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Author Topic: PrideUnited! A platinum war hammer!  (Read 38812 times)

Casp

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Re: PrideUnited! A platinum war hammer!
« Reply #30 on: July 07, 2011, 02:52:54 pm »
Woah woah woah gents.


The thread's original topic was too cool to be derailed by someone mentioning the word 'magma'.
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Quote from: Karnewarrior on August 02, 2012, 06:46:34 pm
WHERE DO YOU EVEN GET ENOUGH BABY FOR A PICKAXE? THERE ISN'T ENOUGH BABY.

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Re: PrideUnited! A platinum war hammer!
« Reply #31 on: July 07, 2011, 03:34:40 pm »
Quote from: GaxkangtheUnbound on July 06, 2011, 08:31:30 pm
That thing has to be the most dwarfy weapon ever.

Seconded.

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This thing was made for putting down the serious hurt.  (You can't see the other images because, uh, they are on the other side?  Sure, not because I am at work and only have a cheap ballpoint pen and basic paint program to work with....)
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Quote from: Starhero on February 11, 2012, 10:31:23 am
I don't understand, though that is about right with anything DF related.
Quote from: Kestrel on April 23, 2011, 08:12:44 pm
I just hope he dies the same death that all dwarfs deserve: liver disease.
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Re: PrideUnited! A platinum war hammer!
« Reply #32 on: July 07, 2011, 04:04:34 pm »
Quote from: Casp on July 07, 2011, 02:52:54 pm
The thread's original topic was too cool to be derailed by someone mentioning the word 'magma'.
No, magma re-rails stuff.
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Re: PrideUnited! A platinum war hammer!
« Reply #33 on: July 07, 2011, 05:29:17 pm »
Don't worry about the guy wielding the hammer getting killed. As long as the hammer isn't taken by thieves you can retrieve it and give it to someone else later. And I doubt that a thief will kill the guy with that hammer!
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Re: PrideUnited! A platinum war hammer!
« Reply #34 on: July 07, 2011, 05:54:55 pm »
Quote from: Supernerd on July 07, 2011, 05:29:17 pm
Don't worry about the guy wielding the hammer getting killed. As long as the hammer isn't taken by thieves you can retrieve it and give it to someone else later. And I doubt that a thief will kill the guy with that hammer!
More unlikely things have happened by a long shot.
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Re: PrideUnited! A platinum war hammer!
« Reply #35 on: July 07, 2011, 06:50:19 pm »
His short name is Doren Syrupsprinkle. His full name is Doren Syrupsprinkle the Carnal Quakes. unsuprisingly, he loves syrup.
EDIT: It appears its a her!
« Last Edit: July 08, 2011, 06:00:59 pm by noah22223 »
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Re: PrideUnited! A platinum war hammer!
« Reply #36 on: July 08, 2011, 12:05:45 am »
WHAT.

SYRUPSPRINKLE?

CARNAL QUAKES?

Not only is he going around bitchslapping forgotten beasts with his massive platinum compensator, he's named like a fucking pornstar as well. Probably he's killing a dragon right now , while munching on a dwarven syrup roast, drinking some sunshine from his glass vial and boning a dwarfette. While standing around 20 inches away from her.
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Re: PrideUnited! A platinum war hammer!
« Reply #37 on: July 08, 2011, 12:09:45 am »
We need the physical description of this fellow, stat!
Especially the description of his 'stache
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Re: PrideUnited! A platinum war hammer!
« Reply #38 on: July 08, 2011, 01:04:30 am »
Dayum, this has got to be the most epic thing I have ever seen.
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Re: PrideUnited! A platinum war hammer!
« Reply #39 on: July 08, 2011, 01:08:45 am »
CARNAL QUAKES!  Now part of a complete breakfast, with over 1,000% of your daily recommended... wait, it's not flakes?

Given my insane view on dwarves, I have a rather unique mental image of this individual.  When we get his physical stats (preferably a screenshot) expect to receive at least a whole paragraph description of this guy.
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Re: PrideUnited! A platinum war hammer!
« Reply #40 on: July 08, 2011, 01:37:48 am »
Awesome weapon, i've been meaning to start my next embark with 7 skilled weaponsmith's and some platinum to try and force a platinum warhammer, but reading this i would just feel like i cheated :P
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Quote from: NonconsensualSurgery on March 26, 2012, 09:11:55 pm
They're nearly as bad as badgers. Build a couple of anti-buzzard SAM sites marksdwarf towers and your fortress will look like Baghdad in 2003 from all the aerial bolt spam. You waste a lot of ammo and everything is covered in unslightly exploded buzzard bits and broken bolts.

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Re: PrideUnited! A platinum war hammer!
« Reply #41 on: July 08, 2011, 01:47:50 am »
If you really want to cheat, then keep scrapping embarks until you get a dwarf who likes maces.  They're almost assured to mood into one.  Granted, this would be cheating.  The best ones are the ones that occur naturally.
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Re: PrideUnited! A platinum war hammer!
« Reply #42 on: July 08, 2011, 05:33:43 am »
By the way, I hope the creator of that hammer is currently living in a royal bedroom which overshadows all your nobles rooms, combined.
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Re: PrideUnited! A platinum war hammer!
« Reply #43 on: July 08, 2011, 10:53:06 am »
This may be the single most dwarven creation I have ever seen. I can picture thousands of dwarves drooling over and/or worshipping it. The elf bone really helps complete the image.

And if you really want to cheat, mod in platinum war hammers.
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Re: PrideUnited! A platinum war hammer!
« Reply #44 on: July 08, 2011, 11:23:24 am »
Quote from: Lectorog on July 08, 2011, 10:53:06 am
This may be the single most dwarven creation I have ever seen. I can picture thousands of dwarves drooling over and/or worshipping it. The elf bone really helps complete the image.

And if you really want to cheat, mod in platinum war hammers.

Agreed.

Someone more Wiki Savvy than I - put this on the wiki.
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Quote from: Karnewarrior on August 02, 2012, 06:46:34 pm
WHERE DO YOU EVEN GET ENOUGH BABY FOR A PICKAXE? THERE ISN'T ENOUGH BABY.
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