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Yes.

No.

Maybe, but I hope not.

Maybe, and I hope it dies.

IT'S ALIVE! HORRAY!

It's dead, but I wish it had continued to thrive.

[noodle0117]

Sorry but I don't really feel like writing at the moment.

A forgotten beast is rampaging around the fort, so next player up should find a way to get rid of him.

Here's the link
http://www.mediafire.com/?2p8ux6upph3195j

[The Master]

You seem to have experienced what is known simply as...*lightning flashes and thunder crashes, then the lights dim and the camera zooms in on my face*
A "GOOD" YEAR. *DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN...*

[The Master]

A forgotten beast is rampaging around the fort, so next player up should find a way to get rid of him.

I TOLD YA! *Turns to audience* I TOLD 'EM! *TURNS TO TACO* I ATE YEW! MY KNOME DANCES ON THE FLOCKING MOON!!!!!!!!!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...........*cough cough* Ahem...Hi.

[noodle0117]

A few notes on what I did

- Revamped the military (which is now getting slaughtered by the FB)
- Reorganized the economy
- Dug out a massive storage chamber for the majority of our non-food supplies
- Discovered Magma
- Built a little above ground house

And there's also a little secret too.
Recommend you savescum.

edit:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

grins evilly

[The Master]

Recommend you savescum.

*savescum echos through my mind...driving me stark raving mad, I build the first boat, FLY it to MARS then starts a show talking about How I Made A Show About Building The First Boat, and Flying It To MARS then starts a show talking about...*PARADOX!!!!!!!!!*
On a tiny serious note...HOLY MOTHER FU**ING SH**! WHAT THE *REDUCTED* DID YOU DO! WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL MY RANDOM CRAP!? NOW IT'S SLIGHTLY LESS RANDOM CRAP! BUGGER!
 

[noodle0117]

Don't worry
Pretty soon it'll become far more chaotic than you'd expect.

Y'know, judging from your posts, If you were an actual DF dwarf, you'd be the stark raving mad chaotic psychopath.

[oidip]

Is this a good time to say combat is my weak point?   
Downloading now

Edit: The forgotten beast got killed.
     
Carving out bedrooms now. These dwarves need as many happy thoughts as possible.

Going to create some dedicated haulers and switch it off in important dwarves such as miners.
(Theres just so much shit laying around...)

I love this forgotten beast!
There are so many pointless animals running around and its killing all of them.
Its pretty much beaten to a pulp so when the next player an finish it off.

250 animals? Seriously?

Edit 2:
Spring has arrived?
Noodle did you upload early?

Edit 3:

People are dying like crazy....

Edit 4:

Ok at 31 dead in just over a month I think I may throw in the towel here.
I could pass the save on but its only a month and no progress  has been made...

[The Master]

Ok at 31 dead in just over a month I think I may throw in the towel here.

*A loud noise wakes up oidip, the current overseer of the outragous boat*
"What the hell was that?!" he yelled.
*red glowing eyes pierce the darkness of his chamber*
"WHAT THE...NO...NOT YOU! YOU DIED! I SAW YOU!!"
*no responce....unless you count the unholy scream*
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!-"
*oidip, grabbing his carving knife, and with a look only a madman could have, drives it into his brain, instantly putting the poor man out of his misery.*


THIS IS WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF YOU GIVE UP NOW!

[oidip]

Fine!
I'll finish!

But don't expect much to be alive.

Edit:
FB is dead.
Killed it with children

Now somebody is throwing a tantrum.

[The Master]

I labeled you as savescummed. sorry but I need to keep the flow of progress going. no pics...no dialog...not even immersiveness, you broke rule #2.

[noodle0117]

If only you've played it out for more than a month, you would have seen something very very interesting.

Unless I built that thing wrong...

[The Master]

*prays for armok to help us*

EDIT: HOLY MOTHER OF [REDACTED]! YOU FOOL! *keels over, falling on a sneaking bog troll, pissing him the hell off, he grabs me, throws me at the doors so hard that I spatter all over them, and then they fall off their hinges.

[Hugo_The_Dwarf]

I labeled you as savescummed. sorry but I need to keep the flow of progress going. no pics...no dialog...not even immersiveness, you broke rule #2.

Is it alright if I just use dialog and immersive writing? As I've had trouble in the past with pictures. Only picture that I got right is my avatar

Also I check these fourms at night at exactly this time, So if its my turn I'd probally start that day. And I'm a little scared with this fort, Im not sure on what to expect har har

[The Master]

I labeled you as savescummed. sorry but I need to keep the flow of progress going. no pics...no dialog...not even immersiveness, you broke rule #2.

Is it alright if I just use dialog and immersive writing? As I've had trouble in the past with pictures. Only picture that I got right is my avatar

Also I check these fourms at night at exactly this time, So if its my turn I'd probally start that day. And I'm a little scared with this fort, Im not sure on what to expect har har

fine with me. I just wanted him to actually TRY to be in character. Feel free to do what you like, just don`t follow HIS example.
Edit: you know that your last right? Oh btw, WE DESPERATLY NEED MORE PEOPLE! can you help attract more overseers? Thanks in advance.

[noodle0117]

Is it alright if I just use dialog and immersive writing? As I've had trouble in the past with pictures. Only picture that I got right is my avatar

You're the exact opposite of me.

I'd rather use 90% pictures and 10% words to describe my overseer journal.