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[quinnr]

I like me.
And everyone knows that Global Banter resides within the Banterverse, which is a separate dimension. I think that the Banterverse needs a backstory....

[GlyphGryph]

I have initiated plan "Get more customers for the potential RaunchHaus", though the potential side effect of a higher zombie to kitty ratio is not to be overlooked!

Spoiler: Step One: Tell the kitties to start becoming Zombies. Status: Complete (click to show/hide)

Nearby Female Human Ghost [21m42s] <SPARC>Corporeal Ghost/Soul of RawrawRawr smiles and nods "That's good! The past couple days have been... strange for me. I got married! Then got in some trouble, then I technically died..." Her voice trails off.
Nearby Male Human Battery [21m05s] <CAKE>Random Lightning Arc Castor projects "I...I know th' feeling..."
Nearby Female Human Ghost [20m18s] <SPARC>Corporeal Ghost/Soul of RawrawRawr starts running her fingers through her hair "Do you come to Kitt a lot? You seem a little familiar."
Nearby Male Human Battery [18m52s] <CAKE>Random Lightning Arc Castor projects "N-no...not when I c'n help it...usually crowded...dun like crowds..."
Nearby Female Human Ghost [18m14s] <SPARC>Corporeal Ghost/Soul of RawrawRawr nods "True, it's rather empty today though." She says and looks around.
Nearby Male Zombie [18m08s] <Bay>Civilian Glyph McGriffin presses some buttons, and finally his voice comes over the loudspeaker. "Attention, citizens of Kittania. I have an announcement to make. Unfortunately, I forgot what it was. Do any of y'all have any idea?"
Nearby Male Zombie [17m29s] <Bay>Civilian Glyph McGriffin announces over the loudspeaker "Who's there, anyways? Does this thing have video? Gosh darnit this is confusing."
Nearby Male Human Battery [16m43s] <CAKE>Random Lightning Arc Castor looks up at the loudspeaker, past Rawr, staring at a question he's not sure the asker would be able to hear the answer to, anyway.
Nearby Female Human Ghost [16m04s] <SPARC>Corporeal Ghost/Soul of RawrawRawr looks at the speakers "Hello there! Can you hear me? Who are you?"
Nearby Male Zombie [17m34s] <Bay>Civilian Glyph McGriffin continues over the loudspeaker. "Actually I'm not even sure this is the right channel, can y'all hear- ah, there we go, a voice! Hello, white voiced person!"
Nearby Female Human Ghost [16m53s] <SPARC>Corporeal Ghost/Soul of RawrawRawr tilts her head "What do you mean by white voiced?" She didn't realize voices had color.
Nearby Male Zombie [19m49s] <Bay>Civilian Glyph McGriffin announces over the loudspeaker "Who's there, anyways? Does this thing have video? Gosh darnit this is confusing."
Nearby Male Human Battery [19m03s] <CAKE>Random Lightning Arc Castor looks up at the loudspeaker, past Rawr, staring at a question he's not sure the asker would be able to hear the answer to, anyway.
Nearby Female Human Ghost [18m24s] <SPARC>Corporeal Ghost/Soul of RawrawRawr looks at the speakers "Hello there! Can you hear me? Who are you?"
Nearby Male Zombie [18m07s] <Bay>Civilian Glyph McGriffin continues over the loudspeaker. "Actually I'm not even sure this is the right channel, can y'all hear- ah, there we go, a voice! Hello, white voiced person!"
Nearby Female Human Ghost [17m26s] <SPARC>Corporeal Ghost/Soul of RawrawRawr tilts her head "What do you mean by white voiced?" She didn't realize voices had color.
Nearby Male Zombie [16m57s] <Bay>Civilian Glyph McGriffin says "I'm Glyph, transmitting from New Pittsburgh. How are you today, white voiced... are you a Kitty? I can't even tell over this thing."
Nearby Male Human Battery [16m21s] <CAKE>Random Lightning Arc Castor projects "M-maybe it's an analogy...or something..."
Nearby Female Human Ghost [15m58s] <SPARC>Corporeal Ghost/Soul of RawrawRawr smiles "I'm Rawrawrawr! But call me Rawr! I am a ghost actually, I used to be a kitty though!"
Nearby Male Zombie [15m56s] <Bay>Civilian Glyph McGriffin's voice echoes from the speakers. "I mean white-voiced, of course. Your voice sort of sounds like, you know... a Vanilla Milkshake. Or maybe the inside of a coconut."
Nearby Female Human Ghost [15m07s] <SPARC>Corporeal Ghost/Soul of RawrawRawr giggles "My voice sounds delicious I guess!"
Nearby Male Zombie [14m38s] <Bay>Civilian Glyph McGriffin realizes he is, perhaps, not being clear. "Now I'm hungry, damn. A ghost, eh? Ah, that reminds me of what I was supposed to announce! I'm glad you are already on top it! Good job, Rawr, you are now my third favorite Kittania resident. Maybe fourth."
Nearby Female Human Ghost [13m25s] <SPARC>Corporeal Ghost/Soul of RawrawRawr yays and claps for herself "What were you going to announce Glyph?"
Nearby Male Zombie [13m07s] <Bay>Civilian Glyph McGriffin's voice booms over the loudspeaker. "Announcement follows: The Island is currently experiencing a rather severe shortage of Zombies. In light of the surplus of kittens, there is an obvious solution."
Nearby Male Zombie [12m32s] <Bay>Civilian Glyph McGriffin continues "You guy should all try to off yourselves, and do your best to live through. Rawr, you are not quite a zombie, but close enough. Way to set an example!"
Nearby Female Human Ghost [11m46s] <SPARC>Corporeal Ghost/Soul of RawrawRawr yays and dances around.
Nearby Male Human Battery [11m44s] <CAKE>Random Lightning Arc Castor projects "W-Wouldn't...wouldn't that be a good thing...?"
Nearby Male Zombie [11m37s] <Bay>Civilian Glyph McGriffin's voice goes on a bit more. "I didn't even actually know you could just make zombies from dead people, I always assumed you had to be born that way, but apparently dying and living through it is a valid strategy here on the Island. So hop to it!"
Nearby Male Human Battery [10m31s] <CAKE>Random Lightning Arc Castor shys away from the conversation, 'offing yourself, apparently pulling a string for him.
Nearby Male Zombie [09m40s] <Bay>Civilian Glyph McGriffin's voice comes back. "Who's that over there with the mustardy voice? He doesn't sound undead yet."
Nearby Female Human Ghost [08m48s] <SPARC>Corporeal Ghost/Soul of RawrawRawr projects "That is Arc! He is my new friend!"
Nearby Male Human Battery [08m46s] <CAKE>Random Lightning Arc Castor shakes his head and makes his way behind a tree, trying not to listen to the loudspeaker voice.
Nearby Male Zombie [07m51s] <Bay>Civilian Glyph McGriffin seems pleased. "Nice to meet you, Arc! Have you considered becoming a zombie recently? There are lots of perks, you know!"
Nearby Female Human Ghost [06m47s] <SPARC>Corporeal Ghost/Soul of RawrawRawr projects "He doesn't seem to be interested Glyph, but my husband is a kittymorph though! I should tell him your announcement."
Nearby Male Zombie [05m43s] <Bay>Civilian Glyph McGriffin seems confused. "Ah, he's not a kitty? Ah, well, no problem then. But yes, do spread the word! You're the best, Rawr, you are truly credit to team!"
Nearby Female Human Ghost [04m49s] <SPARC>Corporeal Ghost/Soul of RawrawRawr giggles.
Nearby Male Zombie [03m02s] <Bay>Civilian Glyph McGriffin thinks for a minute. "Anyways, that's all I guess. And this comms guy is starting to wake back up, so I should probably skedaddle. Hope to see ya 'round, Rawr! You too, mustard!"
Nearby Female Human Ghost [02m38s] <SPARC>Corporeal Ghost/Soul of RawrawRawr projects "Byyyeeee!"
Nearby Male Zombie [02m36s] <Bay>Civilian Glyph McGriffin's voice abruptly dissolves into the sound of a scuffle, then static, then cuts off completely.
Nearby Female Human Ghost [01m59s] <SPARC>Corporeal Ghost/Soul of RawrawRawr giggles and turns to Arc "That guy was funny."

Step 2: Spread the word to get up some hype! - In Progress
Step 3: Find potential sponsors! - In Progress
Step 4: Begin Construction! - I wish
Step 5: Get a sexy mascot! - COMPLETE! Thanks Quinnr!
Step 6:
Step 7: Profit!!!!

[quinnr]

The 100 cigs have to be on one account. So any help towards the land claim is cig packs from DP. You can get people to help with the building stamina costs and material hauling, though.

And I had that feeling that we got a clan application, but I can't play right now or I'll lose a NewDay when I fall asleep. (I could use some chronospheres...) BUT I CALLED IT!

Step 5: Get a sexy mascot! - COMPLETE! Thanks Quinnr!

No problem!

[Magentawolf]

This is obviously a plan that must be countered at every step of the process! It may take some time, but the simple solution will be to breed more 'morphs. *nods*

[GlyphGryph]

The 100 cigs have to be on one account. So any help towards the land claim is cig packs from DP. You can get people to help with the building stamina costs and material hauling, though.

D:

I'm never gonna get to 100 cigs, feck! But yeah, at the least I'll need help with building and stuff...

Anywho, I guess I'm not gonna be contributing any cigs towwards clan buffs any time soon! Of course, I'm already way ahead of everyone but Krys for that, and she cheated. (But we are all grateful!)

[Magentawolf]

I've got some extra Builder's Brews that I could donate to the cause, but yeah cig costs are pretty damn high, and I'm looking to build a residence of my own at some point. If we're talking supporter-points-wise, it's $10 for 75 (I'm kicking myself for not picking up a couple multiples of the Builder's Box in the lodge at this point, though). Oh well, that 5-per-day should eventually add up to something.

I looked at the spreadsheet regarding clan buff costs, and they're through the bloody roof! It's almost not economical to try and build up a new clans worth, really..

[GlyphGryph]

Well not for a couple people, but if we had a full 20-person clan all contributing a cig a day...

[quinnr]

Well not for a couple people, but if we had a full 20-person clan all contributing a cig a day...

21 person! I accidently put 11 cigs into Member cap, remember?
I try to put in a cig a day at least, trying to get my gloves and stuff back, though.

[Magentawolf]

I try to put in a cig a day at least, trying to get my gloves and stuff back, though.

My pair of gloves were eaten after the very first round, the boots lasted through two DK's, and the Helmet I had lasted through one, I think. I doubt I'll be rebuying them unless I plan to stick around in a single life for a while.

[GlyphGryph]

Hey, I just realized someone was apparently stalking me last season, and did a GREAT write-up of previous plots: (and apparently it was past me!)
See:
http://enquirer.improbableisland.com/dokuwiki/doku.php?id=gryph
And then:
http://enquirer.improbableisland.com/dokuwiki/doku.php?id=gryphbots

God, I forgot half these plots. The Island was great back then.

[FunctionZero]

Hey, I just realized someone was apparently stalking me last season, and did a GREAT write-up of previous plots:
See:
http://enquirer.improbableisland.com/dokuwiki/doku.php?id=gryph
And then:
http://enquirer.improbableisland.com/dokuwiki/doku.php?id=gryphbots

God, I forgot half these plots. The Island was great back then.

Implying you didn't write it yourself

http://enquirer.improbableisland.com/dokuwiki/doku.php?do=revisions&id=gryph

[GlyphGryph]

I remember writing something. I certainly don't remember writing THIS.
But Bloody Hell, I guess I did. I'll edit that, then, hahah.

My memory is about as good as the average Island characters, apparently.

And I didn't know you read this thread, FZ.

[FunctionZero]

I remember writing something. I certainly don't remember writing THIS.
But Bloody Hell, I guess I did. I'll edit that, then, hahah.

My memory is about as good as the average Island characters, apparently.

And I didn't know you read this thread, FZ.

Yeah, I have been a bit inactive for a while. I still read everything under my Unread Replies.

[Magentawolf]

I game across the old Bay12 thread a week past when I was doing some Google searches; the Island apparently looked quite a bit different back in '09.

[quinnr]

Spoiler: Glyph made me do it! (click to show/hide)

  [15m38s] <Bay>Sexy Pirate quinnr hauls a...cardboard box...through the square.

  [15m02s] <Bay>Sexy Pirate quinnr says "Where the fook is someun' who can repare this fine vessile?"

[13m53s] <QQQ>Contestant Jbow watches the pirate quietly from a nearby bench. Strange.

  [12m36s] <Bay>Sexy Pirate quinnr notices the lady staring at him, and storms over to her.

  [11m52s] <Bay>Sexy Pirate quinnr gruns, "Hey you! You have any of that mystical, magical duck tape?"

[11m03s] <QQQ>Contestant Jbow grins, and pulls a roll out of her bag. "I am in triple-quack, as a matter of fact." She hands it over, curious as to what he's making.

  [09m58s] <Bay>Sexy Pirate quinnr says "Well, cannae use some? I need to fix my fookin' ship. It tell apart while I was floatin' through the lake."

[08m45s] <QQQ>Contestant Jbow hands over the tape, suppressing a giggle. "Sure. You can keep it, if you want." The tape has small ducks on it, and is quite sturdy.

  [07m12s] <Bay>Sexy Pirate quinnr cheers, grabs the tape, and promptly sits down on the ground, and pulls out a few cardboard tubes and a pair of extra-large boxer briefs.

  [05m07s] <Bay>Sexy Pirate quinnr then unwraps a long strip of tape, and fashions a mast out of several cardboad tubes. Using another two horizontal tubes for support, he adds the underwear as a sail.

[05m04s] <QQQ>Contestant Jbow sits back down to watch, curious what the underwear's for, and why it has such a flagrantly clashing pattern.

[04m11s] <QQQ>Contestant Jbow ahs. It's a sail.

  [03m57s] <Bay>Sexy Pirate quinnr says "There. Me ship is complete. I think that sail really pulls it all together, don't ye think?"

[02m47s] <QQQ>Contestant Jbow nods politely. "The balaclavas are a nice touch."

[01m33s] <QQQ>Contestant Jbow quickly edges out of the outpost, before any more undergarments appear.

  [01m11s] <Bay>Sexy Pirate quinnr says "Methinks it be missin' something, though..a fine lady, perhaps?"

  [00m46s] <Bay>Sexy Pirate quinnr turns on his feet, and notices the lady disappeared.

  [00m25s] <Bay>Sexy Pirate quinnr says "That fookin' beach!"