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[Pan]

Seems like theres a lot more of you Europeans than Americans.

[Kay12]

And you destroy russian tanks with can openers and toothpicks!

I was trained to do that in the army, but to be honest, I think the can opener's role is mainly ceremonial.

[Oliolli]

And you destroy russian tanks with can openers and toothpicks!

I was trained to do that in the army, but to be honest, I think the can opener's role is mainly ceremonial.

True. Unfortunate that one doesn't get issued toothpicks in the Finnish army. People have to improvise tankbusting sometimes: tree trunks, wolf or bear corpses, pretty much anything can be used for it.

[Kay12]

And you destroy russian tanks with can openers and toothpicks!

I was trained to do that in the army, but to be honest, I think the can opener's role is mainly ceremonial.

True. Unfortunate that one doesn't get issued toothpicks in the Finnish army. People have to improvise tankbusting sometimes: tree trunks, wolf or bear corpses, pretty much anything can be used for it.

Oh memories! I still have pike's jawbone I used extensively when training. 'Twas my weapon of choice.

[Number4]

Oh memories! I still have pike's jawbone I used extensively when training. 'Twas my weapon of choice.

You sir, are a troll. Everyone knows that every pond of water in finland would freeze instantly, therefore there are no fishes and also NO FISHBONES in finland and the finnish army!

[Kay12]

Oh memories! I still have pike's jawbone I used extensively when training. 'Twas my weapon of choice.

You sir, are a troll. Everyone knows that every pond of water in finland would freeze instantly, therefore there are no fishes and also NO FISHBONES in finland and the finnish army!

Pikes' jawbones are an exception, they're an important part of our national history and have been used to swamp enemy armies since the times of our ancestors.

[Number4]

Tell me, where exactly did you ancestors GET those bones if there's no unfrozen water in the whole of finland?

[Haspen]

Such offtopic in Dwarf Mode discussion...

No cóż, jak wszyscy to i ja, a czemu by nie

Polish guy here!

[Kay12]

Tell me, where exactly did you ancestors GET those bones if there's no unfrozen water in the whole of finland?

The same place where everyone gets their pike jawbones - from a pike's mouth.

[arcangelsd]

Bay12: The only place where even the demographics are fucked up
But in a good way =D

[Kay12]

Bay12: The only place where even the demographics are fucked up
But in a good way =D

No it's not. We Finns are proud of our heritage all over the Internet.

[arcangelsd]

Bay12: The only place where even the demographics are fucked up
But in a good way =D

No it's not. We Finns are proud of our heritage all over the Internet.

I see, I see.
Thanks to this thread, I'm looking forward to implement armor-busting toothpicks.
Just for the sake of having something more overpowered than the whips.

[Starver]

In order to convey my little corner of the demographic spectrum, please allow me to greet you in my native tongue.

Eyup, sithee. As thi d'win?

(I'm a Theethar born and bred, but currently living in the land of the Deedars.  The difference being no more than a dozen or so miles.)

[Haspen]

In order to convey my little corner of the demographic spectrum, please allow me to greet you in my native tongue.

Eyup, sithee. As thi d'win?

(I'm a Theethar born and bred, but currently living in the land of the Deedars.  The difference being no more than a dozen or so miles.)

My geographic knowledge cannot grasp the names of the lands.

Are they on Mars or Moon?

[Oliolli]

Pike's jawbones were nice, but I always preferred a wolf as a weapon.

Tell me, where exactly did you ancestors GET those bones if there's no unfrozen water in the whole of finland?

We swim out into the atlantic to get them, it is the traditional Finnish rite of passage.