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[TherosPherae]

Wow you are so bored. You are so bored, that you even consider meeting some of the crew and forming them into a cult. Of course, that's hogwash, since none of the crew would ever talk to you, and frankly, you wouldn't really want to talk to any of them. They're loyal, and very good soldiers, but to be very honest, most of 'em are pricks. Especially the guys on the flagship - in fact, you hand-picked this crew for their prickishness. Because it's usually the pricks who have the good ideas that save your ass, right? Right?

Anyways, you consult a map out of continued boredom, hoping that maybe staring at a schematic would somehow alleviate it. It doesn't, but it does give you a hearty reminder of where everything is on the ship.

KEY
Red - ordinance zones. This is where they keep missiles, spare ammo, spare parts, and stuff generally used to keep the ship going and your enemies' ships... not going.
Green- Sailor's cabins. This is where the crew sleeps, plays cards, and get drunk of their asses. You're not going anywhere near here.
Blue - Spare cabins and mess hall. This is where you sleep, and where everybody eats.
Pink - Cargo bay. This is where you store stuff that you ferry around - if you don't have any stuff to ferry, then it's usually full of spare parts and stowaways. Not that you care.
Yellow - Control room. This is where you stay in case of attack, since it's the best fortified place on the ship, as well as the place with the intercom lead and all that other nice stuff.
Orange - Engine room. This is where they keep the engines and scant janitorial supplies. You're not going anywhere near here, especially after what happened to Sailor Jones last Friday.
You also remember that you had lifts and bathrooms installed every ten feet in corridors due to certain disease-related incidents which shall go unmentioned.

Well that was usefu- "PRINCE JOHNNY TO THE ROOF, PRINCE JOHNNY TO THE ROOF." blares over the intercom. Hmm, this might be important. You take a lift to the roof, where a sailor is waiting to greet you with a PAIR OF REALLY CRAPPY BINOCULARS, which you take. However, you think you already know what he wants you to look at.






"Ooooooooh shit."

"Waiting on your orders, sir."

So what do you do?

(I think my drawing quality gradually degrades the later I'm awake. And sorry for leaving you guys with nothing to do last update. )

(Also....

Ah, I thought we were in an airship .

Since when did I say we weren't? )

[Furtuka]

UNFOLD WINGS PREPARE FOR ASCENSION BATTLE STATIONS EVERYONE RETRIEVE THY ARMOR AND WEAPONS!!!

[jc6036]

Run down and grab your *shudderdrool* gun hammer

[peglegpengeuin]

Wait a second... they're in airships. Does that mean we're in a special airship THAT SITS ON A FLOATING BODY OF WATER? Anyway, this ship is going down, and we're going to be captured. We may as well get the gunhammer so the goblins can hide it on the ship we're taken onto. That way when we escape we can solve a puzzle to get our gunhammer back.

EDIT: Oh, and we need to give our useless crew some orders, don't we? We may as well send our magic airship down toward the ground in hopes of landing it and finding a place to hide. Also, for the hell of it, launch tons of weapons at the goblin ships. Best to go down swinging. We might even want to kamikaze them if we get a chance.

Oh, and is my selective boldifying making things easier or harder?

[Furtuka]

Go to armory room and equip you Gunhammer and armor


Armory: Along with your Gunhammer Be full of

    Gunshields

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    Gunlances

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    Pistolswords

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    and Apacherevolvers

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..........I'm having way too much fun looking for these things

[BunnyBob77]

Get your gunshield and gunarmor, and have the crew open fire with the airship's cannons

[Dsarker]

Abandon ship! We're doomed!

[jc6036]

Gunshield:a shield with a gun for a handle, with a small hole in the middle for shooting. . . .plausible, I suppose, not surd how gunarmor would work though.

[Dsarker]

Barrel in the middle of the armour, trigger in the helmet. Bite down, it fires.

[jc6036]

Alright then, TO THE RIDICULOUS AMOUNTS OF GUNMISCELLANEA!!!

[Fenrir]

Do not forget to put on your gunderwear.

[BunnyBob77]

Also the gunhelm! Can't forget that one!

[TherosPherae]

I swear, you guys are more obsessed with gun miscellania than the average Texan. And that's saying something.

Anyways, update coming... soon. If I don't get swept into the flurry of chores and busywork that is the rest of my life.

[Cerol Lenslens]

Don't forget to pack some spare ammo. We don't want to use our gunhammer as just a regular hammer, do we?

[TherosPherae]

You run back to your room, bellowing orders at sailors to prepare for battle along the way. Once there, you retrieve your LEGENDARY GUNHAMMER OF THE ANCIENTS.

Or at least, you WISH it was legendary. This thing is just something you built out of a bunch of crap you found in your uncle's attic. It's still pretty cool, and it works, so you put it in your PRIMARY WEAPON SLOT, grab some AMMO, and proceed to your section of the control room.

It may not look like much, but from here, everyone on the ship can hear your orders via a series of pipes hidden in the walls. It's useful for diplomatic meetings, too. You like to call the pipe-series the "intercom," but the rest of the kingdom refers to it as the PBCM, or Pipe-Based Communications System. You issue the orders to prepare for battle with the pirate fleet to your crew and can hear the hubbub as they go about loading cannons and preparing the 'main weapon.'

So now what?