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[Furtuka]

Jump to the other size and find a way to a lifeboat/escape pod

[peglegpengeuin]

Dang, why didn't we take the gunhammer? Anyway, try to stay far away from the laser's point of impact. It shouldn't spread too far further, else it will disintegrate the entire dang ship. If they're pirates, they don't want that to happen. If it's still possible, we need that gunhammer. Not sure if we should let the prince get captured and held for ransom, or try to disguise him and pretend to join the goblins. If we do disguise the prince, here are some options for you guys to consider:

-Burn face with torch until it is unrecognizable. Obviously not enough to kill the prince.

-Find lots of cloth and clothing and put on ridiculous uniform akin to OOT sheik's.

Also, fake name.

[Furtuka]

We did take the gunhammer. It's in our equipment slot

[peglegpengeuin]

Oh, I thought it was in a jar or under a stool. Sorry.

[jc6036]

Im sure the pirate ship has somwhere to hide. . .Hide our face with cloth, and try to sneak aboard.

[Furtuka]

To the cargo BAY we should go and see if any of the stowaways has/knows anything we could use to get out of this mess

[jc6036]

Maybe they could show us some old stowawayer tricks.

[Cerol Lenslens]

It looks like they may have bisected the ship - I'm not sure any boarding's going to be taking place.

Time to look for ye parachute.

[peglegpengeuin]

We are over a vast body of water. I doubt a parachute will help us.

[TherosPherae]

You attempt to jump the gap to get to the other side, and....

....the ship splits in half right as you jump.

You are now a fisherman.

Wait, where is he?

Oh. Sorry to wake you, but it's.... it's your turn.
Fine, fine. I'll get up, just give me a second to get my pants.
Okay. Wait a minute, you didn't have any-
Ah do now!
Oh my eyes. I'm not depicting that, you sick old cretin! Put on something decent!
Fine, fine. Suit yerself, yer the author... grumble mumble stupid-
I HEAR THAT!

So, what's this disrespectful lout's name gonna be?

[Furtuka]

Bartholomew Winnterfree the Third

[peglegpengeuin]

Johnny Siegfried, the Prince of Toast. I for one am not giving up on the former plot. Also, where's our torch?

[Furtuka]

pegleg I think we're just temporarily switching to a different character in the story ala jarring perspective switch. the fisherman is probably gonna have Johny fall on his head or something

[Cerol Lenslens]

Winslow Q Gunnerthorpe, esq.

[peglegpengeuin]

Oh... if that's the case then... uh... Henry Humfried? I is no good at names .