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[MarcAFK]

They just can't get enough of that warhammer

[noah22223]

Oh god.
Oh fucking god.
Elves. 3 squads of bowmen.
Goblins. 3 squads of crossbowmen.
humans. Three squads of swordsmen.
OH FUCKING GOD WHAT DO I DO?

[ThatAussieGuy]

Send out the Lady with her baton of peace, of course. The rest of her squad can pull up some chairs and beers and takes odds on how long "negotiations" last.

[The Button]

take it like a dorf

[noah22223]

They jumped in through my fucking experimental underground-aboveground farm. They have killed everyone except Doren, who has been sleeping in her room I had forbidden when I noticed they were inside.

[ThatAussieGuy]

Deploy your suicide megaproject (or magma) and rebuild with your one true dwarf and her hammer.

[The Button]

do not let the hammer fall into the wrong hands!

[Casp]

Send her to die in a blaze of glory.

Have Girlinhat write a massive fanfic about it.

Have Fencer draw a massive picture of it.

[noah22223]

Send her to die in a blaze of glory.

Have Girlinhat write a massive fanfic about it.

Have Fencer draw a massive picture of it.

Okay then.
FAKEDITMAKEWHILEPOSTING: She killed the swordsmen. She killed the crossbowmen. And she killed most of the bowmen, when the last one impaled her head with a pine arrow. Doren is dead. Reclaim coming as soon as above conditions are met. >:-)

[ThatAussieGuy]

Okay then.
FAKEDITMAKEWHILEPOSTING: She killed the swordsmen. She killed the crossbowmen. And she killed most of the bowmen, when the last one impaled her head with a pine arrow. Doren is dead. Reclaim coming as soon as above conditions are met. >:-)

It's how it should be. 

[Casp]

There's only one thing to say right now:

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O Captain! my Captain! our fearful trip is done;
The ship has weathered every rack, the prize we sought is won;
The port is near, the bells I hear, the people all exulting,
While follow eyes the steady keel, the vessel grim and daring:
But O heart! heart! heart!
O the bleeding drops of red,
Where on the deck my Captain lies,
Fallen cold and dead.

O Captain! my Captain! rise up and hear the bells;
Rise up—for you the flag is flung—for you the bugle trills;
For you bouquets and ribboned wreaths—for you the shores a-crowding;
For you they call, the swaying mass, their eager faces turning;
Here Captain! dear father!
This arm beneath your head;
It is some dream that on the deck,
You’ve fallen cold and dead.

My Captain does not answer, his lips are pale and still;
My father does not feel my arm, he has no pulse nor will;
The ship is anchored safe and sound, its voyage closed and done;
From fearful trip, the victor ship, comes in with object won;
Exult, O shores, and ring, O bells!
But I, with mournful tread,
Walk the deck my Captain lies,
Fallen cold and dead.

-Walt Whitman

[Yoink]

The Divine Dwarfy Dudes in the Sky are raising their tankards in Doren's honour right now.

[Number4]

Bullshit. He killed an awesome dwarf, armed with platinum and armored in steel, with a fucking PINE ARROW, I'd say invite him into your fort and treat him with the proper respect he deserves.

[ThatAussieGuy]

Bullshit. He killed an awesome dwarf, armed with platinum and armored in steel, with a fucking PINE ARROW, I'd say invite him into your fort and treat him with the proper respect he deserves.

offer him the guest quarters with running cold water and hot magma?

[Crustypeanut]

Was the elf's name Legolas by chance? I mean.. he shot her through her helmet, so it had to have been through the visor or eyehole.  Thats some skill.. return the favor by reclaiming and then the new wielder of this godly hammer beating him to a pulp. 

I also vote butchering his body and making a totem from his skull and placing it in the dining hall.