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Author Topic: A "You son of an elf!" production: Ashes to Ashes (Succession fortress)  (Read 98205 times)

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Re: A "You son of an elf!" production: The Outrageous Boat (Succession fortress)
« Reply #120 on: July 17, 2011, 09:05:03 am »
Quote from: Hugo_The_Dwarf on July 17, 2011, 01:26:16 am
Such madness. But there is HOPE!!! middle of the summer and I got another migrant wave. FRESH MEAT! but there are two berserking dwarves. I'm locking down my own outpost, its nothing but a home for the insane and dead. Only problem is... Is Catton with us, or against us? Only two dwarves remain, Led the Miner and Catton the Woodcutter/Bone Carver slayer of "the Spider" and currently locked in a hospital room in the "Mad House" more update 2morrow this is intense.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!! THAT`S THE OUTRAGEOUS BOAT FOR YOU! The infection is from a certain forgotten creature. There is no cure, why do you think I abandoned the place the first time?
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Holy jesus I thought I was ready but nothing could have prepared me for this
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Hush, little Asea, don't you cry.
If he notices we'll surely die!
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You. Made. Asea. CRY.

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Re: A "You son of an elf!" production: The Outrageous Boat (Succession fortress)
« Reply #121 on: July 17, 2011, 09:56:11 am »
Currently its not looking good, all the orginal embark dwarves are dead, or insane and soon to be dead. even the last two mirgrant waves are almost dead. Good thing this last one showed up. Cause right now they dont care if any of the old dwarves die. I will not give up... well until this year is up, Man it takes its sweet time haha
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I am Led the sole survivour of this failure of a misson, My friends, I even locked my lover Catton in his medical chamber. I... I'm so confused, and scared. I have no choice but to try and rebuild this place before winter, I began roofing over one of the holes in the old fort. As it is my only home now, I had the outpost locked. Too much madness. Wait.. Whats that over there? Oh my Astis! Mirgrants, seven of them. I'm saved, Catton my love. I shall let you out... Soon.

Why Astis? Why? You taunt me so, by taking my precious Catton's mind away. His beastal screams can be heard from inside the safety of the ruined fort. I hate this place, if its not lost souls moaning and haunting us. Or people going crazy and killing each other, like the other engraver went all suicidal. I hate this place I HATE IT! I HATE IT!
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Re: A "You son of an elf!" production: The Outrageous Boat (Succession fortress)
« Reply #122 on: July 17, 2011, 12:08:03 pm »
BWAHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I KNEW THAT SOMETHING LIKE THIS WOULD HAPPEN(not really)! I can't wait to see what happens next! I wonder what the next overseer will do!
EDIT: Oh...no...I just noticed something. IT WASN`T EVEN WINTER?! You`re doomed...
« Last Edit: July 18, 2011, 04:15:22 pm by The Master »
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Re: A "You son of an elf!" production: The Outrageous Boat (Succession fortress)
« Reply #123 on: July 17, 2011, 06:57:20 pm »
Engraved on the wall is an image of an elf and a dwarf. The elf is in a fetal position. The dwarf is screaming. This image relates to the burning of the elves in The Outrageous Boat in the year "WHO KNOWS".
« Last Edit: July 17, 2011, 09:33:08 pm by The Master »
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Hush, little Asea, don't you cry.
If he notices we'll surely die!
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Re: A "You son of an elf!" production: The Outrageous Boat (Succession fortress)
« Reply #124 on: July 17, 2011, 08:09:49 pm »
Engraved on the wall is an image of a lion, a witch, and a wardrobe. the lion is striking down the wardrobe. the witch is in a fetal position. the wardrobe is making a plaintive gesture. this image relates to the toppling of a wardrobe in America, in the year 2011.
« Last Edit: July 17, 2011, 09:31:49 pm by The Master »
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If he notices we'll surely die!
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Re: A "You son of an elf!" production: The Outrageous Boat (Succession fortress)
« Reply #125 on: July 17, 2011, 09:28:15 pm »
Engraved on the wall is an image of "The Master" and "Hugo_The_Dwarf". "The Master" is screaming-WHAT'S THE HOLD UP?!-
"Hugo_The_Dwarf" is in a fetal position. This image relates to the killing of "Hugo_The_Dwarf" in Canada in the year 2011.
« Last Edit: July 17, 2011, 09:35:22 pm by The Master »
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Hush, little Asea, don't you cry.
If he notices we'll surely die!
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Re: A "You son of an elf!" production: The Outrageous Boat (Succession fortress)
« Reply #126 on: July 17, 2011, 10:16:51 pm »
Engraved on the body of Hugo_The_Dwarf is an image of The Master. The Master is crying. this image relates to The Master wondering why Hugo_The_Dwarf hasn't posted an update yet, in America, in the year 2011.
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Holy jesus I thought I was ready but nothing could have prepared me for this
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Hush, little Asea, don't you cry.
If he notices we'll surely die!
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You. Made. Asea. CRY.

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Re: A "You son of an elf!" production: The Outrageous Boat (Succession fortress)
« Reply #127 on: July 17, 2011, 10:57:02 pm »
(just so you all know, until Hugo_The_Dwarf posts, these rather disturbing engraving will only become worse, cheers!  ;D)

Engraved on the wall is an image of an anvil, a flying taco, and a forgotten beast. The anvil is making a plaintive gesture. The Flying Taco is burning. The forgotten beast is in a fetal position. This image relates to the killing of the Flying Taco in Hippieville, in the year 12.
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Holy jesus I thought I was ready but nothing could have prepared me for this
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Hush, little Asea, don't you cry.
If he notices we'll surely die!
Quote from: Lolfail0009 on March 31, 2013, 09:43:42 pm
You. Made. Asea. CRY.

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Re: A "You son of an elf!" production: The Outrageous Boat (Succession fortress)
« Reply #128 on: July 17, 2011, 11:18:31 pm »
Engraved on the wall is an image of a bog troll, a jumping rock, and The Master. The bog troll is laughing. The jumping rock is making a plaintive gesture. The Master is in a fetal position. This image relates to The Master going Stark Raving Mad, in The Outrageous Boat, in the year Flubber.
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Hush, little Asea, don't you cry.
If he notices we'll surely die!
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Re: A "You son of an elf!" production: The Outrageous Boat (Succession fortress)
« Reply #129 on: July 18, 2011, 07:06:28 am »
Engraved on The Master's head is an image of a zombie and The Master. The zombie is laughing. The Master is laughing. This image relates to The Master sharing alcoholic beverages with the infected, in Martyskin, in the year 215.
« Last Edit: July 18, 2011, 03:27:36 pm by The Master »
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Hush, little Asea, don't you cry.
If he notices we'll surely die!
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You. Made. Asea. CRY.

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Re: A "You son of an elf!" production: The Outrageous Boat (Succession fortress)
« Reply #130 on: July 18, 2011, 08:04:24 am »
Engraved on the wall is an image of The Master and Rahn. The Master is screaming. Rahn is in a fetal position. This image relates to the abandonment of The Outrageous Boat, in The Outrageous Boat, in the year NEVER.
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Hush, little Asea, don't you cry.
If he notices we'll surely die!
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You. Made. Asea. CRY.

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Re: A "You son of an elf!" production: The Outrageous Boat (Succession fortress)
« Reply #131 on: July 18, 2011, 02:08:19 pm »
I'm out of engraving jokes...COME ON HUGO_THE_DWARF! What's the hold up?
« Last Edit: July 18, 2011, 03:27:15 pm by The Master »
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Hush, little Asea, don't you cry.
If he notices we'll surely die!
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Re: A "You son of an elf!" production: The Outrageous Boat (Succession fortress)
« Reply #132 on: July 18, 2011, 02:24:11 pm »
Okay, Hugo, I enjoy your stories, but I've got to keep the ball rolling. Sorry, but you have until Thursday to finish this up. I`m going camping that day, so I won`t be here to supervise until late Sunday or Monday.

I expect great things from you, Jacky Chan...GREAT things...
« Last Edit: July 18, 2011, 04:16:26 pm by The Master »
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Hush, little Asea, don't you cry.
If he notices we'll surely die!
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Re: A "You son of an elf!" production: The Outrageous Boat (Succession fortress)
« Reply #133 on: July 18, 2011, 07:10:33 pm »
Ok, maybe one last engraving.  :D

Engraved on the wall is an image of a goblin, a tree, and a cloud. the goblin is in a fetal position. the tree is laughing. the cloud is striking a menacing pose. this image relates the decapitation of The Master, in Valhalla, in the year-whatever the viking existed in-.
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Holy jesus I thought I was ready but nothing could have prepared me for this
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Hush, little Asea, don't you cry.
If he notices we'll surely die!
Quote from: Lolfail0009 on March 31, 2013, 09:43:42 pm
You. Made. Asea. CRY.

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Re: A "You son of an elf!" production: The Outrageous Boat (Succession fortress)
« Reply #134 on: July 18, 2011, 07:20:51 pm »
wow... 13 posts within 24 hours... patience is a virtue you know...
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Quote from: Ifeno on August 17, 2012, 11:18:36 pm
Yeah.  Thus why I didn't make a trap.  In it's current state the fortress didn't need a trap, the whole damn fortress is a trap.
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