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Author Topic: You are in the middle of nowhere...  (Read 2342 times)

Angel Of Death

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You are in the middle of nowhere...
« on: July 03, 2011, 08:43:41 pm »

You are lost somewhere in the desert and you cannot remember anything. You are lying down and you can taste blood. You slowly stand up and decide to name yourself.

What is your name?

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« Last Edit: July 03, 2011, 08:45:22 pm by Angel Of Death »
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Re: You are in the middle of nowhere...
« Reply #1 on: July 03, 2011, 11:04:22 pm »

Tate Nelson?
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Re: You are in the middle of nowhere...
« Reply #2 on: July 03, 2011, 11:18:58 pm »

Urist McBaddass. You slew aDesert Titan with the Combat Knife the player modded inh, but he took something valuable from you.... Your left eye tooth! as with all dwarven adventurers, your teeth bleed insanely.

But serioulsy, Sarah Joeline.
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Re: You are in the middle of nowhere...
« Reply #3 on: July 04, 2011, 01:37:16 am »

Tate Nelson?

This.  The name just made me laugh. 
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Re: You are in the middle of nowhere...
« Reply #4 on: July 04, 2011, 04:18:21 am »

Urist Torvold
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Re: You are in the middle of nowhere...
« Reply #5 on: July 04, 2011, 04:26:12 am »

Urist McBaddass. You slew aDesert Titan with the Combat Knife the player modded inh, but he took something valuable from you.... Your left eye tooth! as with all dwarven adventurers, your teeth bleed insanely.
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Re: You are in the middle of nowhere...
« Reply #6 on: July 04, 2011, 06:54:55 am »

Joe McSmith.
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You do not convince me. You rationalize your actions and because the result is favorable you become right.
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Re: You are in the middle of nowhere...
« Reply #7 on: July 04, 2011, 09:00:28 am »

Sarah Smith, adventurer and femme fatale!

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Re: You are in the middle of nowhere...
« Reply #8 on: July 04, 2011, 09:01:31 am »

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Re: You are in the middle of nowhere...
« Reply #9 on: July 04, 2011, 10:19:09 am »

Watchy McWatchton.
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Re: You are in the middle of nowhere...
« Reply #10 on: July 04, 2011, 10:34:06 am »

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You do not convince me. You rationalize your actions and because the result is favorable you become right.
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Re: You are in the middle of nowhere...
« Reply #11 on: July 04, 2011, 10:34:31 am »

You decide your name is Tate Nelson

You collapse to your knees in pain! You feel your back and find several holes dug deep into it.
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Re: You are in the middle of nowhere...
« Reply #12 on: July 04, 2011, 10:37:42 am »

Check the extent of the damages.  If there are bullets, pull them out with your combat knife. 
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Re: You are in the middle of nowhere...
« Reply #13 on: July 04, 2011, 10:55:50 am »

Dont pull them out, DIG them out.
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Re: You are in the middle of nowhere...
« Reply #14 on: July 04, 2011, 11:07:28 am »

You feel your wounds and discover bullet holes in 2 of the 3. You dig them out with your combat knife. You are begining to feel woozy.

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