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[GlyphGryph]

Why do people ever go to Kittania? Never understood that.

Stay at newhome, pawn your grenades at Improbable Central (run from monsters along the route).

Scavenge e/s/w of town, people rarely go there, and look for crates. Run the museum quest (10 cigs) and pawn anything you find in crates along the way (no need to travel directly, take the scenic route! Run from all the fights)

By the end, you should have enough money to buy the best weapon for your status (chainsaw). Do so, it might take four days or so, but then you'll be able to win hard fights without breaking a sweat pretty consistantly, and THAT money can be spent on better armor.

[GlyphGryph]

Combo Status's checked so far:
Note that elements with a ! in front are NOT the next item in the combo, so if you're trying to help, don't check those

Confirmed:

PassiveAggressive Coworker: Body -> !head !left arm

The Giant Magnifying Glass: Handle > Frame > Handle.

Animated Aubergine - Leaves -> Stem

Towl-less Hitchiker -> !head !left arm !right arm

[citation needed] ->

Emu - !right wing

Lame Ass - !body

Emily the Buxom Barmaid - Body -> !head left arm

Swallows - head

Your own Paranoia - !something from the

Dingo-eating Baby

Sorority Girl in Nighty - !head

Palindrome - head

Your future Self - Left Arm -> !head

Kierkegaard - !head !left arm
From start, Right Leg to Right Arm to stun

Seth the Handsome Bard

Dirty Chippy
1 switches 1,3,5
3 switches 2,3,4
2 switches 2,4,6

Atinlay Igpay
1 switches 1,4,6
2 switches 2,4,?
3 switches 2,3,6

Stereotypical Severe Nun
1 switches 1,3,4

Rebounding Hammer - Nail ->
3 to stun at start
3 switches 3,2

Gestalt Treebranch - Branch -> Tree -> Leaves -> Branch -> !tree
1 switches 1,2
2 switches 1,2

Cafeteria Lady -
1 switches 1,3,5

Militant Pacifist
1 switches 1,2,3,5
2 switches 2,3,4,5
3 switches 1,2,3,6

Large Hardon Collider - Typo Gremlins -> !well lubed lever
1 switches 1,3
3 switches 3,4

Letter H - Kerning -> Kerning -> !kerning
1 switches 1,2
3 switches 2,3

Land Shark -> Body -> !body
2 switches 3,4

Santa
1 switches 1,5,6

Pacifist -> !head !left arm !body
4 switches 3,4,5
5 switches 4,5,6
6 switches 4,5,6

I'm currently working out on figuring out the (this switches that) for each monster too! ^_^

[quinnr]

Shall I make a google document for all those? A spreadsheet would be a nice way to order and sort them.

[GlyphGryph]

I'm gonna set up a nice google doc spreadsheet thing once I get a couple more. Right now it kind of seems like I'm the only one working on it, though

Made some updates and tweaks. Learning each monsters combo effects will be essential to starting the combo quickly, so I've been working on that a lot lately too.

[Singularity125]

I'm having lots of fun with this again, though I'm hopeless at the timed combat / combo system. Applied for the clan, I'm Singularity ingame.

[GlyphGryph]

For timed combat, use a metronome or a clock with seconds (I use a web clock when I don't want the noise, but its easier with the noise)

[quinnr]

So, wanna guess who put all their cigs in the "Increase Member Cap" on accident?

-cries-

EDIT: So, I have 60 supporter points. Once I get to 200, I'm going to giveaway 10 cookies to people who are the most helpful and active in the clan and the forum thread here

The other 10 cookies from the pack will likely go to random active people who are on my referral list.

[GlyphGryph]

https://spreadsheets.google.com/spreadsheet/pub?hl=en_US&hl=en_US&key=0ApIyFzZhn9FedHY3NTh6YmpqTDZ6ekRnWHpNVGJYc2c&output=html

Current status of the combo list, if you want to add stuff let me know.

Some recent personal transcripts, feel free to ignore, or not. I figure I'll start posting them here for anyone wanting to follow my developing Plot.
Note: The Imaginary Notebook started as a mental checklist of things to do on the island.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Glyph McGriffin looks oddly happy to be back on the failboat. "Ah, such a lovely place. Such great company as well! It's just unfortunate I couldn't finish taking notes on that sea serpent." He jots something down in his notebook.
Glyph McGriffin muses "I wish Ms. Watcher wouldn't give me that look every time I tried to take notes during out conversations... and that she'd stop ripping my pages out when we're done." He sighs. "Ah well, I'll just have to copy them over later."
Glyph McGriffin tickles his Imaginary notebook under the chin. "Ain't that Noeby? Whose a good little imaginary notebook, eh? You don't forget any of that important stuff, do you? And you've grown such beautiful little wings lately!"
Glyph McGriffin coos a bit. "They can't rip papers out of what's not there, right? Right!" He giggles a bit, and then steadies himself. The Island is clearly having an effect on his mind. The concept of someone ripping things out of Noeby isn't funny.
Glyph McGriffin frowns a bit. In fact, it's pretty horrible. "Get yourself together man, come on..." He shakes himself a bit, and takes some notes about his steadily degrading sanity.

[Singularity125]

I like it, GlyphGryph. 

Also: Everyone in the clan should sign up for the World Community Grid thing! There's a link about it under the donate link, in the bottom right. You can get free supporter points that way! I'm gonna get some cigs when I can, and donate half of em to the clan.

[GlyphGryph]

Plot excerpt 2 and 3:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Nearby Male Human [01h57m] <Bay> Glyph McGriffin wanders into town, chainsaw strapped to his back, seeming puzzled as he consults his Imaginary notebook. "Seriousy? That seems like an odd task... but okay, you're the Noeby." He coughs a bit and looks around. "Excuse me, but..."
Nearby Male Human [01h57m] <Bay> Glyph McGriffin says "Does anyone know where I can find an elephant?"
Nearby Male Human [01h53m] Matrim C ducks into town, head lowered as he hurries over to the fountain, scooping up his now-dry clothes. And what a relief, to get out of these much-too-small-not-his PJs. Mat starts for an alleyway to change in, trying his best to aboid notice.
Nearby Male Human [01h51m] <Bay> Glyph McGriffin, not too keen on his next task anyways, decides to just converse for a while. He looks around for someone not already engaged in conversation, and spots a human looking not quite busy in a nearby alleyway "Hello there! I'm Glyph!"
Nearby Male Human [01h51m] <Bay> Glyph McGriffin says "You look fairly new here, and thus would have no idea where to find an elephant! This is perfect for me, since I'm rather in the mood for procrastinating, and apparently the elephant is vital to not doing so."
Nearby Male Human [01h47m] <Bay> Glyph McGriffin says "Come now, a confused stare is not a proper greeting!" He holds out a hand for a shake. "You shake this, and then you tell me your name! This part is the same as on the outside!"
Nearby Male Human [01h46m] Matrim C looks down at the pile of clothes. Some are his, some are borrowed, and most of them are not currently on his person. But they're dry, at least. Another confused look at Glyph, then he resumes dressing himself. Once everything's in place once more...
Nearby Male Human [01h46m] Matrim C shakes the offered hand, a slight scowl forming. "Nor is it proper to come upon a man in an alleyway, attempting to change. Matrim."
[01h44m] choop-choop-choop.
Nearby Male Human [01h44m] <Bay> Glyph McGriffin seems a bit taken aback, then thingks for a moment. "Ah, yes, I suppose thats true. With the amount of nude contestants here in NewHome, that occassionally slips my mind. I apologize, sir!"
Nearby Male Human [01h44m] <Bay> Glyph McGriffin looks around confused at the sound of the choop-choop-choop...
Nearby Male Human [01h43m] Matrim C grunts, "Well. Such as it is. Nice to meet you, Glyph."
Nearby Male Human [01h43m] <Bay> Glyph McGriffin raises an eyebrow. "Did you hear that?"
Nearby Male Human [01h40m] <Bay> Glyph McGriffin shrugs, assuming he must have imagined it. Then he shakes a bit - he hopes he didn't imagine anything bad. "So, Matrim, how long have you been on the island? Now that you've got real clothes on, you don't look quite as new!"
Nearby Male Human [01h38m] Matrim C snorts, scratching his neck. "A popular question, of late. I've been around... A few months or so. Probably closing on a year, as time flows here."
Nearby Male Human [13m10s] <Bay> Glyph McGriffin whispers something to his Imaginary Notebook. The notebook whispers something back. He looks confused. "You've been around that long without once killing the drive, or even having advanced at the dojo? Or are you just particularly secretive?"
Nearby Male Human [10m49s] Matrim C shrugs, glancing at the Jungle then Dojo. "Why would I need to do any of that? Fighting's stupid. It gets you killed."
Nearby Male Human [10m17s] <Bay> Glyph McGriffin's notebook flutters lazily over to the penguin, taking notes about the sky being untrustworthy on the not-so-offchance it is untrustworthy because of Plot.
Nearby Male Human [09m03s] <Bay> Glyph McGriffin thinks about this a minute. He was going to say that it hasn't gotten him killed yet, only very badly wounded and knocked. But then he realizes that it HAS killed most of the things he fought against, so technically the odds are in Matrim's favor.
Nearby Male Human [08m30s] <Bay> Glyph McGriffin says "I suppose you're right about that. So what do you do instead?"
Nearby Male Human [07m21s] <Bay> Glyph McGriffin sighs, realizing what he has to ask next. "And I don't suppose you know where I can find an elephant? I'm supposed to ride one through here."
Nearby Male Human [06m29s] Matrim C's gaze is cast about the outpost, sharp and observant. "Watch. Talk. Think. Plan. Mostly watching." Eyes settling back on Glyph, "This isn't a one sided interview, I'd hope. How about yourself?"
Nearby Male Human [05m16s] <Bay> Glyph McGriffin grins. "I've been working on this list my grandad gave me for if I ever end up on the Island. I've gotten a lot of it done so far! Fought a bunch of monsters, delivered letters, chatted with Ms. Watcher, taken tons of notes..."
Nearby Male Human [04m10s] <Bay> Glyph McGriffin continues. "Lately though, I fear my tasks have been getting somewhat... strange." He whispers "Don't let my imaginary notebook know I suspect this, but I think he may be embellishing a bit."
Nearby Male Human [03m22s] <Bay> Glyph McGriffin looks to make sure the notebook is still a ways away. "He started out as an imaginary task list, and I think he's afraid when all the tasks are done he'll stop existing."
Nearby Male Human [01m59s] <Bay> Glyph McGriffin perks up. "So, with all that watching, you must have seen some interesting stuff!"
Nearby Male Human [01h30m] Matrim C scratches his chin, taking in this notebook and imaginary list and... "What? It's imaginary, why is it doing anything at all?" It's the Island, Mat. Think, for once.
Nearby Male Human [01h29m] <Bay> Glyph McGriffin shrugs. "I asked it the same thing the other day. It got quite upset. I'm note entirely sure."
Nearby Male Human [01h28m] <Bay> Glyph McGriffin corrects himself. "Errr... not. Not entirely sure."
Nearby Male Human [01h22m] Matrim C shrugs once more, mouth twisting as he gathers his belongings. "Well. I hope you can finish your list with relative ease,but I must be off. Goodlater."

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Nearby [38m35s] An elephant, trumpeting wildly, bashes its way into the outpost, a look of pure terror in it's eyes.
Nearby Male Human Site Supporter [37m47s] <SPARC>Contestant Daemon Thanatos glances up at an elephant. His eyes go slightly wide. "I think it best if we move."
Nearby Female Kittymorph Site Supporter [37m25s] <SPARC>Contestant Tefenet looks in shock at a frickin elephant?!?
Nearby Male Human [37m23s] <Bay> Glyph McGriffin rushes in after it, waving his chainsaw wildly. "You can't escape from me, Elephant! I've got you cornered now!"
Nearby Male Human Site Supporter [36m30s] <SPARC>Contestant Daemon Thanatos sighs, and steps in front of Glyph. "And what did the elephant do to you?"
Nearby [36m18s] An elephant backs away from the chainsaw-wielding madman, occassionally stepping on things it shouldn't. Cornered, it readies its tusks.
Nearby Male Human [12m53s] <Bay> Glyph McGriffin stops for a minute, noticing Thanatos. "Hi there! Nothing, nothing, I'm just trying trying to make friends. I'm supposed to ride it around Newhome. It's right here on the list." He gestures towards the imaginary notebook fluttering beside him.
Nearby Female Kittymorph [12m25s] <PRAT>Contestant Zali moves out of the way of the elephant, then looks at Rucin "Nah, we don't have to fight each other. We're likely in the same crew, you a Jackalope?"
Nearby Male Human Site Supporter [12m08s] <SPARC>Contestant Daemon Thanatos glances at the chainsaw in Glyph's hands. "You should probably put that away here in NewHome, then. And offer the elephant peanuts. That's a better way of making friends."
Nearby [12m07s] An elephant, taking advantage of the momentary distraction, slowly and stealthily works his way around the perimeter of the square.
Nearby Male Human [11m04s] Juris drops his pack on the bench and uses it for a pillow. As he lays down. he doesn't fall asleep, he just stares at the sky. People talking of elephants and jackalopes. He listens to them, but doesn't watch. He has the time after all.
Nearby [11m02s] <IMO>Sharklike Lyna trudges into NewHome, arms wrapped around her stomach. Jaws stretching wide in a yawn, she plunks her bulk down on a bench.
Nearby Male Human [12m07s] <Bay> Glyph McGriffin ponders for a moment. "I suppose... I suppose that's a good point. Very good idea." He straps his chainsaw to his back, and then blinks a bit. "I don't suppose you know where I can find any peanuts, do you?"
Nearby [11m10s] An elephant, seeings her chance, makes a rush for the gate, quickly pushing past the income Lyna and out into the jungle.
Nearby Male Human [10m22s] <GERM> Jon Bishop momentarily ducks down, jerking his head towards the Elephant. Well. So long as the fight doesn't involve him. A look to Rucin. "Did..I say not need anything? Completely meant I needed something."
Nearby Male Human Site Supporter [10m18s] <SPARC>Contestant Daemon Thanatos chuckles. "I only know of the bar in Imp. And the elephant got away...Well, you'll find it again, I'm sure. Maybe this time, it'll go differently. Good luck, Glyph."
Nearby Male Human [08m40s] <Bay> Glyph McGriffin's eyes go wide as he sees his prey... err, new friend escaping. "Damn it all!" He sighs. "I guess I'll go find some peanuts then, and then back to tracking... Thanks for the advice, anyways."
Nearby Male Human Site Supporter [07m33s] <SPARC>Contestant Daemon Thanatos nods. "Well, good luck finding the elephant. Or another one. Hope it goes over well this time." He pats Glyph on the shoulder gently, chuckling.
Nearby [07m20s] <IMO>Sharklike Lyna twists to glare at the elephant, shaking an angry fist after it. Don't shove a pregnant shark... lady....
Nearby Male Human [05m42s] <Bay> Glyph McGriffin gives a quick wave, then draws his chainsaw and rushes back out the gate, yelling "Come on elephant, don't run TOO fast! I need to chase you to Improbable Central now! There are peanuts there for you!" The revving of his chainsaw fills the air
Nearby Male Human [05m05s] <Bay> Glyph McGriffin's yells fade as he gets further away from the outpost. "Don't you like peanuts!? Come on!"

And finally, a new monster I've submitted. Hopefully it gets through, most of my old monsters used to fill the jungle but seem to have been dropped!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

7/8/11
My Little Midget

"`5Hey! You dere!`0"`n`nYou look around a bit before finally catching sight of a short, naked midget. You quickly close your eyes to shut out the horrible sight and hope he goes away. You then realize that doing so will probably just encourage him to rob you, and, reluctantly, you open them again.`n`n"`5You 'dere! Buy me shit, roight?`0"`n`nHe thrusts what appears to be a small, action figure version of himself in your general direction. At first you are simply relieved that his demand wasn't literal, but the figurine is nearly as gut-wrenching as the Midgit.`n`n"`#Look,`0" you say, slowly stepping backwards, "`#I'm not interested in-`0"`n`n"`5Look! My Little Midgit! Just lik in da show!`0" he insists, gesturing at the cameras. "`5Mint condition, innit? Gen-oo-ine booty mark! Same as on me arse! Look!`0" He waggles his arse at you, showing off a remarkably obscene 'booty mark'. "`5Git it fer yerself, not just fer kids no more, innit! Roight! It's a collectible!`0"`n`n"`#I really, really don't want to buy any-`0"`n`n"`5Roight, den, if you don't wanna do it the easy way, it's like me catch phrase, innit.`0"`n`nYou're almost terrified to ask, but you can't help yourself. "`#Catchphrase?`0" you squeek out.`n`nHe gets a mad gleam in his eyes. "`5Dats roight!`0" he yells, puffing up his chest and readying himself before bellowing "`5IT'S TOIM TO TOLERATE THE LOVIN' SHIT OUT OF YOU!`0"`n`nYou really don't think it's a particularly good catchphrase.

an insistent plea to buy his overpriced doll!

"`5Roight den,`&" he says, tossing the doll down at you as he helps himself to your req. "`5Just you wait till the full set comes out, roight!`&"

you quickly kick the toy away from you, and make a point to never, ever watch the creature's show.

[BunnyBob77]

I hate to ruin that there are 12 members in the clan, but I applied.  I'm only level three, since I started recently due to this topic.

[Singularity125]

That monster is absolutely classic, Gryph. I really hope they put it in. I fought a Midget "Team Awesome" not long ago, so it's not gonna feel out of place or anything.

Offtopic: That craze is catching like wildfire around me, though! Like it's infectious! o.o

[quinnr]

So I think I'll be able to hit level 15 next game day. Then I shall find that drive and slaughter it!

Got his first drive kill. Huzzah!
Now I'm a zombie. BBRRAAIIINNNNNSSS?
The character creation as a zombie was hilarious, by the way. But I won't spoil it!

[GlyphGryph]

Just posting some new log updates

Spoiler: Improbable Central (click to show/hide)

Nearby Male Human Site Supporter [02h30m] Murdoch lumbers into the outpost, one hand scratching at overgrown facial hair. It's past fuzzy and scraggly, and almost to wood-chopping. Needs a shave badly, but can't be bothered to.
Nearby Male Human Site Supporter [02h28m] Murdoch plods on toward a bench and takes a seat facing the fountain. Lack-of-weather means there's no clouds to watch, sadly. Bored between fights, recovering.
Nearby Female Kittymorph [02h25m] <CAKE>Civilian ragmaticalrachel slinks in covered in gore, but radiating pride.
Nearby Male Human Site Supporter [02h23m] Murdoch, in lieu of drifting masses of water vapor, watches the fountain's spray instead. Absently, tape is unwrapped from bleeding knuckles and dropped on the bench. Littering, of course.
Nearby Female Kittymorph [02h19m] <CAKE>Civilian ragmaticalrachel slinks over to tall man and smiles timidly at him.
Nearby Male Human Site Supporter [02h17m] Murdoch barely spares the cat-thing a glance out the corner of his eye before turning it back toward the fountain. Backpack is shrugged off and unzipped, fingers groping inside for another medkit. More tape, until he can afford something better.
Nearby Female Kittymorph [02h16m] <CAKE>Civilian ragmaticalrachel slinks over to tall man and smiles timidly at him.
Nearby Female Kittymorph [02h16m] <CAKE>Civilian ragmaticalrachel offers a large medkit to the man. "Needs some help?"
Nearby Male Human [02h14m] <Bay> Glyph McGriffin looks around a little bit, trying to spot someone who doesn't look too busy. Seeing Murdoch simply staring at some mist, he approaches. "Greetings, I'm Glyph. Pleased to meet you!" he says, offering a hand. "Do you know anything about Elephants?
Nearby Male Human [02h12m] <Bay> Glyph McGriffin also greets ragmaticalrachel with pretty much the same greeting.
Nearby Female Kittymorph [02h09m] <CAKE>Civilian ragmaticalrachel shakes her head. She has no idea what the human is talking about. "Nice to meet you anyway Glyph, I'm ragmatical."
Nearby Male Human Site Supporter [02h07m] Murdoch glances toward Glyph and eyes his hand. Doesn't shake, of course. "Nath aboot elephants."
Nearby Male Human [02h06m] <Bay> Glyph McGriffin smiles. "Nice to meet you, rag. May I call you rag, or do you prefer the full name? Anyways, I've noticed Elephant related structues peppering the landscape, and was wondering if either of you had any idea who built them..."
Nearby Male Human [02h05m] <Bay> Glyph McGriffin frowns a bit. "You see, there's a specific order, and it's vitally important I find another Elephant before I fight the drive for the first time. I had one, but he managed to sneak to off while I was distracted."
Nearby Female Kittymorph [02h05m] <CAKE>Civilian ragmaticalrachel kindly says, "Rag is fine, I guess.... What is an elephant anyway."
Nearby Male Human [02h03m] <Bay> Glyph McGriffin seems a bit confused by this. "You've never heard of an Elephant?"
Nearby Male Human Site Supporter [02h00m] Murdoch closes his eyes and tilts his head back skyward, hands searching through the medkit for the familiar tape roll. Once found, it's used to re-wrap knuckles for another go. "Beg grey thengs weth tusks and long noses."
Nearby Female Kittymorph [01h57m] <CAKE>Civilian ragmaticalrachel shakes her head. She only remembers waking up on the island maybe a month earlier. The only animals she knows are the ones in the outpost.
Nearby Female Kittymorph [01h57m] <CAKE>Civilian ragmaticalrachel points to a disgusting wrinkly grey mutant, "Is that one?"
Nearby Male Human [01h54m] <Bay> Glyph McGriffin shakes his head. "...where are you from, exactly, that you don't know about Elephants, anyway?"
Nearby Female Kittymorph [01h52m] <CAKE>Civilian ragmaticalrachel smiles. "I don't know. Around. I woke up here one day, alone. I have no idea where I came from. This is my home." Ragmatical looks at the chaos around here and smiles.
Nearby Site Supporter [01h52m] Second Lieutenant leporidae menk walks into the outpost led by his cranes.
Nearby Male Human [01h49m] <Bay> Glyph McGriffin looks a bit confused. "You have no recollection of life outside the Island? So either an honest-to-goodness native or an amnesiac, huh... Still, the Island is practically rotten with labs and shrines dedicated to Elephants. You haven't noticed?"
Nearby Female Kittymorph [01h48m] <CAKE>Civilian ragmaticalrachel hasn't because she had no idea they where elephants. "I don't know if i was born here, but from the sounds of it I doubt it. I was probably just hit with alot of improbability. Or something."
Nearby Female Kittymorph [01h48m] <CAKE>Civilian ragmaticalrachel looks over at the foxmorph... for some reason her looks familiar.
Nearby Male Human [01h46m] <Bay> Glyph McGriffin nods. "That's probably the most likely, I guess. You probably had to be hit by a decent amount of improbability to come out as a catmorph anyways.... well, that or been involved in one of the experiments, I suppose. Though nothings for sure here..."
Nearby Female Kittymorph [01h45m] <CAKE>Civilian ragmaticalrachel looks confused. She's a little young to think about all that. She starts preening. "Whatever." She smiles.
Nearby Male Human [01h44m] <Bay> Glyph McGriffin shakes his head a little bit. "So, uh, no Elephant stuff, that's fine." He smiles. "It's nice to meet you anyways, you're actually the first Kitty I've had a conversation with since my arrival."
Nearby Male Human Site Supporter [01h42m] Murdoch yawns and looks down at his hands. Tape is shoved back in the medkit, which goes back into the backpack. Grumbling, he stands again.
Nearby Female Kittymorph [01h42m] <CAKE>Civilian ragmaticalrachel purrs, "Well I hope I don't disappoint."
Online Site Supporter [01h42m] Second Lieutenant leporidae menk is trying to avoid any large crowds of people, they only make things confusing for him. He navigates his way around one particularly large group when he runs into rachel. He is beginning to wonder if his cranes were beginning to do that on purpose...
Nearby Male Human [01h39m] <Bay> Glyph McGriffin smiles. "I'm actually pretty new here myself. I mean, I prepared, but there's still a lot I don't understand. I'm really just doing my best to follow this list I was given and hope it all works out."
Nearby Female Kittymorph [01h38m] <CAKE>Civilian ragmaticalrachel smiles widely at meenos. A few hazy memories of her talking to him as a human come back.
Nearby Female Kittymorph [01h37m] <CAKE>Civilian ragmaticalrachel says, "Hello Meenos. Meenos's cranes." She holds out a finger to them.
Nearby Female Kittymorph [01h36m] <CAKE>Civilian ragmaticalrachel looks at Glyph. "What's on the list?"
Nearby Male Human [01h36m] <Bay> Glyph McGriffin shrugs. He's actually more worried about being the dissapointing one - he's spent his life training for showing up on the Island, by studying and exercising and fighting. But he's never been particularly good with people.
Nearby Male Human [01h35m] <Bay> Glyph McGriffin is pretty sure he's terrible at the socializing thing, but figures its like meeting a new monster in the jungle - just gotta keep trying till you get it right. "Ah, the list? Well, quite a bit... Noeby, come here."
Nearby Male Human [01h34m] <Bay> Glyph McGriffin's Imaginary Notebook flutters over on gossamer wings and whispers into Glyph's ear. "Well, I had to deliver a message to the watcher, and do some jungle fights, and travel to all the cities, and bury some stuff, which was odd.."
Nearby Male Human Site Supporter [01h34m] Murdoch aims his feet toward Sheila's and disappears within.
Nearby Female Kittymorph [01h33m] <CAKE>Civilian ragmaticalrachel nods her head. She's had to do similar things before.
Nearby Male Human [01h33m] <Bay> Glyph McGriffin continues. "And now things are beginning to get a bit strange. For example, my next series of tasks is to 'Discover a Major Plot. Infiltrate.', 'Ride an Elephant through newhome.', and 'Fight the Drive.'"
Online Site Supporter [01h32m] Second Lieutenant leporidae menk's crane leans into her hand, while he himself stands there trying to place the voice. He uses his paint brush to write through the air in silver letters i hate to interrupt for a moment but your voice is familiar i cannot place the scent though
Nearby Male Human [01h32m] <Bay> Glyph McGriffin pauses. "Well, I suppose fighting the drive isn't that strange, since it's supposedly what we are here for, but there's additional notes in each one, and the things I'm supposed to do DURING the drive fight are the odd bits."
Nearby Female Kittymorph [01h30m] <CAKE>Civilian ragmaticalrachel bows her head. "I call myself Ragmatical. I can't remember my real name...I seem to recall us meeting in Cyber City though."
Nearby Male Human [01h30m] <Bay> Glyph McGriffin whispers back and forth with the notebook for a moment. "For example, I'm supposed to sing some weird robot song and manage at least three cartwheels during the battle."
Nearby Female Kittymorph [01h29m] <CAKE>Civilian ragmaticalrachel stares blankly at Glyph. "Who sent you on this crazy quest. Singing would improbably be not helpful."
Nearby Male Human [01h29m] <Bay> Glyph McGriffin cocks his head upon noticing the new person. "Nice to meet you and your birds, new person. I'm not sure what you are though... Oh, and I'm Glyph."
Nearby Male Human [01h29m] <Bay> Glyph McGriffin smiles, remembering. "My Granddad gave me the list a long time ago, before he died, and said to follow it as best I could if I ever ended up here. I had to commit it to memory, of course, since its so hard to bring things here."
Online Site Supporter [01h28m] Second Lieutenant leporidae menk nods, there are only a handfull of people he has met in Cyber City. He writes why would your grandfather tell you to do such things in a fight it seems cumbersome to your survival He missed the part about the list.
Nearby Male Human [01h27m] <Bay> Glyph McGriffin frowns. "However, my mental checklist seems to have become a flying imaginary notebook and task list."
Nearby Male Human [01h27m] <Bay> Glyph McGriffin continues. "And unfortunately, it has most of the important bits I was supposed to remember, so I'm sort of reliant on gim for each task, and he's been quite adamant that I'm not allowed to skip ahead..."
Nearby Male Human [01h26m] <Bay> Glyph McGriffin says "*him"
Nearby Female Kittymorph [01h25m] <CAKE>Civilian ragmaticalrachel isn't sure if Glyph is kidding or not. But she smiles and nods. She turns to Meenos, "Well it's nice to meet you again. I'm afraid I don't remember much about it. But I remember liking you and your cranes alot."
Nearby Male Human [01h25m] <Bay> Glyph McGriffin "So I don't really understand most of the 'whys' anymore, so I just got to trust that since the Imaginary List is part of my mind, or was, it knows what it's doing... err, I'm doing? I'm really trying not to think about it too much.
Nearby Male Human [01h24m] <Bay> Glyph McGriffin only just catches on that the new person is writing instead of talking. He decides not to comment on it. "Your cranes do seem quite nice."
Online Site Supporter [01h22m] Second Lieutenant leporidae menk writes to Glyph i am called meenos he then writes to Ragmatical i have only met a few people in cyber city i cannot place you with one of them though His cranes seem to remember here though, they hop around her feet.
Nearby Male Human [01h21m] <Bay> Glyph McGriffin finally notices the lack of a mouth, and it clicks. This is a strange one... he wonders if the creature is some variant of Joker, instead of a Kittymorph splitoff like he originally thought. They can get strange... Or maybe a mutant? Who knows.
Online Site Supporter [01h21m] Second Lieutenant leporidae menk's paintbrush leaves a bright silver trail through the air if you missed that earlier too.
Nearby Male Human [01h21m] <Bay> Glyph McGriffin thinks for a moment more... Most likely, it could be something completely new. Wouldn't be the first time.
Nearby Female Kittymorph [01h18m] <CAKE>Civilian ragmaticalrachel is by now totally used to 'strange' people and things. She bats at a passing fly. Then sits down and starts polishing her combat boots. Some things never change.
Online Site Supporter [01h16m] Second Lieutenant leporidae menk i have yet to hear of my cranes being mean spirited towards anyone he replies in writing to glyph
Offline Female Human [01h11m] itchysuit swaggers into story wearing her brand new hat.. She's never been in IC story before.. maybe said hat will make a good impression.
Nearby Male Human [01h10m] <Bay> Glyph McGriffin nods towards the cranes. "So what's the story behind them, anyways?"
Nearby Male Human [01h10m] <Bay> Glyph McGriffin adds "If you have the time and desire to explain of course."
Online Site Supporter [01h10m] Second Lieutenant leporidae menk does not look like he notices any such hat, he continues staring blankly ahead as he has been doing the whole time hes been involved in this conversation.
Nearby Male Human [01h08m] <Bay> Glyph McGriffin sends a wary glance at the newcomer. Mostly because the hat is not only obviously new, but bigger then HIS new hat, the first he's ever bought.
Online Site Supporter [01h08m] Second Lieutenant leporidae menk he writes i do not mind i am afraid it does not make much sense though i remember hearing a loud crack feeling a sudden burst of wind a crunch i saw green lightning then heard a cry of pain and then heard paper blowing in the wind
Nearby Female Kittymorph [01h08m] <CAKE>Civilian ragmaticalrachel looks up at the new arrival and her impressive hat. "Hello their."
Offline Female Human [01h06m] itchysuit feels simultaneously flattered by ragmatical's attention and wary of Glyph's disapproval. She scoots along the wall, heading toward ragmatical and promptly extends her hand, "Hi! I'm Itchy."
Nearby Male Human [01h05m] <Bay> Glyph McGriffin does not respond. Rather, he stomps off.
Online Site Supporter [01h05m] Second Lieutenant leporidae menk's cranes are jealous of the attention Ragmaticals boots have been getting and begin to jump onto them, getting in the way of her cleaning them!
Offline Female Human [01h04m] itchysuit frowns to herself, thinking the hat certainly made the wrong impression on Glyph.
Nearby Female Kittymorph [01h05m] <CAKE>Civilian ragmaticalrachel laughs at the cranes. They're so funny!" She croons at them and forgets about her compulsive habit for a bit.
Nearby Female Kittymorph [01h04m] <CAKE>Civilian ragmaticalrachel looks confused at Itchy. "Would like me to scratch you??" She extends a black paw and flexes her claws.
Nearby Male Human [01h04m] <Bay> Glyph McGriffin returns a few moments later, with a number of bits newly added to his hat, making it at least THREE generic sizes larger than itchysuit's. He seems much happier and more welcoming now. "Hello, there, nice hat!"
Offline Female Human [01h03m] itchysuit purrs excitedly, but tries to look discrete about her quivering while she leans in toward ragmatical. Itchy nods, "Oooohh, yes please."
Nearby Female Kittymorph [01h02m] <CAKE>Civilian ragmaticalrachel giggles at Glyph's reaction. Humans. They're so worried about the size of their hats. She carefully scratches Itchys back. "Names Ragmatical, by the way."
Offline Female Human [01h02m] itchysuit keeps one eye open while waiting for some scritches.. Ahhh.. Glyph is back. Wasn't he wearing a smaller hat just a minute ago..?
Nearby Male Human [01h00m] <Bay> Glyph McGriffin grins. "And my name is Glyph. Glyph McGriffin. Pleased to me you, ...?"
Nearby Site Supporter [01h00m] Second Lieutenant leporidae menk writes throught the air in silver letters with his paintbrush i am meenos what is all this about hats
Offline Female Human [59m55s] itchysuit shivers with enjoyment... ohhhhh that's good. She realizes she's being spoken to and tries to regain her composure. "Nice to meet you Ragmatical. Your fur is quite purdy." she grins mischievously.
Offline Female Human [59m35s] itchysuit turns back to Glyph, "Oh yes, me! I'm Itchy!"
Nearby Site Supporter [59m29s] Second Lieutenant leporidae menk his cranes meanwhile relish in the attention they are given by ragmatical.
Offline Female Human [59m16s] itchysuit eyes Glyph.. maybe he'll give scritches too..
Offline Female Human [58m02s] itchysuit whispers to Glyph and Ragmatical.. she doesn't want to be rude.. "Is menk mute?"
Nearby Male Human [57m37s] <Bay> Glyph McGriffin glances to Meenos. "Just complimenting...Itchy? here on her large (if not quite as large as my hat) hat. Its quite nice."
Nearby Male Human [57m18s] <Bay> Glyph McGriffin whispers. "Look. No mouth."
Nearby Female Kittymorph [57m07s] <CAKE>Civilian ragmaticalrachel nods. "HE HAS NO MOUTH." She whispers loudly.
Offline Female Human [56m17s] itchysuit looks at menk.. meenos? and wonders.. but how will we kiss?
Nearby Site Supporter [55m40s] Second Lieutenant leporidae menk hears the whole exchange and finds it rather amusing i have never been a fan of hats it my fur makes me hot enough in this jungle as it is
Offline Female Human [54m56s] itchysuit turns to Meenos and shouts, "WE WERE TALKING ABOUT HATS. SEE," she points up at her head, "I'VE BOUGHT A NEW HAT."
Nearby Female Kittymorph [53m33s] <CAKE>Civilian ragmaticalrachel whispers. "ALSO BLIND"
Nearby Site Supporter [53m30s] Second Lieutenant leporidae menk ears twitch, his tail flicks in agitation there is no need to yell i have exceptional hearing
Nearby Female Kittymorph [53m03s] <CAKE>Civilian ragmaticalrachel is bathed in crane love.
Offline Female Human [51m44s] itchysuit wonders how anyone is supposed to communicate with this foxmorph... she scoots over to him and rubs behind his ears. She whispers, "I didn't mean to yell... sorry..."
Offline Female Human [50m53s] itchysuit notices that Glyph's hat is larger... she pouts a bit before deciding that size doesn't matter... not for hats, anyway.
Nearby Site Supporter [50m24s] Second Lieutenant leporidae menk reaches out with a paw to help itchy keep her balance, he is so very tall.
Offline Female Human [50m02s] itchysuit balances delicately.. she doesn't want to damage the array of crances attached to Meenos' garment.
Offline Female Human [49m30s] itchysuit see Ragmatical subconciously preening and feels very self-conscious about her own lack of fur... at least she has this hat!
Nearby Site Supporter [48m12s] Second Lieutenant leporidae menk is really enjoying the scritches, as is evident by his slowly wagging tail. It is the only indication he enjoys them at all actually, the rest of him is remarkably stoic.
Offline Female Human [46m46s] itchysuit thinks it might be fun to go for a ride on Meenos. She quickly pounces of his back and tries to ride him like a horse, "YeeeeeHaaaw!" Itchy smacks Meenos on the bum.
Nearby Male Human [45m32s] <Bay> Glyph McGriffin is quite confused by all the scratching, and is kind of REALLY sure jumping on people's backs and yelling Yeehaw (ignoring the Son of Budget Horse he rode in on) is bad manners.
Nearby Site Supporter [44m02s] Second Lieutenant leporidae menk is certainly not expecting this, he is also unaccustomed to such contact with his bum. he tries to run forward but trips on something and falls forward. his cranes quickly take flight and prevent him from hitting the ground by suspending him in the air.
Nearby Female Kittymorph [43m43s] <CAKE>Civilian ragmaticalrachel looks at Itchy wide-eyed. She'd never disrespect Meenos like that.
Offline Female Human [43m11s] itchysuit goes flying off of Meenos' back and crashing to the floor. She immediately passed out cold, letting out a small groan.
Nearby Site Supporter [41m51s] Second Lieutenant leporidae menk is gently lowered from the air to the ground, sadly that was not the first time that had happened. at least this one wont give him fleas... he hopes.
Nearby Male Human [40m31s] <Bay> Glyph McGriffin frowns after seeings Rags reaction. Yes, okay, it is definitely not okay to try to randomly ride other contestants. Wildlife, and those named Tim, maybe, but definitely not contestants.
Offline Female Human [40m27s] itchysuit grumbles in her sleep.. "pret'y f'x, sooo prty." She lapses into snoring..
Nearby Male Human [39m04s] <Bay> Glyph McGriffin mentally adds Elephants to the list, just to make sure he's covered on that front. Noeby takes note.
Nearby Male Human [38m43s] <Bay> Glyph McGriffin asks "Meenos, are you okay?"
Nearby Female Kittymorph [37m48s] <CAKE>Civilian ragmaticalrachel goes over and starts looting ischysuit. She pulls out a huge dildo out of itchysuits bag. "Awkwarrrrrd." She shoves it back into the bag and darts away.
Nearby Site Supporter [37m07s] Second Lieutenant leporidae menk is still laying on the ground face down. he rolls over and listens for the moment, it sounds like she went to sleep but he remains on the ground anyways. its a bit comfy here. i am alright i am just glad i did not land on my arm
Offline Female Human [36m24s] itchysuit starts to come to, picking up her things as she rises... something feels out of place. Did someone move her dildo??
Nearby Female Kittymorph [36m21s] <CAKE>Civilian ragmaticalrachel checks to make sure no cranes have been crushed - they seem okay.
Nearby Site Supporter [35m29s] Second Lieutenant leporidae menk they are ok, they all flew through the air to keep him from hitting the ground hard.
Offline Female Human [35m24s] itchysuit see Meenos lying on the ground and rushes over. "Oh no, Meenos, are you hurt? I have a bit of an impulse control problem." she says, biting her lip.
Nearby Female Kittymorph [31m57s] <CAKE>Civilian ragmaticalrachel is sorta glaring at itchy. If itchy tried that on her she would have thrown her into the foutain.
Nearby Male Human [31m36s] <Bay> Glyph McGriffin frowns. "Maybe more than a bit."
Offline Female Human [31m11s] itchysuit thinks perhaps her hijinx are unwelcome in the likes of IC... NH is more of a hijinxy spot, it seems.
Online [30m58s] An elephant trumpets loudly in the distance, a ways from the city.
Nearby Site Supporter [30m50s] Second Lieutenant leporidae menk nods you dont have fleas do you what does that have to do with anything?
Nearby Male Human [30m25s] <Bay> Glyph McGriffin freezes, his head cocked slightly to the side.

Offline Female Human [31m05s] itchysuit thinks OoOoOo.. someone did say something about being able to ride an elephant!
Nearby Male Human [30m31s] <Bay> Glyph McGriffin half whispers. "Did... anyone... else... hear that?"
Offline Female Human [29m59s] itchysuit look sat Meenos, "Thankfully, I'm human and we very rarely have fleas. I am itchy, however, but that's a fairly normal state for me."
Nearby Site Supporter [29m06s] Second Lieutenant leporidae menk nods at glyph i did i have never heard anything like it though he then writes to itchy then i am fine i did not enjoy fleas the last time i had them
Offline Female Human [28m40s] itchysuit wonders how many cigarettes a flea collar costs...
Online [28m08s] An elephant trumpets once more, clearly from the square southeast of town, and then falls silent.
Offline Female Human [27m22s] itchysuit peers up the elephant... she wonders if she can safely get a ride..
Nearby Female Kittymorph [27m01s] <CAKE>Civilian ragmaticalrachel crooks her hears to the sound. She isn't sure what it is, but it sounds BIG!
Nearby Male Human [26m42s] <Bay> Glyph McGriffin gets a determined look on his face. "That is DEFINITELY an Elephant. Sorry to leave so abruptly, but I need to go befriend and/or tame the beast." He pulls a sack of peanuts out of his bag, heafting it over one shoulder.
Nearby Male Human [26m12s] <Bay> Glyph McGriffin pulls his chainsaw out with the other arm, revving it. "He won't escape from me this time, not again!"
Offline Female Human [26m00s] itchysuit waves goodbye to Glyph... she might as well head out into the Jungle anyway...
Nearby Site Supporter [25m52s] Second Lieutenant leporidae menk has learned to stay out of the way of loud things, so he remains laying on his back. good luck glyph
Nearby Female Kittymorph [25m44s] <CAKE>Civilian ragmaticalrachel looks confused. "OOOkkaaayyy." She doesn't know what an elephant is, so you could understand how confused she is about the peanuts.
Nearby Male Human [24m48s] <Bay> Glyph McGriffin waves to the others. "Thanks for some enjoyable conversation, hope to see you lot again. I have an Elephant to catch."
Offline Female Human [24m46s] itchysuit trapses out of story, feeling dejected and friendless, feeling stupid for making a bad impression on new potential friends... she gives a weak smile to Meenos and Ragmatical and slips out.
Nearby Female Kittymorph [23m50s] <CAKE>Civilian ragmaticalrachel waves to the two. She liked both of them.
Nearby Female Kittymorph [23m20s] <CAKE>Civilian ragmaticalrachel turns to Meenos and smiles. "Sooo... what's new?"
Nearby Male Human [22m19s] <Bay> Glyph McGriffin races out of the city, heading Southeast towards the sound of the Elephant...
Nearby Site Supporter [21m23s] Second Lieutenant leporidae menk also liked itchy, although its probably hard to see that through all his stoicism. not much i learned recently that i may be possessed Hows THAT for a conversation starter been a strange few days
Nearby Female Kittymorph [19m14s] <CAKE>Civilian ragmaticalrachel looks at Meenos with wide eyes. "Possessed? With what?"
Nearby Site Supporter [16m55s] Second Lieutenant leporidae menk is still laying on his back as he writes a spirit a serpent a demon im not really sure what i have no recollection of he visibly shivers speaking when it manafests itself
Nearby Female Kittymorph [11m11s] <CAKE>Civilian ragmaticalrachel stands up. She looks outside the outpost, she can hear someone calling her name....in a scream. "I think I got to go." She takes Meeno's hand. I'll see you soon though. She sprints out of the outpost with a quick wave to the cranes
Nearby Site Supporter [09m55s] Second Lieutenant leporidae menk remains laying on the ground, maybe he will just rest here for now.
Nearby Male Human [03m53s] <Bay> Glyph McGriffin lets loose a distant "aaaaarrrrgh". It sounds like defeat.

Spoiler: Just Southeast of Improbable Central (click to show/hide)

Nearby [17m49s] An elephant trumpets loudly. He is not sure why he is here, and has been rather lonely.
Nearby [17m28s] An elephant trumpets again, but there is still, sadly, no response.
Nearby Male Human [09m50s] <Bay> Glyph McGriffin approaches from the distance, swinging his chainsaw and waving a bag of peanuts as he runs at top speed.
Nearby [08m41s] An elephant panics at the sight of the familiar orange trenchcoat. It trumps loudly, this time in a show of fear.
Nearby Male Human [06m40s] <Bay> Glyph McGriffin loudly revs his chainsaw and calls out "Don't run! I just want to be your friend! I need to ride you for my list! I HAVE PEANUTS! PLEASE!"
Nearby [05m08s] An elephant has no idea what the creature is shouting, but he's quite terrifying. The elephant takes off into the nearby woods, dissapearing into the foliage as an incredibly convenient jungle monster eagarly leaps out at the human.
Nearby Male Human [03m56s] <Bay> Glyph McGriffin screeches to halt as the jungle monster leaps out at him. It's that same god damn Lion thats been annoying him for days. "No, you bastard, not now! He'll get away!"
Nearby Male Human [02m58s] <Bay> Glyph McGriffin finishes the fight quickly, and the Lion slinks off into the jungle again, but it's too late - the damage has been done. The elaphant is gone. Glyph falls to his knees and screams at the sky in exasperation. "Arggggghhhhh!"
Nearby Male Human [01m49s] <Bay> Glyph McGriffin steadies himself. "Okay, you can't give up, let's go, he can't have gone far!" he mutters, and rushes off into the jungle after his prey.

[Magentawolf]

Y'know, I think we're the only clan with lower-case letters in the title. It's bothering my OCD'ness. >.>