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[noah22223]

Is platinum good for hammers? because I got a platinum axe awhile back and it was terrible.

[Number4]

THE BEST. And I mean it. Weight counts for hammers, platinum is the heaviest. For edged weapons platinum isn't good, but for hammers and maces it's THE weapon material. Lucky boy.

[noah22223]

Welp. Time to throw it into the hand of my forts leader/general, watch as he, his adamantine armor, and his artifact platinum war hammer destroys everything. Oh, and he has been trained extensivly as a hammerdorf as he used to be a crossbowman.

[Girlinhat]

Heaviest material next to slade, yes.  Makes fantastic hammers.  See if you can't get a platinum shield as well (look for any migrants who like shields, and then let them become armorsmiths).  Shield bashing is a blunt attack, so heavier is better.

I got an artifact silver mace one time.  That thing ripped through enemies.  Two hits, broken arm and broken ribs, on the ground unconscious, next shot bashes the skull.  Glorious.

[Number4]

And platinum is around 2 times as heavy as silver IIRC.

But don't be overconfident, every weapon is only as good as the soldier using it and the soldier using it is only as good as his armor and shield. Give him full masterwork, train him and then watch the carnage!

[noah22223]

Holy crap I just tested it against 3 newly-gotten gobbo captives, its like a goddamn LAWNMOWER.

[Satarus]

A fine artifact my friend.  Congrats on such a wonderful weapon.  Now smite your foes in true dwarven fashion.

[Wurgel]

next stage would be the field-test: how far can you captain BASH the gobos away with it.

the good ol platinum warhammer... I just wish i could get an artefact platinum Whip

[Naz]

First off: Nice...
Secondly post the whole description of it. A sweetass beatin' stick with a name that hardcore is probably decorated with some nice stuff.

[noah22223]

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This is a platinum warhammer. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. it menaces with spikes of platinum.
there is an image of the goblin Utes Gozrusrozsnus and dwarves in elf bone. The goblin is making a plaintive gesture. the dwarves are striking a menacing pose.
this image relates to the slaying of Utes Gozrusrozsnus by the dwarves of Imushusen in 51. There is an image of a fungiwood in goblin bone.
 There is an image of an elf and a dwarf in elf bone. the dwarf is striking down the elf. It is menaces with spikes of faint yellow diamond.


[Oliolli]

Elf-bone, goblin-bone, elves getting killed, goblins getting killed, spikes... A FUNGIWOOD!!!

Awesome

[GaxkangtheUnbound]

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This is a platinum warhammer. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. it menaces with spikes of platinum.
there is an image of the goblin Utes Gozrusrozsnus and dwarves in elf bone. The goblin is making a plaintive gesture. the dwarves are striking a menacing pose.
this image relates to the slaying of Utes Gozrusrozsnus by the dwarves of Imushushen in 51. There is an image of a fungiwood in goblin bone.
 There is an image of an elf and a dwarf in elf bone. the dwarf is striking down the elf. It is menaces with spikes of faint yellow diamond.


That thing has to be the most dwarfy weapon ever.

[Number4]

A spike of diamond, for when platinum isn't hard enough. Brilliant!

[kellen]

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This is a platinum warhammer. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. it menaces with spikes of platinum.
there is an image of the goblin Utes Gozrusrozsnus and dwarves in elf bone. The goblin is making a plaintive gesture. the dwarves are striking a menacing pose.
this image relates to the slaying of Utes Gozrusrozsnus by the dwarves of Imushushen in 51. There is an image of a fungiwood in goblin bone.
 There is an image of an elf and a dwarf in elf bone. the dwarf is striking down the elf. It is menaces with spikes of faint yellow diamond.


That thing has to be the most dwarfy weapon ever.

Actually, the most dwarfy weapon ever would be a magma battle axe with menacing spikes of magma. On it an image of flowing magma in magma. The magma is flowing on Urist McMiner in 38. There is an image of elf in magma, in magma. The elf is excepting his lot in life.

[Poindexterity]

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This is a platinum warhammer. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. it menaces with spikes of platinum.
there is an image of the goblin Utes Gozrusrozsnus and dwarves in elf bone. The goblin is making a plaintive gesture. the dwarves are striking a menacing pose.
this image relates to the slaying of Utes Gozrusrozsnus by the dwarves of Imushushen in 51. There is an image of a fungiwood in goblin bone.
 There is an image of an elf and a dwarf in elf bone. the dwarf is striking down the elf. It is menaces with spikes of faint yellow diamond.


That thing has to be the most dwarfy weapon ever.

NO SHIT DUDE!