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Author Topic: If you don't do this, you are unamerican.  (Read 24203 times)

Kilroy the Grand

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If you don't do this, you are unamerican.
« on: July 04, 2011, 02:22:49 pm »
You must make a two dwarf squad, you must name them Captain America and Bucky.

Captain America must only use shields to attack, and Bucky must only use knives or a crossbow. when they die, you must make a monument to their brave and heroic sacrifice.

See how many jerries they can kill before being put out of action!
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Re: If you don't do this, you are unamerican.
« Reply #1 on: July 04, 2011, 02:24:19 pm »
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Re: If you don't do this, you are unamerican.
« Reply #2 on: July 04, 2011, 02:27:31 pm »
Quote from: flieroflight on July 04, 2011, 02:24:19 pm
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HA! I see I finally flushed you out... you... ah... BRITISH PERSON!
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Re: If you don't do this, you are unamerican.
« Reply #3 on: July 04, 2011, 02:29:58 pm »
I ain't no American, I'm a DWARF. Though we be similar. But really, I'm canadian.
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Re: If you don't do this, you are unamerican.
« Reply #4 on: July 04, 2011, 02:32:30 pm »
Another Brit here.
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Kilroy the Grand

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Re: If you don't do this, you are unamerican.
« Reply #5 on: July 04, 2011, 02:33:55 pm »
Quote from: highzealot on July 04, 2011, 02:29:58 pm
I ain't no American, I'm a DWARF. Though we be similar. But really, I'm canadian.

Then you kind of count, since you are america's hat after all.
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Re: If you don't do this, you are unamerican.
« Reply #6 on: July 04, 2011, 02:34:42 pm »
Most people here are kind intelligent people, but just as a warning you may attract the trollish type. The DF forums is fairly diverse as far as nationalities go.

And my avvy is a giveaway to my country of origin  ;D
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Kilroy the Grand

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« Reply #7 on: July 04, 2011, 02:36:17 pm »
Quote from: BloodBeard on July 04, 2011, 02:34:42 pm
Most people here are kind intelligent people, but just as a warning you may attract the trollish type. The DF forums is fairly diverse as far as nationalities go.

I'm just having a little fun, I'm not being offensive, or atleast not trying to be.
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Re: If you don't do this, you are unamerican.
« Reply #8 on: July 04, 2011, 02:46:41 pm »
Quote from: Kilroy the Grand on July 04, 2011, 02:33:55 pm
Quote from: highzealot on July 04, 2011, 02:29:58 pm
I ain't no American, I'm a DWARF. Though we be similar. But really, I'm canadian.

Then you kind of count, since you are america's hat after all.

You go in magma, now. Well technically one could say they're north american or south american or just american if they live on the continent(s).
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First things first.  You're all soulless husks of what might have once been decent human beings, drafted into a sort of moral apartheid from your better natures in the pursuit of things made out of cute animals.  I love it.

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Re: If you don't do this, you are unamerican.
« Reply #9 on: July 04, 2011, 03:15:51 pm »
Finn. I'm still waiting for the possibility to start filling glass vials with booze and sticking flaming rags into them.
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Re: If you don't do this, you are unamerican.
« Reply #10 on: July 04, 2011, 03:18:34 pm »
Quote from: Kilroy the Grand on July 04, 2011, 02:22:49 pm
Captain America must only use shields to attack, and Bucky must only use knives or a crossbow. when they die, you must make a monument to their brave and heroic sacrifice.

By "make a monument to their brave and heroic sacrifice," I hope you mean "create a freezing chamber to dump Cap's body in after he dies".
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Re: If you don't do this, you are unamerican.
« Reply #11 on: July 04, 2011, 03:20:05 pm »
Is it weird if I've done this in adventure mode?
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Re: If you don't do this, you are unamerican.
« Reply #12 on: July 04, 2011, 03:24:14 pm »
I'm Canadian. I already modded in maple syrup, polar bears, and a FB named Stephen Harper. I plan to add Jack Layton into the mix and see if we can get a fistfight going on. </candianpoliticaljoke>
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Re: If you don't do this, you are unamerican.
« Reply #13 on: July 04, 2011, 03:30:33 pm »
I'm european.
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Re: If you don't do this, you are unamerican.
« Reply #14 on: July 04, 2011, 03:37:28 pm »
Well I'M Australian!

The following is an image of TapeNoot the amphibian man and America rendered in text. TapeNoot is taunting America from the battlements of a castle. America is making a plantative gesture. This image relates to the horrendous Monty Python impersonation directed at America by TapeNoot in the winter of 2011

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