the target increases linearly with mass, it increases geometrically with the speed ."
So a heavier denser hammer really isn't as lethal as a lighter one with a longer handle and a stronger harder head.
In reality a steel pick would be much dwarfier and more lethal.
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Re: PrideUnited! A platinum war hammer!
« Reply #132 on: July 11, 2011, 09:55:35 am »

In reality you can also simply add MORE metal if your hammer isn't heavy enough. You can use a platinum hammer, but you can also use a steel one of the same weight, which still would be harder.

I'd wish a hammer had a "fixed weight" so the best material would still be good, hard steel - not glittery platinum. Though bashing someone with valuable metals sounds nice.
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Re: PrideUnited! A platinum war hammer!
« Reply #133 on: July 14, 2011, 09:49:01 pm »

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Re: PrideUnited! A platinum war hammer!
« Reply #134 on: July 14, 2011, 09:51:31 pm »

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