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Author Topic: A "You son of an elf!" production: Ashes to Ashes (Succession fortress)  (Read 98196 times)

kisame12794

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Re: A "You son of an elf!" production: The Outrageous Boat (Succession fortress)
« Reply #330 on: August 18, 2011, 01:15:00 pm »
Journal of General Kisame

That pompus idiot is finally under control. I am now ruler of Portalpriests. My first order of buisiness is to order the construction of bins. This place is a mess, what with the workshops overflowing with projects and slowing down the workers. Second is to reinforce the military with new recruits. They aren't too tough yet but we'll whip them into shape soon enough. Third is to equip our newest soldiers with something more deadly than their hands. I've order the forging of 10 steel battle axes and some crossbows. Also I think is shall turn Dariush's castle into a new barracks. Yes I quite like that idea.

OCC: I really is a complete fucking mess oh my god. The first hour of playing was spent finding shit. update on the weekend hopefully.
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Re: A "You son of an elf!" production: The Outrageous Boat (Succession fortress)
« Reply #331 on: August 18, 2011, 01:22:53 pm »
until Hugo's [SECRET PROJECT] is completed, you can have all the time you like...WITHIN FUCKING REASON OF COURSE!
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Re: A "You son of an elf!" production: The Outrageous Boat (Succession fortress)
« Reply #332 on: August 18, 2011, 03:38:32 pm »
make sure you don't mess with the water reactor. The [SECRET PROJECT] cannot succeed if it's ruined.
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Hush, little Asea, don't you cry.
If he notices we'll surely die!
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Re: A "You son of an elf!" production: The Outrageous Boat (Succession fortress)
« Reply #333 on: August 18, 2011, 03:40:39 pm »
At least the castle is being used for more then just Darius's fat ass
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Re: A "You son of an elf!" production: The Outrageous Boat (Succession fortress)
« Reply #334 on: August 18, 2011, 03:42:13 pm »
true.
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kisame12794

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Re: A "You son of an elf!" production: The Outrageous Boat (Succession fortress)
« Reply #335 on: August 18, 2011, 09:05:50 pm »
I don't even want to LOOK at that weird ass shit there. Too afraid that if if fuck with anything it will flood the fort and drown everybody. Which would suck.
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Re: A "You son of an elf!" production: The Outrageous Boat (Succession fortress)
« Reply #336 on: August 18, 2011, 09:55:02 pm »
DON'T PANIC! (hitchhikers guide to the galaxy reference)
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Hush, little Asea, don't you cry.
If he notices we'll surely die!
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Re: A "You son of an elf!" production: The Outrageous Boat (Succession fortress)
« Reply #337 on: August 18, 2011, 10:55:57 pm »
YES PANIC! I have never even attempted something like that. I usually use the more standard traps and military to stop invaders.
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Re: A "You son of an elf!" production: The Outrageous Boat (Succession fortress)
« Reply #338 on: August 18, 2011, 11:29:49 pm »
It was my only option to get Magma from 141? z-levels lol I needed the power.
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Re: A "You son of an elf!" production: The Outrageous Boat (Succession fortress)
« Reply #339 on: August 18, 2011, 11:47:40 pm »
Damn what a bunch of owls we are. Lol.
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Re: A "You son of an elf!" production: The Outrageous Boat (Succession fortress)
« Reply #340 on: August 19, 2011, 12:05:46 am »
hoot. ::)
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Quote from: Lolfail0009 on November 28, 2012, 05:19:44 pm
Hush, little Asea, don't you cry.
If he notices we'll surely die!
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Re: A "You son of an elf!" production: The Outrageous Boat (Succession fortress)
« Reply #341 on: August 20, 2011, 02:46:18 pm »
[SECRET PROJECT] is 99% done. Best hurry up. Sorry to rush you, but even I, Astis the Hill of Fingers, cannot hold back the coming wrath for much longer.
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Hush, little Asea, don't you cry.
If he notices we'll surely die!
Quote from: Lolfail0009 on March 31, 2013, 09:43:42 pm
You. Made. Asea. CRY.

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Re: A "You son of an elf!" production: The Outrageous Boat (Succession fortress)
« Reply #342 on: August 20, 2011, 02:58:50 pm »
Journal of General Kisame

We have started on moving the equipment from our old barraks to the castle. Also I seemed to notice that there are crossbowdwarves in our military but no targets for them to train on. Seeing as they could use the practice I have ordered the construction of a firing range in one of the castles towers. The armor and weapons I ordered were taking a long time to get here so I went to the forge to see what was wrong. Not a single dwarf was there! I asked around and found that all the dwarfs skilled in metalcrafting were moving stones! I immediatly ordered all the metalsmiths to drop the rocks and work on the bloody equiment! Well no use getting too worked up about it. Time to teach the troops how the five D's.
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Re: A "You son of an elf!" production: The Outrageous Boat (Succession fortress)
« Reply #343 on: August 21, 2011, 01:26:24 pm »
The [SECRET PROJECT] is done. Sorry to do this to you, but I need you to post the save early.
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Holy jesus I thought I was ready but nothing could have prepared me for this
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Hush, little Asea, don't you cry.
If he notices we'll surely die!
Quote from: Lolfail0009 on March 31, 2013, 09:43:42 pm
You. Made. Asea. CRY.

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Re: A "You son of an elf!" production: The Outrageous Boat (Succession fortress)
« Reply #344 on: August 21, 2011, 01:52:48 pm »
okay?
can i continue the turn or is that it?
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