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[TherosPherae]

You take the TORCH out of your SHITTY-LOOKING BACKPACK-BASED INVENTORY SYSTEM...

And promptly drop it. No hands, remember?

Well, now you have some idea as to your surroundings. There's a DOOR behind you, and some sort of MACHINE in front of you.

What do you do now?

[Dsarker]

Use the machine to give yourself hands, then get ye torch.

[Furtuka]

Retrieve hands from secret place you'd rather not talk about

[jc6036]

Make hands. Hook hands. Out of wood. Or something.

[Cerol Lenslens]

Investigate the machine.

[TherosPherae]

You attempt to make yourself a pair of hands. You fail atrociously, since there is obviously nothing that you could use to make hands down here! Well, you could try using your torch, but that would just make things dark again, and would probably hurt like hell. No thank you.

Since that obviously isn't gonna happen, you decide to investigate the machine. You kick your torch over near it, then walk over to investigate.

Hmm. It's pretty obvious what this does... although to you, it seems pretty shoddily built. Then again, you are one of the gifted people who managed to start building machines at the age of three, so hey. Given the ludicrous amount of blue paint, it's also pretty obvious that your 'friend' the captain built it. You think you may be able to use it, although the controls the good captain decided to install are pretty outdated...

So what now?

[Furtuka]

Press. Random buttons until stuff happens

[TherosPherae]

Despite thinking you might be able to get the machine to do what you want if you use it correctly, you decide to bang on the controls in a fit of pure, unrighteous anger.


A few seconds later....



You are now on the ceiling. That's what happens when you button-mash a gravity-altering device, genius!

So what do you do now?

[Cerol Lenslens]

Ceiling dance!

And then, uh, climb what I'm assuming to be a black pipe (unless that's smoke?) back down to the machine and fix the settings. Then determine if we can project reversed gravity elsewhere on the ship. Maybe we can send the goblins into the stratosphere!

[TherosPherae]

climb what I'm assuming to be a black pipe (unless that's smoke?)

It's smoke.

[TherosPherae]

You climb up the machine back to the control panel, where you switch back to normal gravity.

The smoke's starting to get kinda thick, you might want to turn the machine off sometime soon. If you can figure out how, since apparently the captain forgot to label an obvious 'off' button, and your little gravity-reversal escapade has apparently screwed up some of the wiring.

What do you do?

[Furtuka]

Press the big blue button

[TherosPherae]

Many years in the future...

You are now this guy. What's his name?
And I suppose I should warn you, I'm very similar to the Old Captain. So if you pull any bullshit, I can and will punt you into the next 3 realities.

[Dsarker]

Captain Jnr!

[BunnyBob77]

Hey, this is back! Cool!  I have no idea for the name, so I'll wait for a few suggestions and support the one I like.