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[TherosPherae]

Your name is Junor Captain.
Eh, fine I guess it's better than the shitstain of a name you gave my predecessor. Could be better, though...

Anyways, the author's giving me a bit to give some exposition. What do you guys wanna know before you get back to commanding me to do retarded shit?

[Roboboy33]

Why dont you have a neck? and how is that backpack staying up?

[Furtuka]

What happened to your feet?

[TherosPherae]

Well, let's see, then...

Why dont you have a neck? and how is that backpack staying up?

First, the anatomy you refer to as a 'neck' has been medically phased out to longer be necessary, as it was previously a huge damn liability in cases of self-defense. Nowadays, children are born, have their brains backed up to these headbands, which then serves as a brain which needs no oxygen and comes with a small levitation unit so you don't have to carry your head around, along with a few other functions which are either obvious or will be demonstrated shortly.

Second, it's not a backpack. These are wings of a sort, which through some sort of goddamn convoluted science I don't understand allow me to levitate, and, in some circumstances, fly. I designed them the same way everyone else designs theirs - through the mandated governmental procedure when I was around seven of your Earth years old. This also, conveniently, answers the third question,

What happened to your feet?

People have been levitating instead of walking for a few centuries now, so feet have slowly become unnecessary. Eventually, they'll all but evolve out of our skeletons. And good riddance, the things are obnoxious dead weight around here.

Anything else?

[Roboboy33]

Why you so angstful?

[TherosPherae]

Why you so angstful?

I don't know, maybe because I'm the only person around who can actually tell that it's you guys giving the commands? Maybe because for millenia, my ancestor the Captain - may his head rest in peace - and his descendants have been revered as powerful psychics because of you, only for you lot to desert my family line for the past 3 centuries and resurface only when the planet is about to fricking DIE? For centuries, we've been seen as frauds for our inability to determine future events for the various ruling classes - and not to our own fault, but to those of your world? Yes, I hold a goddamn grudge, and I think it's about time you go give commands to some other poor sap so we can get this stupid end-of-the-world shit on the road.

[Hubris Incalculable]

So tell me, Junior, what makes you so certain the world's gonna die? We've returned, haven't we?

[TherosPherae]

So tell me, Junior, what makes you so certain the world's gonna die? We've returned, haven't we?

I have my sources, and you don't need to know them.

Now go bug someone else before I break something.

[Hubris Incalculable]

Nonono wait a minute, I ain't fin- Oh well. best go with triangle, then.

[Roboboy33]

Break something! Break something!

[Powder Miner]

Weird scratchy claw mark on dorsal fin thing.

[Dsarker]

Stop the storm!

[TherosPherae]

Stop the storm!

The storm is Junor's symbol. That's the interface's way of saying that picking him right now would be a very bad idea.

[Dsarker]

Ah. Bad as in ooc bad, or ic bad?

[TherosPherae]

Ah. Bad as in ooc bad, or ic bad?

Both.