Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

[Oliolli]

I also vote butchering his body and making a totem from his skull and placing it in the dining hall.

Dining hall?

DINING HALL? ? ?

It must go into Doren's grave!

And she definitely deserves a wiki article, what with wielding a platinum warhammer, being the last survivor of a siege, then nearly killing the entire siege only to stop at a headshot.

[noah22223]

Oh, hi guys, I saveescummed. Why? because, in reality, the scenasrio where Doren died was really a dream! ...And i didn't want Armok's daughter to die so early.

[ThatAussieGuy]

Send her out to face the armies of the world again.  If it truly was a lucky shot, then she should turn everyone into kibble this time.

[noah22223]

Oh, yup, sieges arrived. but now its an elven swordsmen squad, a gobbo axe squad, and a human maceman squad.
EDIT: there dead.
DO NOT MIND THAT DOREN ROSE FROM THE GRAVE. THAT ARROW IN HER HEAD IS AN OPTICAL ILLUSION DURHUR.

[ThatAussieGuy]

Oh, yup, sieges arrived. but now its an elven swordsmen squad, a gobbo axe squad, and a human maceman squad.
EDIT: there dead.
DO NOT MIND THAT DOREN ROSE FROM THE GRAVE. THAT ARROW IN HER HEAD IS AN OPTICAL ILLUSION DURHUR.

Doren's brand of diplomacy strikes a cord with, and a fatal blow to, all she meets.  She just had to stop to tell Death to piss off because she was busy.

[Casp]

Death is lying somewhere in hell weeping, with all of it's arms and legs broken by hammer blows.

Dunno how it happened.

[noah22223]

Deleted savescum. It killed the rougelike feel. Reclaimed fort. Doren is now buried in the dwarfiest tomb ever. Gold statues, every artifact except PrideUnited. It is being kept next to a statue of Doren striking down a human swordsman in her last battle. It is an artifact. Oh, did I mention that Doren killed 3 sylvan diplomats who kept "blah blah blah trees youve been warned blah"? Yeah, they talked to her, as she was our mayor AND baron. Her mandates were dooable, and FOOLED YOU, Doren didn't die. infact, it was just a little joke. That bowman who supposedly 'killed' her? He got a platinum hammer to the head. Doren was the sole survivor of Dikehelped, otherwise known as Imushusen.

[Number4]

More like dykehelped.

[noah22223]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[Askot Bokbondeler]

i will remark that many people have been banned for homophobic and bigoted remarks latelly. be careful where you step

[The Button]

. . . . .so is she dead for real this time?

[noah22223]

Whatnow? no, she surived. I was pulling an elaborate prank with the death thing.

[Casp]

So did you reclaim, or is there a tomb...?

I have utterly lost sight of what's real. Inception shit going down here.

[noah22223]

Doren is alive, she baddassed 3 sieges and is one of the few survivors.

[Askot Bokbondeler]

how do you keep her fed and drunk?