Newest update of my continuing Adventure
Male Human [03h14m] Glyph McGriffin finally re-enters the city, looking worse for the wear, muttering something about Elephants. He drags an empty peanut sack behind him, his chainsaw is a bit bent, and he seems quite unhappy.
Male Human [03h11m] Glyph McGriffin waves to Meenos, and then finds a bench to lie down on and just rest for a while. His notebook flutters in on gossamar wings, flitting about and listening in on conversations.
Female clockwork penguin [03h10m] little clockwork Shi seems to have let go rather than be dragged into the open. when the paw returns she does latch on, but tries to pull it down with her, regardless of thte fact that she is quite small and mister Meenos is quite big.
Female Human [03h08m] Lizzie Namita looks at Meenos' writing. "Ah, well, it's showin gup, but it's slurred. You're writing as though you're very drunk!" She giggles.
[03h08m] Second Lieutenant leporidae menk is now bent over the fountain, holding a certain umbrella. Its difficult to keep himself dry leaning over like this.
Female clockwork penguin [03h06m] little clockwork Shi peeks past the paw and sees the umbrella as a dark shape above the water. she relaxes her grip slightly, though still quivers.
Female Joker Pony [03h04m] Brony For Life, Xel Unknown shakes off some wall and notes that she's NOT a ponymorph... But a fully normal My Little Pony.
[03h03m] Second Lieutenant leporidae menk sets the umbrella aside and his brush underneath it, this is a job for two paws! He holds his arm so his sleeve hangs down into the water, holding it open for Shi.
Female Human [03h02m] Lizzie Namita looks down into the water and sees that Meenos is trying to retrieve Shi. "You know, I don't think she wants to come out.."
Female clockwork penguin [03h02m] little clockwork Shi sees a hidingplace. she bolts up mister Meenos' sleeve, clicking fearfully and digging claws in.
Male Human [03h00m] Glyph McGriffin's notebook flutters a bit around Meenos's head, it's single eyelike structure glowing a bit as it watches the interactions with Shi.
Male Human [03h00m] Glyph McGriffin's notebook doesn't really have an eye of course, that would be silly. It's just a flat, metal plate that looks vaguely like an eye.
[02h58m] Second Lieutenant leporidae menk has really thick for so barely feels it, he brings his arm up out of the water and holds it up for lizzie to look into. Its really dark up that sleeve, should it be that dark? He picks up the umbrella with his other paw, keeping it over his brush.
Female Human [02h57m] Lizzie Namita peers inside. "You may have gotten rid of your fleas, but I think you just aquired Shis."
Female clockwork penguin [02h56m] little clockwork Shi stares back at miss Lizzie, glazed with fear. "don' trusst it!"
Male Kittymorph [02h54m] Stephenopolis's ears twitch. Shis? Then starts at the voice. But wait... she could never fit into a sleeve... He takes a few steps out into the rain, droplets pitter-pattering on the hood of his poncho.
Male Human [02h53m] Glyph McGriffin mumbles a bit, half asleep. Suddenly, he is strike be inspiration, and on his feet. "I've got it! The problem is that I'm going about it the wrong way! I can't corner an elephant by myself! I need... the power of friendship!"
[02h52m] Second Lieutenant leporidae menk's fur is sopping wet, he is beginning to shiver a bit. He picks up his brush and moves under his umbrella. he writes is this the same one that was in the common ground
Male Human [02h51m] Glyph McGriffin grins. "List item #27! Okay, now, who do I know that might help... hmmm... I may need more friends...."
Male Kittymorph [02h51m] Stephenopolis is interrupted by the voice of a newb- I mean human. He turns his head to him, with a look of You've got to be shitting me... He turns away, shaking his head.
Female clockwork penguin [02h50m] little clockwork Shi nods fervently. it probably doesn't help that poor mister Meenos has a dripping wet robot against his arm. "Yessir- or- no- no hhorn- mus'- mus' be workingffor..."
Male Human [02h49m] Glyph McGriffin looks around eagerly. Ah. He points at Stephanopolis. "You, cat person! Cats like hunting things, right? Would you like to be my friend and or accompany me on a hunt? Oh, yes, and I'm Glyph. Glyph McGriffin."
Female Human [02h48m] Lizzie Namita is bewildered by the chaos and trying to find out why Shi's so upset. "Is the pony bad? What's wrong?"
Male Kittymorph [02h47m] Stephenopolis cringes a little. Damn... knew I shouldn't have looked at him... He slowly turns to Glyph with a grin plastered on his face. "A-actually, I'm a bit tired... from the hunting I did this morning..." He lets out an embarrassed chuckle.
Male Kittymorph [02h47m] Stephenopolis says "S-sorry..."
[02h47m] Second Lieutenant leporidae menk he doesnt know that ponys are actually that violent but he writes this anyways ill make sure she doesnt do what do ponys do? whatever ponys do
Female clockwork penguin [02h46m] little clockwork Shi keens quietly. "cannot trusst horsses- can- cannot! dangerouss things."
Male Human [02h45m] Glyph McGriffin takes a quick look around at this other options. Meenos... maybe willing, might not be too useful in a hunt. Another human, blindfolded, same problem. Someone's mount that obviously got left unattended... and that penguin he sees everywhere.
Female Human [02h45m] Lizzie Namita sounds put out. "I like horses..."
Male Human [02h44m] Glyph McGriffin turns back to Stephenopolis, a somewhat desperate look on his face. "Uh, do you know anyone else that might want to go hunt elephants? Or is in need of new friends, specifically friends that need them to help capture an elephant?"
[02h44m] Second Lieutenant leporidae menk has had to avoid wild horses in the jungle before i can understand why she is afraid of horses
Male Kittymorph [02h43m] Stephenopolis frowns. You're trying way too hard, kid... Then gives Glyph a small smile. "Uhm... I... I might be able to help you tomorrow... after I get some rest..."
Male Kittymorph [02h43m] Stephenopolis then cringes. "Crap! That's right! I was gonna enter the rally then..."
Female Joker Pony [02h43m] Brony For Life, Xel Unknown pipes up. "I'm always up for making new Friends! For as we all know, Friendships is Magic!"
Male Human [02h42m] Bdthemag notices Glyph and waves at him.
Male Human [02h42m] Glyph McGriffin realizes he has clearly misstepped, and frowns. He supposed he'll oh god that horse just talked. He whips out his chainsaw. "Ah! Monster in the city!"
Female clockwork penguin [02h41m] little clockwork Shi chitters senselessly at the pony's voice, and quivers. atleast the gentleman who talks like this has the right idea.
Male Human [02h40m] Glyph McGriffin notices Bdthemag. "Thank luck! You've got here just in time! There's a monster horse intimidating that penguin, and I also need help with an elephant!"
Female Human [02h40m] Lizzie Namita suddenly sits up and gets between Glyph and Xel. "Whoa! It's not a monster! H-Hey dude, are you new, or what?" This wasn't the first talking horse she had met, and she'd only been here a month.
[02h40m] Second Lieutenant leporidae menk hears xel, he wasnt sure she was still there. he holds out his paw with the umbrella in it between the sleeved shi and xel, a sturdy barrier of protection!
Female Joker Pony [02h40m] Brony For Life, Xel Unknown points her battle Saddle Guns at the Man. "I'm no monster..."
Male Kittymorph [02h40m] Stephenopolis eeps and runs over behind Glyph, placing a hand on his chainsaw-wielding arm. "H-h-hey, c-calm down... the guards let her in... d-d-don't go fighting in the outposts..." Damn newbies...
Male Human [02h39m] Bdthemag confused asks Glyph "Have you been smoking to much or something? You seem a bit more crazy than usual.
Male Human [02h39m] Glyph McGriffin quickly relaxes. "Uh... sorry... just... a bit high strung lately. This... elephant hunt has me a bit on edge."
Male Human [02h39m] Glyph McGriffin puts away his chainsaw. "Sorry, uh... Mr.... horse person. I'm Glyph. Sorry for freaking out a bit."
Female Human [02h39m] Lizzie Namita sighs. "What's all this about an elephant then?"
Male Human [02h39m] Bdthemag says "I would like to know the same thing."
Female Joker Pony [02h38m] Brony For Life, Xel Unknown says "Elephant???"
Female clockwork penguin [02h38m] little clockwork Shi relaxes slightly for the barrier. atleast she isn't gibbering about unicorns anymore.
Male Kittymorph [02h38m] Stephenopolis mutters, "Sheila still won't sell me the gun that shoots em..."
Male Human [02h37m] Glyph McGriffin nods. "Last task I need to complete before fighting the drive. I need to ride an elephant through NewHome. I've been trying to capture and/or befriend it for over a week, but it always escapes."
Male Human [02h37m] Bdthemag says "Have you tried shooting it yet?"
Female Joker Pony [02h36m] Brony For Life, Xel Unknown blinks. "Why? I think somepony is just prankin' you dude."
Male Human [02h36m] Glyph McGriffin continues. "Just earlier today, I was tracking it across a river when it jumped out of a tree, knocked me in the water, and stole all the peanuts I was going to try to use to make it be my friend." he sighs.
Female Human [02h36m] Lizzie Namita stares in awe. "Seriously? we have to do that before approaching the drive? This is the first I'm hearing.." Not that she had fought the Drive to know for herself.
Male Human [02h36m] Glyph McGriffin says "I didn't even know bloody elephants could climb trees."
Male Kittymorph [02h36m] Stephenopolis blinks and echos, "Why?" Then giggles at the repetition. "The pony's right..."
Male Human [02h35m] Glyph McGriffin shakes his head to Lizzie. "No, no, it's just me. It's on the list, and I have to do what's on the list. And the elephant is on the list."
Male Kittymorph [02h35m] Stephenopolis giggles some more at Glyph's story. "You sure it wasn't just a lion in an elephant suit? Lions are sneaky bastards like that..."
Female Human [02h34m] Lizzie Namita quirks an eyebrow. "List? What list? Why?" There it was again, the burning question.. WHY?
[02h34m] Second Lieutenant leporidae menk would join the conversation but hes not taking shi any closer to the pony.
Female Joker Pony [02h34m] Brony For Life, Xel Unknown says "Yeah... Who the hell gave you this List?"
Male Human [02h33m] Bdthemag says "Glyph I would love to help you with this...Elephant. But I gotta go train at the Dojo."
Male Human [02h32m] Glyph McGriffin's list flutters over. "My list. Given to me by my grandad, memorized, and now following me around the Island making sure I do it all."
Male Human [02h31m] Glyph McGriffin continues. "He always knew I'd end up on the Island someday, trained me for this most of my life, and I promised I'd follow the list once I got here."
Female clockwork penguin [02h31m] little clockwork Shi seems a lot calmer for having a safe place to hide. she curls around mister Meenos' arm like a particularly unnattractive piece of jewellery.
Female Joker Pony [02h31m] Brony For Life, Xel Unknown says "But...But...But...?"
Male Kittymorph [02h30m] Stephenopolis nods, then grins with curiosity. "So what else is on the list?"
Male Alien Elementalist [02h30m] Citizen Rucin blinks at Shi, commenting, "My, what a lovely piece of jewelry that is!" He's not known for his fashion sense.
Male Human [02h30m] Glyph McGriffin shrugs. "I'm not really too clear on most of the details, the list just sort of dissapeared from my mind once it started following me around, and it says I'm not allowed to peek ahead whenever I ask. It gives me a few items at a time."
Male Human [02h29m] Bdthemag yawns "Again, I suggest shooting it."
Male Human [02h29m] Glyph McGriffin tries to clarify. "It's an Imaginary List, you see. Just a product of my imagination, but it's taken some of the more important bits for reference, I think. It's name is Noeby."
[02h29m] Second Lieutenant leporidae menk has never looked so pretty before! not that he would ever now if he did. He writes im beginning to feel very cold now he sneezes, almost on cue, sending little droplets of water off his fur.
Male Human [02h28m] Glyph McGriffin looks to bdthemag. "If I shoot it, how can I ride it through NewHome? And plus the plasma rifle I smuggled in only shoots pillows now for some reason."
Female Joker Pony [02h28m] Brony For Life, Xel Unknown says "Oh god... Your way to new to have such madness!!!"
Male Human [02h28m] Bdthemag suprised say's "Oh you want it Alive? Thats wierd."
Male Human [02h27m] Glyph McGriffin says "Well, unless you know how I can ride a dead elephant through NewHome."
Male Alien Elementalist [02h27m] Citizen Rucin tilts his head at Shi's bearer, and offers him a spare strip of cloth, offering, "Towel?"
Female Human [02h27m] Lizzie Namita winces. "Poor guy... The improbability bubble really did a number on you hard and fast, didn't it? I wouldn't worry so much about the elephant or the list.. It'll probably disappaer and be replaced with something equally weird after a drive kill!"
Female clockwork penguin [02h26m] little clockwork Shi blinks, and whirrs sheepishly, trying to warm up her motors.
Female Joker Pony [02h26m] Brony For Life, Xel Unknown says "Easy! You turn it into a Zombie Elephant... Or maybe you should got the Kittypnant place and try to ask to borow their lovely beastie..."
Male Human [02h25m] Glyph McGriffin considers these options...
Female Human [02h25m] Lizzie Namita nods to Xel. "Actually, the kittphant research place isn't a bad idea... I bet they would know what to do."
Male Kittymorph [02h23m] Stephenopolis slowly backs away from the crowd surrounding Glyph, remembering a mention of Shi earlier. He'd very much like to be able to find his friend... Now where was she supposed to be again?
[02h23m] Second Lieutenant leporidae menk takes the cloth and sticks his brush up his sleeve as he dries himself as much as he can. he isnt sure what shi is making that noise for but it feels pretty good.
[02h23m] An elephant's trumpet echoes from the northwest of the city.
Male Human [02h23m] Bdthemag turns to Glyph, "Have you seen Quinn recently? He's a bit more, erh zombified than usual."
Male Human [02h22m] Bdthemag mutters "How convienent."
Male Human [02h22m] Glyph McGriffin says "No, I haven't seen him since... was that an elephant?"
Female Human [02h21m] Lizzie Namita walks over to Meenos and gives him a hug. "I'm not crazy enough to understand this guy yet. I'm going to get going. You take care of yourself, and we'll talk soon." She kneels down to shou tup his sleeve. "You too Shi!"
Female clockwork penguin [02h21m] little clockwork Shi can atleast make sure mister Meenos' arm doesn't freeze to death. she stares out of his sleeve and watches the world go by. she starts slightly at miss Lizzie, but then caws. "please mind the gaps!"
Male Human [02h20m] Glyph McGriffin looks in a panic at his empty bag of peanuts and his bent chainsaw. "What am I going to do!?" He looks pleadingly at Bdthemag and Xel. "Please help me catch it!? It's not far!"
Male Human [02h20m] Bdthemag says "Eh, why not. I haven't done my quota of crazy things today."
Male Alien Elementalist [02h19m] Citizen Rucin grins, happy to have helped--however slightly. He then blinks and stares at armband-Shi, questioning, "...What gaps? Are the outpost walls in trouble?"
Female Joker Pony [02h19m] Brony For Life, Xel Unknown nods and runs out!
[02h19m] Second Lieutenant leporidae menk nods at liz, he is still drying himself off as much as he can while it is still raining. he waves goodbye as she leaves.
Female clockwork penguin [02h19m] little clockwork Shi stares glazedly at mister Rucin, round-eyed. "there are alwaysss gaps, ssir..."
Male Kittymorph [02h19m] Stephenopolis's ears twitch. Where did that gap minding come from? He heads towards the direction of the thin voice, improbably tuning out all the other commotion - at least for the moment. He hears Rucin talking about gaps, so he heads to him.
Male Human [02h19m] Glyph McGriffin says "To the northwest then!"
Male Human [02h18m] Bdthemag says ""Onwards!""
Male Human [02h18m] Glyph McGriffin adds as he runs out. "The gaps in the ceiling of course... the sky is dangerous." And then he is gone.
Female Human [02h18m] Lizzie Namita nods to Shi then takes her leave.
Male Kittymorph [02h17m] Stephenopolis turns at the voice of Shi once more. Then tilts his head up at the albino foxmorph. He headtilts. "Sh... shi?"
Male Human [02h17m] Bdthemag says "me looks around and throws down a smoke bomb, it falls to the ground and nothing happens. Bdthemag akwardly looks around and mutters "Shit." then runs away."
Male Alien Elementalist [02h17m] Citizen Rucin slowly nods in acceptance, "Yes, I suppose there are. Oh, and by the way: you should try watching out for the shark-like lady; I heard her mention being hungry for penguins a few days ago."
[02h17m] Second Lieutenant leporidae menk he stops with the rag, hes done about all he can. he holds up his sleeve, what a nice penguin shaped armband he has!
Male Kittymorph [02h16m] Stephenopolis's eyes go wide, as he asks again, this time to the right person... "Shi?"
Female clockwork penguin [02h15m] little clockwork Shi gasps at mister Rucin. another thing to be scared of, it seems. then she sees a mister Stephen. "uhh, h'llossir!"
Male Kittymorph [02h14m] Stephenopolis grins. "It's been a really really really long time!" He's tempted to hug her, but she seems... busy... hanging onto the foxmorph.
Male Alien Elementalist [02h13m] Citizen Rucin turns to stare at the kittymorph. "I take it you know the lady penguin, then?" To Shi he adds, "I wouldn't worry too much, though; you seem to have a good circle of friends."
Male Kittymorph [02h13m] Stephenopolis frowns as he shakes his head. "Didn't used to be one..."
[02h12m] Second Lieutenant leporidae menk moves shi away from stephen as he holds the rag out to rucin.
Female clockwork penguin [02h11m] little clockwork Shi uncurls slightly, glancing about nervously. "is it gone?" she looks almost-at mister Stephen. "yessir, I, uh... shrunk a bit."
Male Kittymorph [02h06m] Stephenopolis laughs a bit and nods. "Mm!" He doesn't question about what Shi was so afraid of - he's just happy to see a good friend again.
Male Alien Elementalist [02h05m] Citizen Rucin accepts his towel-like rag, and bows. He says as he sets off, "Well, have fun!"
[02h04m] Second Lieutenant leporidae menk nods as he pulls his brush back out and waves bye to rucin. he writes i cannot tell if she is still here the rain makes things difficult for me
Male Kittymorph [02h02m] Stephenopolis waves to the mutant - whose name he doesn't even know - and turns back to Shi - and the feminine foxmorph she holds onto. Ahh, there's that beautiful air-writing again. He headtilts as he reads it...
Female clockwork penguin [02h01m] little clockwork Shi quivers, running up and down mister Meenos' arm, trying to see if the pony is gone. "the 'brella, the 'brella might... I can't see it has it gone?"
Male Kittymorph [02h00m] Stephenopolis shakes his head in confusion. "Who?"
[02h00m] Second Lieutenant leporidae menk pans his arm around the outpost like some sort of camera so Shi can look for herself
Female clockwork penguin [01h59m] little clockwork Shi waves overlong arms and hops up and down. "the horse! there was a horse!" she looks about, slowly calming down when it doesn't appear.
Male Kittymorph [01h57m] Stephenopolis nods. "Oh, yeah, she left with the others, I think..." He frowns. "There was an elephant... I think... they went to catch it or something..." He giggles. "Sounds like fun, actually. I shoulda gone with em..."
[01h56m] Second Lieutenant leporidae menk writes i do not like large things i have learned to give them a wide berth
Female clockwork penguin [01h55m] little clockwork Shi nods slowly. "elephants are ssensible... ssometimes on island you get- get verysmall 'lephants!"
[01h55m] Second Lieutenant leporidae menk does not know why a gremlin worked a large in there, he meant loud.
Female clockwork penguin [01h53m] little clockwork Shi giggles. "they have the mos' enormous teeth..."
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Male Human [01h37m] Bdthemag arrives at Improbable Central with a small pony hefted on his shoulders.
[01h37m] Second Lieutenant leporidae menk writes she is a brave one have you known her long
Female Joker Pony [01h37m] Brony For Life, Xel Unknown snores some more on Bdthmag's sholders.
Male Kittymorph [01h36m] Stephenopolis nods before turning to the commotion reentering town.
Male Human [01h36m] Bdthemag says "Does anyone know this Pony? Or a place where I could drop off a pony?"
Male Kittymorph [01h35m] Stephenopolis laughs. "Wherever you want..." Then grins mischievously. "The fountain might be a good place."
[01h34m] Second Lieutenant leporidae menk hides shi under a paw when he hears the pony has returned.
Male Human [01h35m] Bdthemag shrugs "I'll just set her down here."
Male Human [01h34m] Bdthemag lowers the pony to the ground.
Male Human [01h34m] Bdthemag says "Now if you'll excuse me i'll be heading towards Newhome to get some free crap."
Female Joker Pony [01h34m] Brony For Life, Xel Unknown snores some on the Ground... Then works her way sleeply up onto all fours while still napping.
[01h32m] Second Lieutenant leporidae menk stares into the rain as he writes did he leave it
Male Kittymorph [01h31m] Stephenopolis can't help but break out into a silly grin - she's just too cute sleeping like that on all fours! He reaches up and scritches her behind the ears, wearing a perfectly kitty-like :3 face. He doesn't notice the foxmorph's writing.
Female Joker Pony [01h30m] Brony For Life, Xel Unknown slowly wakes up to the Scritches. "Mmmm.... Wha?"
Male Kittymorph [01h27m] Stephenopolis's eyes go wide, and he quickly removes his hand and sticks both his hands behind his back. "How... h-how was the elephant hunting?"
Female Joker Pony [01h26m] Brony For Life, Xel Unknown says "Note to self... Never use gas without a mask..."
[01h24m] An elephant trumpets wildly to the south, the panic obvious in its voice even from this distance.
[02h22m] An elephant trumpets lazily, and returns to grazing peacefully, keeping a single eye fixed on the nearby city.
Male Human [02h20m] Glyph McGriffin points. "That's him!"
Female Joker Pony [02h20m] Brony For Life, Xel Unknown runs out of the Outpost where the Elephant is... And starts a shooting her Battle Saddle at it with Trank Drarts!
[02h20m] An elephant looks terrified at the familiar site of the man in the orange trenchoat. It trumpets in fear, and slowly backs away.
[02h19m] An elephant trumpets in surprise as the darts sink into it's skin, and collapses to the ground.
Male Human [02h19m] Glyph McGriffin looks at the fallen elephant. "Well... that was easy."
Male Human [02h18m] Bdthemag says "Why did I have to come along again?"
Male Human [02h18m] Glyph McGriffin looks around a bit... "I'm not actually too sure on what to do now though... I guess I should go get on it?"
Male Human [02h18m] Glyph McGriffin runs for the elephant... and promptly dissapears into the ground as he is caught by its cunningly concealed pit trap a dozen feet from reaching it.
Female Joker Pony [02h17m] Brony For Life, Xel Unknown says "Now let's try the Mind Control! Who Brought the Mind Control helm?"
[02h17m] An elephant leaps to its feet, plucking the darts out of its thick skin, and lets off a trumpet of triumph!
Male Human [02h17m] Bdthemag swears, and rushes towards the elephant.
[02h16m] An elephant is somewhat surprised by the appearance of yet another creature... it feels in the long grass near its feet, finally grabbing a rop and pulling.
Female Joker Pony [02h15m] Brony For Life, Xel Unknown chuckles and then goes firing some Mini-Moditiee Imp-Bombs, trying to use them to Mind Control it somehow... Xel never really thinks these things though.
[02h14m] An elephant begins fleeing from the new human as the sides of the pit trap give way, collapsing to fill in the hole. Suddenly, the ground is torn up by a small explosion near its feet... it stumbles, nearly losing its balance.
Male Human [02h13m] Bdthemag screams like a maniac as he hefts his chainsaw in the air he starts to run again, but trips over a log and the chainsaw is sent flying.
Female Joker Pony [02h12m] Brony For Life, Xel Unknown trys firing some leg-tie-up-ie rope thingie at the Best, then she notices that the best seems to have been contaned.
[02h11m] An elephant struggles back to it's feat, deciding it can't outrun these new projectile things. It turns, racing for bdthemag instead.
Male Human [02h10m] Bdthemag startled, tries to get up on his feet. In the far off distance someone can be heard yelling "Who throw this damn chainsaw at me!"
Female Joker Pony [02h09m] Brony For Life, Xel Unknown keeps shooting ropes at the Bestie...
[02h08m] An elephant tries to dodge the barrage of ropes, but is eventually caught. The ropes wrap around its thick legs, and it goes crashing to the ground.
Male Human [02h08m] Bdthemag says "Well, that wasn't so hard. Hopefully Glyph isn't dead..."
Female Joker Pony [02h07m] Brony For Life, Xel Unknown laughs. "Like Death is an issue here... Most of the time you just die, and that can be fixed easly... Only time death is a problem is if you end up Deader then Dead!"
[02h07m] An elephant struggles against the ropes - it is caught, but clearly not yet subdued.
Male Human [02h06m] Glyph McGriffin continues being trapped underground.
Male Human [02h05m] Bdthemag yells towards Glyph, "Don't worry buddy i'll get you out of there!"
Male Human [02h05m] Bdthemag he picks up a stray rope and runs towards the hole.
Male Human [02h04m] Bdthemag arrives at the hole in the ground and looks down.
Male Human [02h03m] Glyph McGriffin is currently buried under a dozen feet of dirt, on account of the hole having collapsed in on itself.
Male Human [02h03m] Bdthemag throws away the rope, which is for some reason a large snake now.
Female Joker Pony [02h03m] Brony For Life, Xel Unknown then trys spraying knock out gas at the Bestie...
[02h01m] An elephant struggles to untangle itself from the ropes, using it's truck to pick up a nearby sharp rock and start cutting away at the bindings... as the knockout gas hits it, it gets a biit woooozyyy and and starrrts mississing a looot but isss still conscientous.
[02h01m] An elephant hurls the rock at the stubborn pony, missing badly. It trumpets in anger!
Female Joker Pony [02h01m] Brony For Life, Xel Unknown keeps to spraying the gass... Wishing she had a gas mask on righ tnow.
Male Human [02h00m] Bdthemag pulls out his Digging Shovel (TM) and starts digging...
[01h59m] An elephant, finally, passes out and starts snoring.
Female Joker Pony [01h58m] Brony For Life, Xel Unknown slowly starts to be losing it herself givin the lack of a gas mask... Passing out alittle after the Elephant.
[01h58m] An elephant doesn't stir, even as the remaining ropes slither away.
Male Human [01h58m] Bdthemag looks around and notices the sleeping elephant and pony, "Well shit."
Male Human [01h57m] Glyph McGriffin's notebook flutters up and lands on Bdthemag's shoulder. Does he need any help?
Female Joker Pony [01h56m] Brony For Life, Xel Unknown's sleeping from shoots out some Mind-Control fulled Dart at the Elephant, then just snores some more...
Male Human [01h56m] Glyph McGriffin's notebook helpfully points out that it took note of the fact the hole was exactly eleven and a half feet deep, so that with the position Glyph was most likely buried in, you still have several feet of digging to go.
Male Human [01h55m] Bdthemag mutters "Shutup you stupid notebook."
Male Human [01h55m] Glyph McGriffin's notebook helpfully points out that it is an Imaginary notebook, and cannot, in fact, talk.
Male Human [01h54m] Glyph McGriffin lets out a muffled scream of pain as a shovel sinks into his arm. "mmmmmmfff!"
Male Human [01h54m] Bdthemag grabs Glyph's arm and pulls him up.
Male Human [01h53m] Glyph McGriffin sputters as he's pulled from the dirt. "Thanks, man, a lifesaver *cough* you are. Did we... did we *cough* get it?
Male Human [01h53m] Bdthemag says ""Yeah, we did. Its sleeping right over there."
Male Human [01h52m] Glyph McGriffin coughs "I see the horse guy fell asleep too... well, let's try to drag them back to town, then, I guess. Hopefully we can get the elephant saddled up and me on top of it before it wakes up..."
Male Human [01h51m] Bdthemag nods "I'll drag the pony, you can umm drag the elephant."
Male Human [01h50m] Glyph McGriffin's eye's widen as he realizes exactly what he will need to do. He says "Screw it, then I'll have to do it bareback. Help get me tied on on."
Male Human [01h50m] Bdthemag nods, and helps Glyph onto the Elephant.
Male Human [01h50m] Glyph McGriffin pulls some rope out of his bag. "We need to make it tight enough he can't shake me off when he wakes up."
Male Human [01h49m] Glyph McGriffin slings the rope around the elephants legs as best he can, but it stumped at how to run the ropes underneath it...
Male Human [01h48m] Bdthemag jabs the elephant in its side, it lifts its leg up to kick him...
Male Human [01h48m] Glyph McGriffin quickly throws the clump of ropes underneath! Success!
[01h47m] An elephant snores in its sleep as it shifts.
Male Human [01h46m] Glyph McGriffin quickly gets to work tying himself to the creature's back... currently, he's sideways, but when the elephant gets up that problem will fix itself.
Male Human [01h46m] Bdthemag takes out a cigerette and starts smoking.
Male Human [01h46m] Bdthemag says "Want one?"
Male Human [01h45m] Glyph McGriffin, currently splayed across the creatures back, shakes his head. "Nah thanks, they give me the jitters.
Male Human [01h44m] Glyph McGriffin points with his chin. "Just tighten up those ropes and drag the pony back to town, I should be good now. Thanks for the help, you two were great!
Male Human [01h44m] Bdthemag says "I'll be sure to tell that to the pony, have fun in Newhome/"
Female Joker Pony [01h44m] Brony For Life, Xel Unknown is not a guy but a girl...
Male Human [01h43m] Bdthemag hefts the She-Pony onto his shoulder, and starts walking towards Improbable Center.
[01h43m] An elephant shifts as it starts to come to.
Female Joker Pony [01h42m] Brony For Life, Xel Unknown is carried back to Central as she sleeps.
Male Human [01h42m] Bdthemag says "See ya later buddy."
Male Human [01h41m] Bdthemag dissapears into the jungle.
[01h32m] An elephant struggles to its feet, finally waking up. It begins stumbling off into the jungle, a small notebook fluttering behind it, not yet realizing something is strapped onto it's back...
[53m01s] An elephant suddenly realizes a man is strapped to it's back! It freaks the frak out and begins trumpeting wildly!
Male Human [47m35s] Glyph McGriffin yells "Woah, there, elephant! Calm down! I'm your friend now! Oh, no, no, what are you doing with that stick!? Ow ow ow ow stop stop ow!" Glyph cannot even try to block or dodge he's tied down so tight, and the elephant takes off at a gallop.
[45m29s] An elephant runs to the southeast!
[24m23s] An elephant flees madly into the city, trumpeting wildly, with an orange coated man affixed tightly to its back by several lengths of rope, holding him spread eagle against an elephants back. The elephant is holding a large branch in its truck.
Male Kittymorph [23m36s] Ihpkmn stares at the elephant, glad that he and Craig are not in it's path.
Male Human [23m27s] Glyph McGriffin lets out muffled yells of pain as the elephant hits him over and over again, but he seems almost... happy. "I'm *OUCH* actually *OH GOD* doing it! *OW OW OW* Hahaha!"
[22m42s] Sharklike Craig Temple bounce bounce bounces. "I 'unno! Uh uhm... Six days? AGH!" he yelps in surprise, slapping his hands over his eyes. And peeking through his fingers like the cheater he is. "Whuzzat?"
[22m24s] An elephant continues to thwack the man with its stick, running around the town in a panick. Finally, it throws itself back first through a nearby building in an attempt to disloge the thing clinging to its back.
Male Human [22m03s] Contestant Daemon Thanatos chuckles a bit, watching the elephant and Glyph. He shakes his head, laughing.
Male Kittymorph [21m59s] Ihpkmn says "Wow. Six days? That's... very young." He points to the elephant. 'That's an elephant. It's just something you see on the island from time to time."
Male Human [19m07s] Glyph McGriffin yells as he hits the wall and breaks through, followed by the elephant. "Oh hell! Ouch! Okay, task completed! I'm done now!"
[18m29s] An elephant breaks out of the rubble, and runs around the square some more, the man still yelling wildly.
Male Human [17m28s] Glyph McGriffin begins to seem a bit worried. "Oh god, calm down, I'm done, I'll get off oh god ow ow ow" he says, as the elephant begins whacking him again. "Calm down and I'll OW try to OW get off you OW! Come on!"
[17m00s] An elephant responds by whacking him with the stick even harder.
[16m32s] Sharklike Craig Temple waves to everyone and stares at the elephant, watching curiously. "Effelan'? Effelan'! Effelan'!" Each shout is accompannied by a bounce, and followed by a shouted "'ULLO!" to those gathered. Wait what "Islan'?"
Male Human [15m52s] Glyph McGriffin is yelling for help now. "Anyone!? Anyone please!? Oh my, why did I have them OW tighten the OW ropes so much! I can't OW get them off!" is nearly crying from panic now. His Imaginary notebook flutters along behind him, taking notes.
Male Human [15m23s] Contestant Daemon Thanatos walks over to the elephant, chuckling. He pulls out his scythe, and cuts the ropes.
Female Human [17m13s] Katzira smiles humorlessly. So much for all that bravado. "Welcome to the Island." She extends her hand to him. "Come on. A big, buff warrior who doesn't need friends doesn't belong behind a trash can. You're perfectly safe here."
Female Human [16m46s] Katzira adds dryly, "When elephants aren't crashing through the walls, anway."
[16m43s] An elephant, finally free, flees the city, shrugging Glyph off her back.
Male Human [16m04s] Contestant Daemon Thanatos puts his scythe away, and offers Glyph a hand up.
Male Human [15m46s] Glyph McGriffin crashes to the ground, dazed. He looks up at the sky, little star men dancing about his head. "Noeby, mark... mark off the... elephant..."
Male Human [15m57s] Glyph McGriffin shoos away the little starmen, who look a bit insulted by the rejection and go off to hang with his notebook. "Than... Thanatos? Ah, hi! Nice to... see you again." He takes the offered hand.
Male Human [14m42s] Contestant Daemon Thanatos nods, pulling Glyph to his feet. "Good to see you too."
Male Human [14m34s] Caligula just shakes his head and shrinks lower. He whips his eyes with his arm, spreading blood onto his face.
Male Human [14m15s] Glyph McGriffin steadying himself, seems to recover a bit mentally. "Ah, uh, hah, uh, the peanuts, did not work. I went... with plan b. Well, plan J, really.""
Male Kittymorph [14m12s] Ihpkmn looks at Val. "What exactly is the prize for winning at this cascader thing?"
Male Human [12m58s] Contestant Daemon Thanatos chuckles a bit. "They didn't work because you scared the elephant half to death the first time, Glyph." He pats Glyph gently on the back, smiling. "You alright, though?"
Male Human [12m14s] Glyph McGriffin says "Yes, I think I'm... okay now. Still don't... really understand why I had to do that. But... but now I can... go... aaah... fight the drive... right..."
Male Human [11m30s] Glyph McGriffin looks around for his notebook, which flutters over on gossamer wings. "Noeby... uh, Noeb... ah, now I... fight the drive, right?"
Male Human [11m05s] Contestant Daemon Thanatos smiles. "Just be careful fighting the Drive." He pulls out a ZAP grenade. "Use plenty of these...they seemed to work well against it."
Male Human [09m57s] Glyph McGriffin grins. "Thanks... for the advice. Yes, perfect, zap'm, heh. Advice is good. Friends are good. Friends give advice, help you catch elephants, get stuck... under ground and be sure... you're going to suffocate... yes..."
Male Human [09m21s] Contestant Bdthemag waves towards Glyph.
Male Human [09m15s] Glyph McGriffin says "Now, yes... now off to fight the drive, yep..." he takes a couple steps towards the exit... and promptly collapses to the ground unconcious.
Male Human [09m49s] Glyph McGriffin hits the ground hard, kicking up a small cloud of dust. The Star Men sidle back over to return to doing their loops around his head.
Male Human [09m13s] Contestant Daemon Thanatos shakes his head and sighs. He puts the grenade away, and walks over to Glyph. He picks the poor man up gently, and carries him to a nearby bench.
Male Human [11m29s] Contestant Daemon Thanatos lays Glyph on the bench as carefully as he can. He just shakes his head.
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