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Author Topic: A "You son of an elf!" production: Ashes to Ashes (Succession fortress)  (Read 98357 times)

Varnifane

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Re: A "You son of an elf!" production: Flash Freeze (Succession fortress)
« Reply #735 on: October 23, 2011, 10:39:05 am »

I think the breaches were something wonky with my graphics pack.

Regarding the zombie baby cheese picture... Grabs a pitchfork

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQN7gd8M2uA
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kisame12794

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Re: A "You son of an elf!" production: Flash Freeze (Succession fortress)
« Reply #736 on: October 23, 2011, 10:48:04 am »

What? Zombies need calcium too you know.
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Re: A "You son of an elf!" production: Flash Freeze (Succession fortress)
« Reply #737 on: October 23, 2011, 11:40:59 am »

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Lol I was wondering when someone would exploit the Zombies only WEAKNESS haha :P
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Re: A "You son of an elf!" production: Flash Freeze (Succession fortress)
« Reply #738 on: October 23, 2011, 12:13:41 pm »

SEND IN THE COWS!
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Re: A "You son of an elf!" production: Flash Freeze (Succession fortress)
« Reply #739 on: October 23, 2011, 12:28:23 pm »

SEND IN THE COWS!

Fill them with sulfur, saltpetre, and charcoal first. Just add magma!
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Re: A "You son of an elf!" production: Flash Freeze (Succession fortress)
« Reply #740 on: October 23, 2011, 01:34:06 pm »

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Re: A "You son of an elf!" production: Flash Freeze (Succession fortress)
« Reply #741 on: October 23, 2011, 03:56:04 pm »

OH MAH GAWD.
I need to draw this.
INCOMING ARTTTTTT!
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Re: A "You son of an elf!" production: Flash Freeze (Succession fortress)
« Reply #742 on: October 23, 2011, 04:16:59 pm »

DUCK AND COVER!!!!!!!
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Re: A "You son of an elf!" production: Flash Freeze (Succession fortress)
« Reply #743 on: October 24, 2011, 11:11:41 am »

Started. I'm survaying the fort now.

Kopout's log 15th of Obsidian
Komra has abdicated, I can't say as I blame him. We are still being invaded by the Urks i have ordered the last of the ramps around inere edge of the dry moat removed to slow them down on the way up but I'm not as confident as I'd like to be. I have begun a magma pump that will bring the sweet red liquid to the surface and flood the world fill the moat so that we no longer have to worry aboput these counstent wars.

Kopout's log 20th of Obsidian
some of the fools removing flooring to make boom for the pump stack infistructure where killed. oh well. Azue Eramost, Iton Datangemu '300' Ablellesast and Sodel Geshudkon have all died in the name of progress!
some one remind me to give them a  memorial  or somthing.

Kopout's log 20th of Obsidian
Ilral Zonetar starved to death

Kopout's log 27th of Obsidian
we have begun churning out memorial slabs for the dead.

Kopout's log 5th Granite
Idiot! the mineres never removed the ramps as I ordered the urks came in through the hole and killed a wood cuted and a cat they also managed to kill roboboy the hamerdwarf.

Kopout's log 7th Granite
there was an ambushe by skelitle kobold swards men. Melbil Cattentashem tjhe bone doctor is curently runing for her life.

Kopout's log 14th Granite
This was a terible idea. Anytime anyone gose outside they die houribly I have the other survivers to wall us in. Fuck the surface we have all we need. 

Kopout's log 21th Granite
noone has put up the wall yet and '003 pol' has gone bizurk. cant say I blame her.
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« Last Edit: October 24, 2011, 12:26:46 pm by kopout »
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Re: A "You son of an elf!" production: Flash Freeze (Succession fortress)
« Reply #744 on: October 24, 2011, 01:51:28 pm »


This was a terible idea. Anytime anyone gose outside they die houribly I have the other survivers to wall us in. Fuck the surface we have all we need. 

I have lost more dwartfs now then I ever have in any fortres before

Welcome to Flash Freeze.

Also. For the love of Jim Finnigan, please read the explanation of the resurrection mod and start regenerating magnetite ore so we can build up a properly equipped military. That is if you haven't already. Also, cupcakes.
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Re: A "You son of an elf!" production: Flash Freeze (Succession fortress)
« Reply #745 on: October 24, 2011, 03:10:53 pm »

MAKE SURE YOU GIVE THE ZOMBIES CHEESE!
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Re: A "You son of an elf!" production: Flash Freeze (Succession fortress)
« Reply #746 on: October 24, 2011, 04:57:23 pm »

kopout's log 28th Granite
komra, my prediceser is now dead. he was shot and killed

kopout's log 6th Slate
There are only 40 of us now. riots run night and day and nobody has built the damned defensive wall! screw it i'm going to go do it my self.

kopout's log 8th Slate
we are now compleatly sealed off from the surface. I only hope that this can save the surviving 39 dwarfs from themselvs

'004' matbomrek's diary 15th Slate
The overseer 'kopout' was murdered today by Kosoth Zonozkak but what are you going to do, it's not like any one realy cres about anything anymore.

'000' Osodbomrek's diary 20th Slate turns out ol' 'kopout's wasn't so fool profe after all big suprize there. we have to wall off another section before we are trully cut off from the acursed zombie hell that is the surface
« Last Edit: October 24, 2011, 05:23:00 pm by kopout »
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Re: A "You son of an elf!" production: Flash Freeze (Succession fortress)
« Reply #747 on: October 24, 2011, 05:16:58 pm »

So are we dead?
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Re: A "You son of an elf!" production: Flash Freeze (Succession fortress)
« Reply #748 on: October 24, 2011, 05:20:23 pm »

Wow, then it's a good thing that we are "teleporting" to another place soon.
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Re: A "You son of an elf!" production: Flash Freeze (Succession fortress)
« Reply #749 on: October 24, 2011, 05:24:04 pm »

we arnt deed yet! there are now only 37 dwarfs in a missima ridled ruin but there are survivers

Kosoth Zonozkak's diary 20th Slate
It is done! from the bones of that damned overseer that killed us all I have made one last object of glory! Stokidvuknud! (Impalestrangled!)
« Last Edit: October 24, 2011, 05:28:00 pm by kopout »
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