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Author Topic: Prince of Toast - Illustrated Suggestion Adventure - REBOOT  (Read 14230 times)

jc6036

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Re: You are the Prince of Toast - Illustrated Suggestion Adventure.
« Reply #105 on: July 03, 2011, 09:10:19 pm »
Humpfrey the fisherman.
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Re: You are the Prince of Toast - Illustrated Suggestion Adventure.
« Reply #106 on: July 03, 2011, 09:53:46 pm »
His name is Donald Draemer.
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Re: You are the Prince of Toast - Illustrated Suggestion Adventure.
« Reply #107 on: July 03, 2011, 10:11:27 pm »
Your name is Bartholomew Donald Humfried Gunnerthorpe the Fifth.
Wha... bu... that's RIDICULOUS!
Too bad, you crusty old man. Live with it.
....This is for the pants thing, isn't it?
Yes. Yes it damn well is.

Anyways.

Your name is Bartholomew Donald Humfried Gunnerthorpe the Fifth, but you go by Bart.

You are a FISHERMAN, which is rare for someone of your SOCIAL STATUS in the current society. You wear the periwinkle-and-blue of a retired navyman, and have a hobby of TINKERING. In fact, all your money besides that necessary to keep you, your boat, and your fishing pole going goes to tinkering with a GRAVITY-ALTERING DEVICE that you hide in the hull of your BOAT. You smoke a pipe for no reason other than that it makes you look like a BADASS, and you have a bad habit of being a BIT TOO META. Your boat is your life and your life is your boat - you eat, sleep, drink, and otherwise do everything on your boat. You wear a HAT that you found floating in the OCEAN during your service time as a navyman.

So what do you do?
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Re: You are the Prince of Toast - Illustrated Suggestion Adventure.
« Reply #108 on: July 03, 2011, 10:12:57 pm »
Look Up
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Re: You are the Prince of Toast - Illustrated Suggestion Adventure.
« Reply #109 on: July 03, 2011, 10:19:56 pm »
Ignore the pirate breaching above, but hear the high pitched screaming of the prince.
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Re: You are the Prince of Toast - Illustrated Suggestion Adventure.
« Reply #110 on: July 03, 2011, 10:53:45 pm »
Oh come on, can't you just pick your favorite name instead of splicing them all together?

Admire the beautiful ocean, and take in the calming sway of the boat. Bart doesn't get seasick, right?
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Re: You are the Prince of Toast - Illustrated Suggestion Adventure.
« Reply #111 on: July 03, 2011, 10:58:23 pm »
Eh? Look up? Okay.

Not much besides that Toast Kingdom ship crashing - pity they didn't hear the news, could've spared them a ship - and the pirates that took it down. Not much for me - us? - whatever - to worry about, except for maybe a bit of debris, since the pirates don't really bother ocean ships much. And the GRAVITY MANIPULATION DEVICE should handle the debris once I calibrate it. Speaking of which, time to calibrate it so this poor boat doesn't get ripped to shreds by debris. Who knows, maybe I'll get a nice souvenir.





That... is a lot more than a souvenir. Once he opens his eyes, I'll see who I've really caught here. Might be worth something on the slave markets, but I dunno.

And of course I don't get seasick, pegleg! I'm an EXPERIENCED NAVYMAN, what the hell do you expect? Me to quiver at the sight of water?

So, what am I supposed to do now?

(And no, I can't just pick my favorite name for this guy. He's a meta-jerk, so he gets the worst name possible. :P)
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Re: You are the Prince of Toast - Illustrated Suggestion Adventure.
« Reply #112 on: July 03, 2011, 11:01:43 pm »
Pull out your trusty pistolsword from your navy days and poke him with it until he wakes up
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Re: You are the Prince of Toast - Illustrated Suggestion Adventure.
« Reply #113 on: July 03, 2011, 11:13:36 pm »
Good thing Bart learned how to treat various wounds in navy school. He shall be our quiet healer.

Anyway, he needs quick treatment. Take some ice out of your beer cooler, wrap it in a wet cloth, and apply it to this soon-to-be-extremely-thankful stranger's wound. Keep it there for 20-30 minutes. If he wakes up, make crude jokes about his situation to put him on edge.
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Re: You are the Prince of Toast - Illustrated Suggestion Adventure.
« Reply #114 on: July 03, 2011, 11:16:31 pm »
Yes
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Re: You are the Prince of Toast - Illustrated Suggestion Adventure.
« Reply #115 on: July 04, 2011, 01:48:07 am »
Man, do I WISH I had a pistolsword right now. But they take those away when you leave the Syrup Navy - more efficient to give 'em to new recruits than to let us old coots hold on to 'em.

Regardless, I'm going to be going with that other guy's idea and try to wake him up with FROZEN LIQUID from my BEVERAGE COOLING TANK. Now, I could drop it on him in person, or... nah, why do things in person when you can screw with the laws of physics?





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SWEET MOTHER OF ALL THAT IS HOLY THAT IS FRIKKIN' COLD!
Good, yer awake. Now, let's see yer eyes.


....
Oh. Oh god. Green eyes. Oh shit oh shit oh shit.

Wait.... Oh, SHIT.

So who's gonna do what now?

((Also, how am I doing? Besides the fact that the illustrations are horrible crap.))
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Re: You are the Prince of Toast - Illustrated Suggestion Adventure.
« Reply #116 on: July 04, 2011, 02:35:53 am »
Quote from: TherosPherae on July 03, 2011, 10:11:27 pm
Your name is Bartholomew Donald Humfried Gunnerthorpe the Fifth, but you go by Bart.

...you have a bad habit of being a BIT TOO META.

So what do you do?

Cinnamon Toast Prince: First things first: Fish those ice cubes out of your drawers. Then commandeer the fishing boat in the name of Toast.

Bart: Pirates'll be after this one. Best arm yerself. Specialize in bookfighting and equip your copy of 'The Old Man and the Sea'.
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Re: You are the Prince of Toast - Illustrated Suggestion Adventure.
« Reply #117 on: July 04, 2011, 07:33:05 am »
Toast: Withdraw awkwardly. Yours eyes are very personal to you.

Bart: Yar matey. This strange land lubber'll be with ya for the whole ride home. Better start on sharin' ya beer grog.

I vote that all of Bart's commands be written in Pirate so as to better distinguish the two types of commands.
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Re: You are the Prince of Toast - Illustrated Suggestion Adventure.
« Reply #118 on: July 04, 2011, 09:36:32 am »
Prince:  back away, and get the ice out of our drawers.        Bart: yar, best get this feller hidden. Dont want no pirates down ere
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Re: You are the Prince of Toast - Illustrated Suggestion Adventure.
« Reply #119 on: July 04, 2011, 10:23:03 am »
Johnny : Demand you be treated with respect and pampering
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