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Author Topic: A "You son of an elf!" production: Ashes to Ashes (Succession fortress)  (Read 98399 times)

Varnifane

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Re: A "You son of an elf!" production: Flash Freeze (Succession fortress)
« Reply #675 on: October 11, 2011, 02:43:10 pm »

I think you communicated the point well.


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Re: A "You son of an elf!" production: Flash Freeze (Succession fortress)
« Reply #676 on: October 11, 2011, 05:12:06 pm »

My point that I failed at making is that for some reason, the fungiwood trees got messed up and appear as yellow Us with umlauts, usually that symbol is used for human spearmasters. sheesh.
Updates probably later today, if not then tomorrow.
I mean as it's to small.
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Re: A "You son of an elf!" production: Flash Freeze (Succession fortress)
« Reply #677 on: October 11, 2011, 06:23:37 pm »

My point that I failed at making is that for some reason, the fungiwood trees got messed up and appear as yellow Us with umlauts, usually that symbol is used for human spearmasters. sheesh.
Updates probably later today, if not then tomorrow.
I mean as it's to small.

click it.
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Re: A "You son of an elf!" production: Flash Freeze (Succession fortress)
« Reply #678 on: October 11, 2011, 06:31:18 pm »

Komra: Look at this.
Roboboy: Isn't that a little small?
Komra: Well, touch it.

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Re: A "You son of an elf!" production: Flash Freeze (Succession fortress)
« Reply #679 on: October 11, 2011, 06:58:19 pm »

oh god lol
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Re: A "You son of an elf!" production: Flash Freeze (Succession fortress)
« Reply #680 on: October 12, 2011, 08:28:34 am »

Komra: Look at this.
Roboboy: Isn't that a little small?
Komra: Well, touch it.

 :o

*Snickers*

:D Oh my
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Re: A "You son of an elf!" production: Flash Freeze (Succession fortress)
« Reply #681 on: October 12, 2011, 08:36:11 am »

um, Master I was going to be next on the list after Komra but you never put me on the list
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Re: A "You son of an elf!" production: Flash Freeze (Succession fortress)
« Reply #682 on: October 12, 2011, 03:45:12 pm »

As before, click small images to enlarge. Hardy har har.



Late Opal, year 13, to 20th Felsite, year 14

After a long and grueling journey through the wastes of the tundra, I’ve finally arrived at the fortress Salvefences.

It is a shining jewel of- wait, no. A depressing, grime-filled, zombie-strewn...

Corpse-making machine.
My group of migrants had only just arrived when we were assaulted by the Horde. Luckily, one of the rangers we had along wielded his crossbow excellently, ready for such an ambush.

Apparently, the inhabitants had adopted a Darwinian point of view on migration- if you can survive the Horde, you can live there.

Since the last leader stepped down from his overseering position, and they now need a leader, I have volunteered to take the position. The vote was unanimous- apparently, nobody else was wanting such a powerful position. Odd.
My first order was to start hollowing out a stockpiling area- too much crap is strewn around.

Since there’s too much stone around for any useful stockpiling, I’ve decided to build a series of undumps, a masterwork piece of dwarven engineering I learned in the Guild back at Homerock. They will sort our stone in a much more compact way. In answer, these morons just trapped their fellow dwarf across a trench! PICK UP A ROCK ON THIS SIDE OF THE PIT, NOT HIS. ARG! MORONS! I'LL...no..I mustn’t.. get...angry...not this time- things will be different.

In any case, at least someone had his head on straight before myself, look at all these mechanisms!

However, judging by the massive amounts of masonry and stonecrafting going on, they may have just been trying to free up space as well. In any case, I will also begin stockpiling efforts at atom smashers to save time. Maybe now we’ll finally get some infrastructure going.


Horrors abound! In the caverns, some hidden ambushes have *somehow* been discovered.

And then there’s a forgotten beast...

another one somewhere, and a titan!

The Beasts will be ignored in the caverns, due to their poisons, but the titan is at our doorstep.
One of our valiant axedwarves has taken it on single-handedly, and has been promoted for his deeds.

In other news, James Bond has decided to make something nice for the fortress.

I don’t get why everyone is designated by numbers. I’m pretty sure they’re for categorizing, but I don’t see much reason other than for squads- it’s not as if lists appear in alphanumerical order. I will be giving them proper names along the way.
The surface fortifications are being completed, so as to keep us safe from fliers.



It looks like some of the stone in the mechanism-making area has been cleared. It will be a temporary animal stockpile for used cage traps.
Speaking of cages, Mr. Bond has made a nice, shiny one.

I still don’t appreciate all of these zombies killing off travellers, so the military has been dispatched to slice ‘em up. There are a few injuries, but these strong soldiers will heal up fine.


Urgh. I'm no squeamish dwarf, but it’s hard to take this much filth. So much... gristle... coating the world...
The stench of the dead filling the caverns...
Blood, caked on the entrance halls like a thick glaze...
Blood..yes...BLOOD...GLORIOUS SLAUGHTER! THE ICHOR OF LIFE!
*scrawls fill the journal’s next pages*







I...COME...
HAIL THE GOD OF BLOOD!
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Re: A "You son of an elf!" production: Flash Freeze (Succession fortress)
« Reply #683 on: October 12, 2011, 04:53:56 pm »

Hey Master! Its Urist McBond!
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Varnifane

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Re: A "You son of an elf!" production: Flash Freeze (Succession fortress)
« Reply #684 on: October 12, 2011, 04:59:59 pm »

I use numbers for sorting dorfen jobs since I change (micromanage) designations so much.

Feel free to get rid of them as they weren't there when I started.
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Re: A "You son of an elf!" production: Flash Freeze (Succession fortress)
« Reply #685 on: October 13, 2011, 09:26:51 pm »

all we need now is a zombie stroking a cat in it's lap while watching a stone monitor.
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Re: A "You son of an elf!" production: Flash Freeze (Succession fortress)
« Reply #686 on: October 13, 2011, 10:26:34 pm »

all we need now is a zombie stroking a cat in it's lap while watching a stone monitor.
While on !!fire!!.
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Re: A "You son of an elf!" production: Flash Freeze (Succession fortress)
« Reply #687 on: October 14, 2011, 11:13:08 am »

um, Master I was going to be next on the list after Komra but you never put me on the list
whoops! I'm sorry about that! I forgot to be honest, I shall fix that now!
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« Reply #688 on: October 14, 2011, 03:36:42 pm »

I foresee a crude mspaint drawing in the near future.
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