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[Naz]

Sweet 180 proof ARMOK! That hammer just DRIPS badass.

[Quietust]

What's the value of that weapon?

[i874236951]

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This is a platinum warhammer. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. it menaces with spikes of platinum.
there is an image of the goblin Utes Gozrusrozsnus and dwarves in elf bone. The goblin is making a plaintive gesture. the dwarves are striking a menacing pose.
this image relates to the slaying of Utes Gozrusrozsnus by the dwarves of Imushushen in 51. There is an image of a fungiwood in goblin bone.
 There is an image of an elf and a dwarf in elf bone. the dwarf is striking down the elf. It is menaces with spikes of faint yellow diamond.


Nuts.  Are you sure the image in goblin bone wasn't of your 500+ kill militia commander striking down the goblin war-leader with an Armok-bone 2H sword of +5 flaming in the final instant of Ragnarok?

[noah22223]

Nuts.  Are you sure the image in goblin bone wasn't of your 500+ kill militia commander striking down the goblin war-leader with an Armok-bone 2H sword of +5 flaming in the final instant of Ragnarok?

No, just a fungiwood.

What's the value of that weapon?

97,000 Dorfbucks.

[Casp]

Tell us more tales of your commander's exploits with this weapon.

GENTLEMAN, I SMELL A MEME!

[noah22223]

Lets see; A goblin siege arrived a few minutes ago. I forgot to restock his squad after the last one, and he was out there alone. The result was blood, guts, and goblin baseball. And more then one head was caved in via a smashing blow that must have cracked the helmet in half. And about 9 minutes ago, a titan comes along. A giant brown feathered tick with deadly blood. Impressed with his earlier performance, I sent him out to fight it along with a couple meatshields allies. They fell instantly. He went on to break every bone in the things goddamn body, before smashing its head open like a ripe melon, Hammerer style.

[Casp]

What's his name?

We need to wiki this guy. Nao.

[Keltiknight]

Yes, it must be memorialized properly.

[Askot Bokbondeler]

i would advise you to rinse him clean to get rid of the beast's deadly blood

[Oliolli]

What's... What's happening to me??? I had a thought, 'Magma may not be the best solution here...'

AAAUAUAUUAGHHHH!!!

[Girlinhat]

Magma is not always the best solution, it's just the highest temperature solution.  There are, in fact, many dwarven solutions, and raw military might is one of them.  Violence is the answer.

[Oliolli]

So as long as there is pain, it is a viable solution?

[Number4]

Magma is not always the best solution, it's just the highest temperature solution.  There are, in fact, many dwarven solutions, and raw military might is one of them.  Violence is the answer.

I also like solutions like natrium chloride in dihydrogenoxide...

[Girlinhat]

...salt water?  How is that... no, wait, I think I see it.

[Number4]

Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

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A big chamber where thirsty nobles get imprisoned with a steady waterfall of salt water?